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Skull of Gul'dan is bugged now, if you use outcast Skull and draw outcast Eye Beam it cost will become 1. And if it goes one position to the left, it costs 0.

 

 

 It's not a bug. The Outcast triggers after the Cost Reduction.

FUCK this new ranking system!!!!

It seems to be impossible to pass diamond 7 even after hours of playing!!!!

This is the biggest and most hilarious cope post in a hundred pages at least.

Guys I swear, I'm not salty usually, I just come here to laugh at you bads, btw I can't get past Diamond because the game is rigged against me and I only play against the top 0.1% of all Legend players (who are just like me) every time. I swear I'm leabing this game for real finally.

I mean, holy cope, being a paypig and complaining about not being able to ladder with DH before the first nerfs even hit is just the cherry on top.

Just get gud bud.

Sick of the bad match ups and card draws while your opponent allmost allways has what he needs!!!!

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I don't get salty and I never post here other than to laugh at regular bads but this time the game broke me and after years of it, spending money equal to student loans of several people on the game to maintain a dozen accounts since closed beta, I'm done.

It isn't even DH. I love it or better said I would love it if the ladder revamp wasn't complete bullshit. High legend player since closed beta, wild player only, my MMR is fuciking insane after years of high legend play. What happens now? I get so many stars that the bonus won't end until Diamond 5 and every matched I'm paired with the top wild players like myself. Every. Single. Match.

Do you want to try to ladder with DH? Nope, fuck you, here is Dane with Quest Mage. Do you want to rank with Quest Mage? Nope, fuck you, here is RenoJackson with Cubelock. If you bads can imagine what top 100 legend games look like then just imagibe every single game when you click play being like that. No more room for exoerimentation, no room for mistakes, just S tier decks and gameplay over and over again endlessly.

But it ends when you reach Diamond 5, right? Wrong! What is there left to do after Diamond 5? You go to legend and the same matches continue. Regardless of if you stop playing then or continue to clomb at the end of the month MMR matchmaker and 10x star bonus come back and then it is the entire bullshit all over again because of your stupid high MMR.

 

 

This is the biggest and most hilarious cope post in a hundred pages at least.

Guys I swear, I'm not salty usually, I just come here to laugh at you bads, btw I can't get past Diamond because the game is rigged against me and I only play against the top 0.1% of all Legend players (who are just like me) every time. I swear I'm leabing this game for real finally.

I mean, holy cope, being a paypig and complaining about not being able to ladder with DH before the first nerfs even hit is just the cherry on top.

Just get gud bud.

 Lol ok resident slat thread bad

My profile here isn't private, check my posts, I practice what I preach. I never get salty my dear bad. If you had any idea what it is like to play at 0.1% of legend (although 0.1% is inaccurate because I play exclusively wild) every time that you hit the play button because of the MMR matchmaker you'd feel exhausted too. This isn't "game is rigged against me waah", the current MMR matchmaker has been confirmed by the devs and so go ahead and guess how high it must be for us who have been consistently high legend since wild was introduced and tell me how small do you think our pool of possible MMR based opponents is. It is like the grind to remain in the top 100 at the end of the month but every game is like that, from the start of month until the end because of how the new matchmaker works. Ok, not all the time, there is a break window between Diamond 5 and legend but that is it.

I also haven't at any point in my rant stated that I play DH. I get it, being poor and illiterate must be very frustrating for you. Things will get better for you, I promise.

I've gone from being one win away from Diamond 5, losing the boss fight in what should have been a favorable match up, but instead, bricking with the worst mulligan I have ever had (clogged hand until turn 6), only to hit a massive losing streak ALL THE WAY TO DIAMOND 10!

The meta completely flipped on me, and now I've gone from all DH to constant Priests and Ramp Druids, that I don't know how to fight.

This has not been a good day. :(

9 out of my last 11 matchups at ~dia7 were demonhunter, a class that is so overpowered it got nerfed on day two and still runs every single nerfed card because even one mana more expensive they are still completely broken - way to go blizzard :)

am i a bad person if i rope demonhunter players that manage to loose to a deck that is not demonhunter? lol

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am i a bad person if i rope demonhunter players that manage to loose to a deck that is not demonhunter? lol

 Yes

Playing spell mage against a demon hunter. I'm about two short of lethal on board when I topdeck Apexis Blast Fire it at his face and, as he dies, an Earth Elemental appears on my board.

WHY DID I WASTE THIS GLORIOUS HIGH ROLL AGAINST AN OPPONENT WHO IS ALREADY DEAD??

The nerfed the wrong class. Demon Hunter was powerful but it was also the easiest in terms of deck building. The singleton cards and the Rogue class will turn out to be the most powerful and also, (in my opinion) the least fun to play against. Rogue, alexstrasza, and zephyrs should have gotten nerfed and Demon Hunter would have been a reasonable power level once the meta settled down.  

