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I'm not even especially salty, but seriously, does anyone remember back when every class had to worry about running out of cards in every deck?  Those were good times because running out of cards in your has is fundamental to card game strategy.  

 

I'm mostly looking at you, mage, but this applies to a lot of classes and decks right now.

 I remember when running Chillwind Yeti in your deck wasnt actually crazy. Some variations of ramp druid back then actually did. Or did you remember when they had to nerf a 7 mana 5/5 that could draw you two cards because it was way too powerful? Back then you actually had to plan your turns and think ahead. Now everything has rush or taunt or does X amount of damage right away while also beeing a minion with decent stats. I miss having to think about my turns and my future turns and strategy. Making value trades is a thing long gone.

 I remember thinking hey Chillwind Yeti is like Ernham Djinn Magic: TG. Off topic, but still, a 4/5 for 4 mana is never bad.

Rush is better than Charge to prevent non-combo OTK decks. You still have to value trade especially the first few turns, but going face is better when in doubt.

 Rush is a great mechanic. Super good.

The problem is they should have just made the Charge minions Rush instead. RIght now you basically pay nothing for Rush and there´s way too many minions with it.

I will feast upon the 9000 IQ autopilot quest mages after they nerf that bullshit trash to the ground.

Totem cancer srsly as priest there absolute 0 play we can do to counter it without luck, go fuck yourselves. 

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I'm not even especially salty, but seriously, does anyone remember back when every class had to worry about running out of cards in every deck?  Those were good times because running out of cards in your has is fundamental to card game strategy.  

 

I'm mostly looking at you, mage, but this applies to a lot of classes and decks right now.

 I remember when running Chillwind Yeti in your deck wasnt actually crazy. Some variations of ramp druid back then actually did. Or did you remember when they had to nerf a 7 mana 5/5 that could draw you two cards because it was way too powerful? Back then you actually had to plan your turns and think ahead. Now everything has rush or taunt or does X amount of damage right away while also beeing a minion with decent stats. I miss having to think about my turns and my future turns and strategy. Making value trades is a thing long gone.

 Yep.  Power creep is insane.  I was trying to play rezz priest against pure paladin earlier and /I/ ran out of cards while he managed to fill his board with powerful minions indefinitely.  When non-control decks are better at controlling than control decks but also have the option to be aggressive in mid game the game just isn't fun.  

I guess I have to play stupid face Hunter.

i just love when you get ahead of demon hunter early game and they play 5 cards, deal 9 face damage, clear your board, and still manage to have 4 cards in hand their next turn. Oh did i mention they only had 4 mana?

Same bullshit new expansion, use bad math, don't do your job, sell your precious name.

5 mass resurrects in one game bullshit.

watch they will reduce its offering rate before long just like counter spell bullshit 2 xpacs ago you fucking pieces of shit have to ruin everything with your hubris small dick glory hole bulshit (fuck).

I don't care that much about rez priest, but what really gets me is the number of people who complain about it. Like five new threads a day that are just whining about losing to rez priest.

jesus fuck, how the fuck are we supposed to beat dh?? it has no weakness!

infinite draw, infinite ways to deal ton of damage to your face every turn... and when you think yo're safe because you have 2 Scrapyard Colossus on board and he has only one card in hand, he manages to, in a single turn, draw 6 cards for free and pulling the fucking card that ignores taunts.. amazing

Playing against Raza Priest with a homebrew Even Mage deck. I out play this guy and have him at 6 life to my 28. He played Raza earlier in the game and a Curious Glimmerroot. Then he drops a stolen Colderra Drake and I lose. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Only dash of pepper was I friended him, he accepted and admitted how bs that combo was. Nice guy, actually... except that he plays Raza priest ;)

Omg Pog Lightwell its happened first time in history the SAVE.

Replay

Hard to see in the replay

I have 3 HP, next fatigue damage is 5 to 1 HP with healing from the well.

Many mistakes in that game, I didn't think I could win and wasn't paying attention. I can go sleep WELL. fuck yeah the man instant concedes after that healing, LMAO.

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jesus fuck, how the fuck are we supposed to beat dh?? it has no weakness!

infinite draw, infinite ways to deal ton of damage to your face every turn... and when you think yo're safe because you have 2 Scrapyard Colossus on board and he has only one card in hand, he manages to, in a single turn, draw 6 cards for free and pulling the fucking card that ignores taunts.. amazing

 More nerfs are coming.

