Hearthpwn

Amazing. Just amazing.

I play Mana Tide Totem at turn 3 with 2 enemy minions. Guy just ignores it 6 turns in a row and goes face... and STILL won because despite drawing my entire deck I could not just draw Reno, Healbot or Hagatha.

Btw, dude was diamond 5. Mages being skilled at its finest.

Altruis did it again. Playing Paladin, controlled him the whole game, played Nozari and went to full health while having Dragonqueen Alexstrasza on the board. Then he played this card. He was able to obliterate both Alex and Nozari and did more than 20 damage on that f****** one turn! I literally went from a winning position to dead in one turn because of this stupid card! How is this fair?! This is absolutely ridiculous!!!

I was just trying to play a Highlander Paladin to see how it was doing. It doesn't work. I went 1/9 around Diamond 5. Paladin has pretty good cards and is able to stabilize mostly through healing, but it's too fair. It just fights for the board, trades and goes face when possible. It has no big plays (only Alex and Murgurgle Prime), doesn't cheat a ton of mana in one turn (again only Alex and Murgurgle), doesn't have insane RNG highrolls (Alex and the occasional Explorer highroll), not enough board clears, no reliable finishers (RIP Leeroy) and lacks draw (though Angling Rod + Hoard Pillager provides some decent value). In most games i was able to heal consistently and last long enough to be able to play the big cards, but DH does way too much damage in a single turn, Rogues just have much better (and infinite) value and Mage is just a RNG carnival. It's sad because i think the deck has potential, but this meta is just too brutal.

Link to the deck here in case anyone is interested. I don't recommend it though.

So sick of this brainless aggro decks/meta

Exactly!!!! 

Altruis got better with the "nerf". What the hell were they thinking? Her 4 attack makes it harder for priest to kill..... 

Done with this garbage shitgame. Nerfs made it worse. Quest Mage still is top tier and the only way to stop it is aggro which is even more fucking retard.

Decided to try galakrond secret rogue. Won 7 on the bounce then lost 3. Lost to casino mage, hunter boar extravaganza and embiggen druid.

The match vs the mage was almost won but solarian prime was played, which then proceeded to cast 3 secrets, a fireball to 1 of my minions and puzzle box. The puzzle box proceeded to aoe my entire board (I had 6 minions all 4+ health), casted conjurers calling twice on the mages minions and refilled the mages hand. The hunter and druid simply had perfect draws. I couldn't cycle through my deck and I drew no cc.

Rogue is certainly easy to play - though I've yet to come across any decks which actually require any brain power. Out of all the decks I've played it has way too much utility and can pretty consistently out rng other decks (I've now accepted that RNG is basically what this game is - a giant RNG mess).

To beat rogue you have to draw a perfect game (while the rogue draws trash) or get incredibly lucky. Either way I'm amazed it hasn't been nerfed. 

I'm not mad at or with anybody, just the devs at blizz/hearthbone for making a STUPID-ass-game... game has become completely stupid....

Rng is rigged as fuck Impossible rng is happening again and again and again. Druid plays Exotic Mountseller consecutively summons 4 King Mukla There is fkn 116 3 drops which means it already have chance to summon once is 1 in 116 and he summoned consecutively 4 King Mukla chances of it happening is 1 in 182 million lol. Totally rigged bro but that is not only it you know after he summons 4 mukla I played Apexis Blast and guess what I summoned a fkn Desert obelisk it has chance to happen 1 in 70 game doesn't just let me win screws me over and over with rng bullshit. 

I play 5 drop Bamboozle and Pack Tactics  my minion evolves to Octosari I get double octosari on board and lose the game it has %3,6 chance to happen.

One more game this time I have 6 mana with 4 hp drop on board and Bamboozle dude hits with weapon guess what worst 9 mana Mogu Fleshshaper it has %11 chance to get one of the bad ones I say okay he was lucky whatever and next turn I play another 6 mana and Bamboozle he go and hit with head weapon again this time it turns into Sathrovarr for fuck sake if he hits only one time to a guy that will stick on board or the one of huge ones I will win but no fuck me right. Probability of getting two time bad one is 1 in 36 which is %2.77 that guy won the game with that chance of winning 

This game is totally bullshit lol totally pseudo 

When you know how to calculate probability you know how fucked up rng in this game 

Quote from Nimehte >>

Rng is rigged as fuck Impossible rng is happening again and again and again. Druid plays Exotic Mountseller consecutively summons 4 King Mukla There is fkn 116 3 drops which means it already have chance to summon once is 1 in 116 and he summoned consecutively 4 King Mukla chances of it happening is 1 in 182 million lol. Totally rigged bro but that is not only it you know after he summons 4 mukla I played Apexis Blast and guess what I summoned a fkn Desert obelisk it has chance to happen 1 in 70 game doesn't just let me win screws me over and over with rng bullshit. 

