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I fucking hate mages with a passion. I have this bad luck of mostly facing against mages that pull a win out of their ass and have removal for everything I have, especially when I play something like a big taunt that'll help me swing the board after getting pummeled but then LOL NOPE I GOT POLYMORPH FOR YOUR ASS LUL I AM SO SKILLED AT THIS GAME
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Shadowjeweler Hanar is frustrating. How do you play around that?
I hear people complain about DH a lot, but fuck rogue man. Last game she drew 7 cards and played a 12/12 edwin and all their bullshir manacheating. It was fine because she was at 2 health, but then from her fucking ass she pulls out a Nozari. They have to fix either togglewaggle or the lacky generation. I personally don't like to play against it. Please nerf or do something.
It is stupid how many cards can generate rogue. Fucking absurd, fuck lackeys, truly the worst addition ever.
It's funny how people always complain about that I completely agree with it. The second I play rogue I start with a competely unplayable hand till turn 5 and am dead by turn 7.
You don't
For me it’s getting them to 5 and then they generate and find blizzards and ice novas for 7 turns
This. 100%. The ENTIRE Mage/Priest/Druid/Rogue "meta" right now is stall for as long as you can while you wait for some really broken RNG that destroys your opponent's will to play Hearthstone anymore.
No Health left? Don't worry, bro! Here's a 0 Mana Nozari from DQ Alex!
You are out of board clears and freezes but your opponent just put lethal on board? Don't worry, bro! Have a Reno Twisting Nether!
Opponent played cards the first 5 turns and you're about to die? Don't worry, bro! Dragoncaster Puzzle Box clear + heal + full board!
Out of cards? Don't worry, bro! Galakrond off the top for a 5 attack weapon, and FOUR 0 cost cards that discover MORE cards!
What's that? You have no board? Don't worry, bro! Just play Mountseller and 6 0 mana cards for 6 copies of King Fucking Mukla!
5/8 Mountseller not strong enough? Hmm. You're right. We should make TWO of those 0 mana cards give her +1/+3 and taunt!
I 100% don't blame Demon Hunters, Face Hunters, Zoo Warlocks, Murloc Paladins, or any other hyper aggro deck out there for trying to rush down these bullshit decks. At least they play cards and "risk it" on every turn knowing they're one RNG board wipe away from an instant loss and at least they're not wasting my fucking time like the 40 minute Priest games that literally just go to fatigue every single time. It's hard to beat a 50+ card deck with 30 cards.
This bro is sick awesome!!! Love the rant. Not poking fun, genuinely feel your pain man.
I've had enough, time to call it a day with hearthstone, I don't get angry often but galakrond rogue is just disgusting, time to find a new game, preferably something that actually required a brain to play and isn't just a complete RNG fest.
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
Galakrond Rog just never runs out of cards, it's absolute bullshit.
Rog have Zeph. Rog have 0-mana backstab and 0-mana vendetta. Rog have endless lackeys. Rog have Galakrond. Rog have Kronx. Rog have 3 mana 12/12. Rog have unlimited secrets. Rog have sap + minion kekw.
Much skill. Such Balance. Esports.
Hunter Mains can all go suck it. DH obviously too.
So I just lost this ridiculous game as Highlander Hunter to a Control Warrior. He brawled a good lethal-threatening board of mine, I followed up with Nagrand on an empty board and put him at 2 life. He then calmly proceed to make an Skipper-doubleArmorsmith combo for EXACTLY THIRTY ARMOR while clearing most of my board.
No problem tho, I still have a lot of resources, my DQ Alex is still in my deck, I play Zixor Prime, make a couple of trades and pass. Still pushing a lot of damage, he's at 2 HP / around 15 armor now.
Second Brawl. Oookay... I start to rebuild the board, pass... he plays DQ Alex (in a non-singleton deck, with like 12 cards still to draw mind you) that gives him OLD Alex for a 13 HP heal, and Amber Watcher. Insta concede.
Now I don't mind DQ Alex rng, shit happens, although it was very unlucky. But the 30 armor combo is fucking bullshit. Not sure why people aren't raging for Warrior right now, he's way stronger than DH in the current meta, he has insane tempo plays while packing ridiculous burst AND defensive combo that he can tutor for, so they're super reliable. But I guess as usual Warrior get a pass because "he's hard to play and requires skill". What a joke.
For fuck sake. Delete all fucking priest Resurrect cards from the game. Its fucking ridiculus in wild with that shit!!!!
Getting a tad bit tired to face 70% of DH. Yes people you can't think by yourself, it's fine but damn, matchmaking leave me alone for two minutes?
Only meeting tempo dh's and gala rogues at bronze.
This is fine.
Priestess of fury has to be the dumbest card ever designed in this game. Like if there was a dev who really wanted it printed and the others made him say yes to a blowbang just in order to see how far the fuckhead would go for it. There is simply no other rational explanation for this joke.
Turn 3 this board is completely fine. Love DH's. Oh and there is another 4/2 Satyr bitch missing that was already killed same turn.
This is what you get for playing galakrond rogue.