Was playing my warrior galakrond value control deck. Got to face a Zixxor gimmick Hunter deck. He managed to 7/7 his zixxor prime, draw it and copy it. He also managed to shuffle 2 more Zixxors in to his deck. I somehow managed to deal with all this bullshit and is left with not much resources left. He then plays a random Brightwing he somehow put in this deck. Gets the druid prime and he plays it right away. I kill that and the next turn he draws the prime and summons two 9/9s with taunt. I mean what the fuck. Such a shitty play (putting brightwing in your combo deck) and managed to get so fucking lucky to get a prime off it, and then drawing it THE TURN AFTER it died. I hate my life

25 albatros in my deck totally fucking up my entire deck thank you blizz and fuck team 5 once again 

Worthless trash community all using the same broken autopilot decks and emoting like they are some God.

priest is not fun to play against.

NONE OF THEIR DECKS ARE FUN

Fuck Altruis, fuck the people who play him, fuck the people who designed him, I hope they all stub their toe so hard they think it might be broken.

so here's my fun loaded playing experience today....

Logged in and figured I still need to do the chaos. Picked priest since I also have a 60 gold priest quest. So mechs and a lot of boom bots. Well RNG alert bells ringing...and rightly so.

I counted it, 9 of my first 13 boom bots did 1 damage, my opponents mostly did 3 or 4. The mech that  gives a legendary minion as deathrattle gives me commander Rhyssa, opponent gets a 7/7. The mage gets at least 4 cheap spells for his Antonidas, mine rots unplayed, because I dont draw a single spell...well I have 2 cleric of scales in hand that could help discover one, but of course no dragon anywhere. Alright a rather unfortunate start, I lose the first 3 chaos games, but actually just win the 4th after a 20 minute game because the opponent mispalys badly.I didn't know that this was actually the fun part today...

Well lets quickly move away from that RNG garbage I think and switch from priest to rogue in wild. Trying the old kingsbane pirate rogue I didn't touch for a while...result 0-3. Second game I try to hit a single 4/2 with my ships cannon...4 cheap pirates and the cannon hits face 4 times, with the help of his intact 4/2 he proceeds to smorc me down. Third game I have a wide pirate board but the hunter top decks unleash the hounds and buffs them to clear my pirates effortlessly. Generally I draw no kingsbane buffs.

Ok lets try my homebrew handbuff palli, thats fun and actually pretty good.Leads to the highlight of the day against a highlander mage.I establish a big board with huge minions (2 Valanyr buffed 10/8 faceless corrupters and echoing oozes out of flamestrike reach. Of course still freeze and blizzard (oh the irony) danger, but I have buffed charge minions in hand and his Zephyrs has already been used. Ok next turn lethal for me...but no. Opponent did play Lunas Galaxy last turn and what does he draw now...yes dragonqueen for 1 Mana. Still alright I think as a deathwing would leave him with no hand, while I have some buffed minions...its not deathwing its Veranus. 1 Mana dragonqueen into 1 Mana Veranus into his flamestrike and all my big minions are gone. His 2 nd dragon the new 5/6 deatrattle. My turn now and I'm 2 off lethal with the reequiped Valanyr and my buffed Argent Horserider +Leeroy. Ah well I heal back up to almost 30 with a buffed vicious scalehide, just have to survive one turn for the second Valanyr strike or another drawn charge minion (divine favour). The blessed opponent proceeds to draw his second consecutive 1 cost Alexstrasza, this time the classic one, game over.

After getting terrible opening hands and not seeing smugglers run once in 4 games I rage quit with a doppelgangster, Valanyr, Faceless Corrupter and spellbreaker start hand. That is after mulligan against a demon hunter.

1-10 fun times , Blizzard/Activision/Ayala you are truly amazing, thank you for brightening my day

I hear there's a thread where I can be illogically angry. Here I am, tho i don't know if this place is the one....

the point is, i am angry that it took me the last few months to learn the meta and it just shifted...three whole expansions just up and went. I even crated things from there.

I'm relatively new(joined right before Descent of Dragons stopped) and learning the meta and various other progression system with which card should be played when, that was even harder...now there's a whole new class with one of my best decks as f2p player at the moment getting nerfed