I play 5 drop Bamboozle and Pack Tactics  my minion evolves to Octosari I get double octosari on board and lose the game it has %3,6 chance to happen.

One more game this time I have 6 mana with 4 hp drop on board and Bamboozle dude hits with weapon guess what worst 9 mana Mogu Fleshshaper it has %11 chance to get one of the bad ones I say okay he was lucky whatever and next turn I play another 6 mana and Bamboozle he go and hit with head weapon again this time it turns into Sathrovarr for fuck sake if he hits only one time to a guy that will stick on board or the one of huge ones I will win but no fuck me right. Probability of getting two time bad one is 1 in 36 which is %2.77 that guy won the game with that chance of winning 

This game is totally bullshit lol totally pseudo 

When you know how to calculate probability you know how fucked up rng in this game 

 Are you sure there are 116 3-Cost Beasts?

I mean, the chances are still very slim, but Exotic Mountseller clearly states it summons beasts.

Quote from MvonTzeskagrad >>

Quote from Nimehte >>

Rng is rigged as fuck Impossible rng is happening again and again and again. Druid plays Exotic Mountseller consecutively summons 4 King Mukla There is fkn 116 3 drops which means it already have chance to summon once is 1 in 116 and he summoned consecutively 4 King Mukla chances of it happening is 1 in 182 million lol. Totally rigged bro but that is not only it you know after he summons 4 mukla I played Apexis Blast and guess what I summoned a fkn Desert obelisk it has chance to happen 1 in 70 game doesn't just let me win screws me over and over with rng bullshit. 

I play 5 drop Bamboozle and Pack Tactics  my minion evolves to Octosari I get double octosari on board and lose the game it has %3,6 chance to happen.

One more game this time I have 6 mana with 4 hp drop on board and Bamboozle dude hits with weapon guess what worst 9 mana Mogu Fleshshaper it has %11 chance to get one of the bad ones I say okay he was lucky whatever and next turn I play another 6 mana and Bamboozle he go and hit with head weapon again this time it turns into Sathrovarr for fuck sake if he hits only one time to a guy that will stick on board or the one of huge ones I will win but no fuck me right. Probability of getting two time bad one is 1 in 36 which is %2.77 that guy won the game with that chance of winning 

This game is totally bullshit lol totally pseudo 

When you know how to calculate probability you know how fucked up rng in this game 

 Are you sure there are 116 3-Cost Beasts?

I mean, the chances are still very slim, but Exotic Mountseller clearly states it summons beasts.

 Lmao, right?? What are there actually? Like 12?

Fuck all the laim brainless aggro players!!!!

LoL i was angry yesterday I took all the three drops into account but it has chance to happen 1 in 65k which is %0.00152 still extremely low

anyway my point is small chances happening in heartstone too often. I played lots of card games previously nothing like this was happening lol top decking was most extreme scenario I have ever seen up until heartstone

priest is cancer

15 in Standard

Quote from TyrantrumRex >>

Quote from MvonTzeskagrad >>

Quote from Nimehte >>

Rng is rigged as fuck Impossible rng is happening again and again and again. Druid plays Exotic Mountseller consecutively summons 4 King Mukla There is fkn 116 3 drops which means it already have chance to summon once is 1 in 116 and he summoned consecutively 4 King Mukla chances of it happening is 1 in 182 million lol. Totally rigged bro but that is not only it you know after he summons 4 mukla I played Apexis Blast and guess what I summoned a fkn Desert obelisk it has chance to happen 1 in 70 game doesn't just let me win screws me over and over with rng bullshit. 

I play 5 drop Bamboozle and Pack Tactics  my minion evolves to Octosari I get double octosari on board and lose the game it has %3,6 chance to happen.

One more game this time I have 6 mana with 4 hp drop on board and Bamboozle dude hits with weapon guess what worst 9 mana Mogu Fleshshaper it has %11 chance to get one of the bad ones I say okay he was lucky whatever and next turn I play another 6 mana and Bamboozle he go and hit with head weapon again this time it turns into Sathrovarr for fuck sake if he hits only one time to a guy that will stick on board or the one of huge ones I will win but no fuck me right. Probability of getting two time bad one is 1 in 36 which is %2.77 that guy won the game with that chance of winning 

This game is totally bullshit lol totally pseudo 

When you know how to calculate probability you know how fucked up rng in this game 

 Are you sure there are 116 3-Cost Beasts?