Rogue is the most tilting class in the game and I hate it's single target removal and sap because they counter all the fun strategies. The current singleton cards are boring and make all the classes more similar to play against

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I have consistently said that you no longer play this game - you watch it. If you accept this then it can still be fun. It's like watching professional wrestling. People know that the outcomes are predetermined but they still tune in. If you pay attention at all you can tell with about an 80% accuracy if you have been chosen to win or lose by the mulligan. Then it's up to you whether or not to play it out. 

 David Icke and his lizard friends say hi plus this guy as well:

 

 Activision Blizz is even owning a patent for rigged matchmaking. If you think the games are not in any form rigged you are naive as fuck.

They. Own. A. Patent. For. It.

Why would they if they don't use the technology?

Crickets chirping...

 Where is your actually evidence, not some person who is shit at the game and blames wacky conspiracy theories

Crickets chirping...

 

Here's my "actually evidence" lol

 https://kotaku.com/activision-patents-matchmaking-that-encourages-players-1819630937

I have all gold heroes, 3 with 1,000+ wins, and 25k dust (see pic). That being said I am not saying I am good at the game because that is like saying you are good at flipping a coin or watching TV. Sorry to burst your bubble but you aren't good at the game either. I am always amused by people that get so defensive over the RNG being manipulated. It's not a personal attack. 

 Oh god that flimsy article, I thought as much. Enough said really

 Where's your proof? 

Here.

Oh, not that proof.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic true believer. 

Again this is not a personal attack. If you find that pretending that this is a skill game with true RNG increases your enjoyment then more power to you. I get it. Little kids that believe in Santa enjoy Christmas a lot more than I do. 

Deep in the tank, looking for 2 more damage to have lethal.
I see it, so starting going off.
Rope appears.
Game locks up.
Miss lethal attack.
Lose the game as a result.

Not the first time either. Very frustrating.

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The nerfed the wrong class. Demon Hunter was powerful but it was also the easiest in terms of deck building. The singleton cards and the Rogue class will turn out to be the most powerful and also, (in my opinion) the least fun to play against. Rogue, alexstrasza, and zephyrs should have gotten nerfed and Demon Hunter would have been a reasonable power level once the meta settled down.  

Rogue is the most tilting class in the game and I hate it's single target removal and sap because they counter all the fun strategies. The current singleton cards are boring and make all the classes more similar to play against

 spotted the DH player Kappa

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am i a bad person if i rope demonhunter players that manage to loose to a deck that is not demonhunter? lol

Demon Hunter currently only has a 50% WR after the nerfs. Warlock, Rogue, Hunter, and Priest are all outperforming it.

Hoo boy. I am so tired of mage by this point. I know they're not dominating or anything, but every mage game has become so boring to me. Just the constant, unending barrage of not being able to play the game through seemingly endless freeze is tiring. I have had games where one minion has been frozen for 5 turns. I know they have to expend resources to do it, but it just isn't fun. 

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am i a bad person if i rope demonhunter players that manage to loose to a deck that is not demonhunter? lol

Demon Hunter currently only has a 50% WR after the nerfs. Warlock, Rogue, Hunter, and Priest are all outperforming it.

hmm... you are right. i'm gonna stop being an ass now

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I have consistently said that you no longer play this game - you watch it. If you accept this then it can still be fun. It's like watching professional wrestling. People know that the outcomes are predetermined but they still tune in. If you pay attention at all you can tell with about an 80% accuracy if you have been chosen to win or lose by the mulligan. Then it's up to you whether or not to play it out. 

 David Icke and his lizard friends say hi plus this guy as well:

 

 Activision Blizz is even owning a patent for rigged matchmaking. If you think the games are not in any form rigged you are naive as fuck.

They. Own. A. Patent. For. It.

Why would they if they don't use the technology?

Crickets chirping...

 Where is your actually evidence, not some person who is shit at the game and blames wacky conspiracy theories

Crickets chirping...

 

Here's my "actually evidence" lol

 https://kotaku.com/activision-patents-matchmaking-that-encourages-players-1819630937

I have all gold heroes, 3 with 1,000+ wins, and 25k dust (see pic). That being said I am not saying I am good at the game because that is like saying you are good at flipping a coin or watching TV. Sorry to burst your bubble but you aren't good at the game either. I am always amused by people that get so defensive over the RNG being manipulated. It's not a personal attack. 

 Oh god that flimsy article, I thought as much. Enough said really

 Where's your proof? 

Here.

Oh, not that proof.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic true believer. 

Again this is not a personal attack. If you find that pretending that this is a skill game with true RNG increases your enjoyment then more power to you. I get it. Little kids that believe in Santa enjoy Christmas a lot more than I do. 

 Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha

Your conspiracies are debunked are debunked in the bliking article

Classic internet tough guy ,ha ha ha

You play the top decks in the meta ...in casual. What the f*ck is wrong with you? Seriously? Why are you such a craven sissy?