Hearthpwn

WHENEVER I PLAY HIGHLANDER ROGUE I FACE FACE OR DRAGON HUNTER WHICH IS DIRECT COUNTER TO MY DECK AND BY THE WAY FUCK YOU BLIZZARD BECAUSE DRAGON HUNTER IS OP AS FUCKING BULLSHIT YOU COCKSUCKING BITCHES. FUCK YOU BIASED MATCHMAKING BECAUSE WHENEVER I SWITCH TO A COUNTER DECK TO THOSE TWO I FACE PRIESTS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I feel better.

When does the monkeys called Dev Team finally fucking Nerf Soul Juggler and Rafaam and Millhouse? 

How many games do I need to lose to get to a MMR where I can win with jank? Turns out it's LOTS. HDT has died rather spectacularly, so I can't track exact amounts, but I've been steady at a 25% WR for about... 20 games or so now.

And if I don't do it soon, I'll be stuck with JUST legend players. Fun system, Blizz.

15 games 15 Druids! I should have sold my account before it is too late. Heartstone ranked will always suck

just opened 145 packs of the new set and only got 4 legendaries.... T_T

 Skill Bois. Check this out. Quest check. Zero mana buff check. Mana ramp check. Insta topdeck buffed minion to reduce the cost check. THX very fun. fkn scripted garbage. smh 

What the F is up with priests on ladder?! They are everywhere!! As of now I will start to auto concede as I do not have time and nerves to play against that shit class.

I do realize this is your intention to irritate the opponent...Therefore, F U.

Who hates secret mage?

Honestly They have some of the best support cards, draw and everything in between and now they have the vest secret set in the entire game. 

It was not enough just to give them a borderline broken deck with open the way gate, they had to  give them another one with 3 really stupidly good #secrets and 5 broken cards which support it. 

0 mana 5/5, 2 extra fire balls on minions for 5 mana and Secrets with HUGE 0 mana discounts.

i think they need to be changed as its really uninteractive to play against 

Just want to thank blizzard for 4 arena passes.

Reminding me never to play that game mode again

So guys, I just wanted to let you know that bots are illegal, and netdecking is gay.  Honestly people, make your own decks and stop spamming quest mage.

Seriously, just fuck rogue. If I have to see another chain of zero cost cards, miracle on steroids play totally reversing the game I'm gonna puke. 

I will fucking rope control players period.

 I'm mad

Sick of the boring Priest games. With kind of lame fuck are you if you want to play that shit!!!!!!

A lovely day of Hearthstone.

Started with Battlegrounds where I got 2x 8th and 1x6th place. Shit minions, awful trades and awful RNG. E.g. I had a Soul Juggler build and faced an opponent I could beeat (but he was probably favored to be fair). It did not help that my soul jugglers spammed his Imp Mama spawned no less than three extra minions. I also had a game with Rafam and I got awful minions AND I kept getting the worst possible minion from the opponent each time. E.g. I got 3x Tabby cat despite my opponents not trying to place them to attack first, so it was a 1/6 and 2x 1/7 to get them - and yes I attacked first. 

Move on to ranked: Opponent drew everything the needed within the first 10 cards to get insane starts, and I couldn't get anything I needed and whenever I took a chance I burned my a essential card (despite calculating the risk) or the opponent had the answer for it - and I didn't have any of my answers when they overextended. 

It was just one of those days where Hearthstone said: "Fuck you". 

What a sad pile of shit this game turned into.

Only in hearthstone can you make the right play and lose because of it.In this case clearing a Katrina Muerte. Only to be immediately punished on of course perfect curve turn 9 priest tops mass res to bring it back while continuing to press the bm emote spam. I just love this game. Guess I should’ve hrr drr face!

Ugh. Tempo Dragon's Hoard deck, have no plays until turn 4 when I'm forced to basically Spirit of the Shark just to do something; opponent ends up blowing me out with Reno for 9 damage across my minions (best card in highlander mage), then Power of Creation into two Mechanical Whelps - to combo into Nova + Doomsayer on turn 9 (and of course, I haven't drawn either Backstab or Seal Fate to get rid of the 7/7s).

The combination of no tempo for a tempo deck and opponent going turn 7-8-9 so well was just frustrating as hell. XD

Res priest in casual, you can burn in hell.

Wow, Hearthstone is just getting worse. Now the turns are boring because every hunter and rogue card costs 0-2 (it seems) and I get bored watching them play. And face hunter with spells? That is literally one step up from the simplest thing you could do ever. I don't blame the players, but I am sick of sitting through these terrible metas. The worst, in a moment of weakness, I pre-ordered the next expansion. HUGE regrets right now, but here's what you get when you search for "refund" over on Battle net.