I mean, the chances are still very slim, but Exotic Mountseller clearly states it summons beasts.

 Lmao, right?? What are there actually? Like 12?

Quote from TyrantrumRex >>

Quote from MvonTzeskagrad >>

Quote from Nimehte >>

Rng is rigged as fuck Impossible rng is happening again and again and again. Druid plays Exotic Mountseller consecutively summons 4 King Mukla There is fkn 116 3 drops which means it already have chance to summon once is 1 in 116 and he summoned consecutively 4 King Mukla chances of it happening is 1 in 182 million lol. Totally rigged bro but that is not only it you know after he summons 4 mukla I played Apexis Blast and guess what I summoned a fkn Desert obelisk it has chance to happen 1 in 70 game doesn't just let me win screws me over and over with rng bullshit. 

I play 5 drop Bamboozle and Pack Tactics  my minion evolves to Octosari I get double octosari on board and lose the game it has %3,6 chance to happen.

One more game this time I have 6 mana with 4 hp drop on board and Bamboozle dude hits with weapon guess what worst 9 mana Mogu Fleshshaper it has %11 chance to get one of the bad ones I say okay he was lucky whatever and next turn I play another 6 mana and Bamboozle he go and hit with head weapon again this time it turns into Sathrovarr for fuck sake if he hits only one time to a guy that will stick on board or the one of huge ones I will win but no fuck me right. Probability of getting two time bad one is 1 in 36 which is %2.77 that guy won the game with that chance of winning 

This game is totally bullshit lol totally pseudo 

When you know how to calculate probability you know how fucked up rng in this game 

 Are you sure there are 116 3-Cost Beasts?

I mean, the chances are still very slim, but Exotic Mountseller clearly states it summons beasts.

 Lmao, right?? What are there actually? Like 12?

 15

Just got stuck in a Hearthstone match. My turn did not end for over 5 minutes until I decided to restart Hearthstone. I wasn't disconnected though as I could still play around with cards in my hand, the playfield and stuff.

When I restarted however I lost rank. Thanks Blizzard!

I fucking hate this game.

Just played a game in the arena against a mage who drafted 3 legendaries (Magtheridon, Archivist Elisiana and Xavius), he had virtually no curve and no tempo. I was bashing this noob up until the moment the game decided to give him skillstrike from the fucking tome of intelligence and he wiped my board consisting of 3 minions he gave me with magtheridon, 2/3 quartermaster (I was playing warrior) which were buffed with stormwind champion. Magtheridon wakes up, wipes my entire board, then he pulls out Elisiana, gets 2 frozen elementals which he both drew in a row next turns, stalled my 10/10 taunt enough to kill it with spells, which basically robbed me of lethal...

How the fuck does one drafts 3 legendaries in the arena?

How the fuck does one spell flips the game upside down?

How the fuck does poor decision making rewards you?

FUCK.

Hearthstone is not a skill free game. It is, however, a game decided by RNG. If both players are of equal skill, both playing proven decks, what else can it be but RNG. Who drew better, in whose favour did the game's RNG go? Honestly, if skill level and deck competency are equal, you may as well flip a coin. 

Quote from Shiny >>

Hearthstone is not a skill free game. It is, however, a game decided by RNG. If both players are of equal skill, both playing proven decks, what else can it be but RNG. Who drew better, in whose favour did the game's RNG go? Honestly, if skill level and deck competency are equal, you may as well flip a coin. 

 All Blizzard cares about is that the majority of players hover around 50% win rates. 50% is high enough to fool a player into thinking they can get better. 50% is enough to have winning runs that make you forget about your losing runs.

Everything about the game is RNG. Sites like these and the deck tracking sites tell people this is what the "meta" is, only for most players to go into HS and play against everything but what your deck was built to go up against. What's that? Everyone is aggro? Let me run control. WTF? Why have I queued into 4 matches vs. control decks.

I'm slowly getting to the point I was before when I deleted the game for a couple years. Outside of quest completion, Blizzard is giving me zero reason to want to play human opponents. They are either too slow, or just plain rude roping jerks.

About the only fun thing left is deck theory and building. And I can actually have fun doing that against AI where it doesn't take a year and a day for the opponent to make a play.