Hearthpwn

Lost 4 games IN A ROW!

4. . GAMES. IN A ROW. 4. 

This is like Jade druid level. God...the PTSD.... Thats not even the worst part. It wasnt all against demon hunter. It was a spell druid and a quest priest dear god. This game sometimes...

Kayn is a fucking STUPID ass designed FUCKTARD Card...

Can't wait for next expansion with cards like; " All Can't Be Cast " - "Murlocs can't be played" - "All heal is 0 for the rest of the game" ... Jesus - FU Blizzard...

EDIT: YE - Both players decks running dry - having BY FAR THE FUCKING UPPER HAND - Oh what is that Reno?? You wanna do FUCKING FIVE FOLLOWING DRAW CARDS - IN A FUCKING ROW? NOW? Heal 5 - Draw 5 Cards twice... Draw a Card and reduce by 3? OH LETS FUCKING TOP THAT OFF WITH TWICE DRAW 3 CARDS - FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BLIZZARD! Making me into fucking Trolden material... IM SO FUCKIGN OUT

 Its not enough that this class is busted, but also every single DH i play against have perfect curve and answers to my plays. At least somehow i got a legend playing Galakrond Warlock, but playing any other deck and experimenting feels like shit right now.

Highlander mages roflstomping me as usual 

Every player I go up against has the fucking bees knees, the. fucking. god. hand. Answers out the ass and PERFECT rng. 

Meanwhile I have a hand I can barely play. Always drawing all my most expensive cards. 

Playing this anti DH warlock and barely any of them to be seen, and when I do I just fucking lose to shenanigans all the fucking time. Can I ever get a good combo or something at least? like fuck....

Also convinced Blizzard rigs the game for top streamers because I play as good as them with meta decks yet I get trashed all the time and they climb so fast with meme decks.

Thank god I didn’t spend money on this fucking piece of shit game.

1. Just played against a Gala Rogue that played 12 cards in one turn and still ended the turn with 9 cards in hand. Seriously, cunts at Blizzard nerf DH and Shaman into the ground but let this fly? 

2.  They give DH the greeting “evil draws close”. Like what the fuck? Every opponent thinks I’m BM when I’m just saying “hi”. Fuck Blizzard I can’t wait to see the entire company go down, they peaked with Diablo 2 and WOW. 

Fuck those DH players 

NERF that class to the ground!!! Sick of it.....way to OP.....they have an answer to everything….you allmost only face them!!!!

What were you thinking to come up with such OP cards Blizzard!?!?!?

The new Mage is beyond stupid. All randomly generated cards. All randomly generated spells. Random minions. Freeze this freeze that freeze freeze freeze. It has got to be THE single most annoying deck i've ever played against in Standard. Nothing else even comes close.

Needs a nerf.  Answers to everything always. Fuck...Mage.

Seriously fuck Demon Hunter. Dumbest class in the history of Hearthstone. Has completely sapped all joy from constructed in what should be the most enjoyable time to play the game, the first few weeks with a new set after rotation. The overall power level of the class is absurd and so much higher than every other class out there. Yes, there are a few decks that beat DH but the other 7 or 8 classes have no chance. Wont be playing DH myself for a very long time, has less appeal than Warrior For me. Can’t wait for this lame bs to get nerfed into the ground. DH players can get fucked too. Wow you won with the most op class in the games history, well done. Cunt. 

At least Illidan is shit in BG. 

Fuck Face Hunters. FUCK THEM!!!

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

FUCK SECRET MAGE FUCK ODD DEMON HUNTER FUCK QUEST MAGE AND FUCK MILL ROGUE

WILD IS A FUCKING SHITSHOW IF YOU DONT PLAY ONE OF THE DECKS ABOVE

AND ITS THE SAME IN FUCKING CASUAL!!! WHY WOULD YOU PLAY YOUR TIER1 DECK IN CASUAL YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

This meta fucking sucks and all the cards suck. Like they're not even strong at all. DH is COMPLETE BULLSHIT as well. I miss Ben Brode. I mean Priest, Warrior, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BOARD CLEARS. Lets give it to warlock, Plague of flames is such fucking bullshit. Its like they don't even FUCKING CARE ABOUT THIS GAME ANYMORE.

Why does every frickin Demon Hunter draw at least 1 battlefiend in every frickin opening hand. Shit needs to get nerfed.

FUCK YOU GALAKROND WARLOCK HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BEAT ME WHEN IM PLAYING RES PRIEST AND YOU ONLY COUNTER DEMON HUNTER? I KNOW WHY YOUR KIT IS FUCKING OVERLOADED AS SHIT AND YOU'RE WORSE THAN DEMON HUNTERS. FUCK YOU!

I faced 3 reno mages in a row, then one demon hunter and then 2 more reno mages. There  must have been more than 60 random spells + 3 puzzle boxes. Every single spell was either beneficial to my opponent or had no effect, like toxic reinforcements. Except once I got healed for 3 and they got a freebie spell in exchange.

Now RNG is RNG, and even 200 random spells in a row can be beneficial to the caster. But what annoys me is that I changed from mage to other classes because Reno always fucks me over by buffing my enemies and damaging me with pyroblasts every second turn, and usually in every match after countless of games. But puzzle box seems to wipe my opponent's board if it chooses to not draw a million cards, so it's not all bad!

I think right now is the most fucked up Hearthstone has been. Endless 0-1 cost cards. Players roping every turn because they need all the time to play. Fuck this shit. It's FUCKING BORING.

I fucking hate demon hunter. This absolute lucky piece of shit cunt makes terrible play after terrible play - like playing Battlefiend and then playing Maiev Shadowsong on it afterwards because he forgot to play her first?! what a fucking idiot, misplays the whole game, then when he's finally completely empty on cards HE TOPDECKS Skull of Gul'dan AND THEN DRAWS ANOTHER Skull of Gul'dan WHICH ALSO HAS THE OUTCAST EFFECT. from 0 cards to 5 cards with a 3 mana discount each. what the fuck is this dumb shit card and why the fuck does it exist?!?! even at 7 mana this would be very playable its fucking retarded... needless to say i fucking lost. dumb, shit class that shouldnt exist. please at least just remove the skull, its not a balanced card. please.

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The new Mage is beyond stupid. All randomly generated cards. All randomly generated spells. Random minions. Freeze this freeze that freeze freeze freeze. It has got to be THE single most annoying deck i've ever played against in Standard. Nothing else even comes close.

Needs a nerf.  Answers to everything always. Fuck...Mage.

 kid who payed tons of money for packs and still loses with terrible demon hunter plays spotted.

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I fucking hate demon hunter. This absolute lucky piece of shit cunt makes terrible play after terrible play - like playing Battlefiend and then playing Maiev Shadowsong on it afterwards because he forgot to play her first?! what a fucking idiot, misplays the whole game, then when he's finally completely empty on cards HE TOPDECKS Skull of Gul'dan AND THEN DRAWS ANOTHER Skull of Gul'dan WHICH ALSO HAS THE OUTCAST EFFECT. from 0 cards to 5 cards with a 3 mana discount each. what the fuck is this dumb shit card and why the fuck does it exist?!?! even at 7 mana this would be very playable its fucking ********... needless to say i fucking lost. dumb, shit class that shouldnt exist. please at least just remove the skull, its not a balanced card. please.

I hear you bro and I wish skull was the only problem.

Fucking demon hunter full with his stupid 0 mana spells...

Priestess of Bullshit