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why won't the druid class just FUCKOFF

Priest is the worst shit ever conceived by any given game developer. I hate this class from the bottom of my heart and everyone who plays it on ladder is a retard

Mana cheating cards have been and always will be a problem.

Right now its very common for Rogue for use toggwaglge to draw 3 cards for 0 mana, and half the time its damn fully powered galakrond to get +4 cards for 0.

Happened twice in a row earlier and its so infuriating for them to play over 40+ mana cheated in just two turns. while I only have 7 .

My opponents: Has every fucking answer under the sun and draws them precisely at the right fucking moment when they needed it. Absolutely perfect draws and RNG. Aggro and Rogue always have the right amount of burst to finish me off, getting sick and tired of shadowstep leeroy + Eviscerate lethals at 15 health or more out of fucking nowhere,  I could be in such a huge winning situation only for my opponent to be like, "LOL NOPE"  make a huge tempo swing or craps out value and just turn the game around completely in their favor. It's like my opponent not only flips the table but shoots me in the process.

Me: Struggles to beat anyone because my luck is total fucking garbage. As soon as I switch decks I get matched up against counters again and again and again. Get fucking humiliated by 12 year old emoting fucktards trying to assert their childish dominance by spamming. Nah fucker you aren't good at this game you just happen to be lucky to match up against literally the unluckiest person in HS ever. Thjis has got nothing on me.

Where the fuck is my Shadowstep Leeroy lethals!? Ramp and sidequest!? 1-2-3 curves!? Perfect Lackies!? Answers and techs when I need them!?

Sitting at the bottom of the deck as usual.

ranked is fixed , there is no other reasonable explanation for what is happening right now.

After a while of playing ranked ladder I wanted to try out an interesting self-clicked deck in nonranked wild: Murloc Shaman.
I encountered a Res Priest who put Convincing Infiltrator together with Grave Rune in the field against my wall of Murlocs. I used Bloodlust and got lethal for him.

After the match he added me as a friend and chatted:
"are you serious...murloc shaman ?"
"shoot yourself please it's because you're a noob i know it"

https://ibb.co/LCkSfPb

After such toxicity I've been finished with the game.

in other news nozdormu is still bugged.

Rogue with a 14/14 Edwin on T3, following it up with a Bone Wraith.

Me: Playing Galakrond Warrior.

Why does every fucking druid gets either double embdiggen or embdiggen+breath of dreams 1st turn (coin) every single game? I watched a friend being bashed with it and I just completed 10 games STRAIGHT (his and mine). That is followed by a 3/2  untargetable, 5/4 untargetable, etc. every game! This is while I can't in way more cards draw a 5-cost AoE I have 2 of.  At some point "R"(NG) statistics has to work the other way. Meaning I should get blindfold 2 wins, while they get those cards buried so deep, just to somehow have an ROI here.

It literally makes no sense. 

Ever lost to your own 8 attack korkron? I was at 8 hp and his Zephrys gave him faceless manipulator, fireball + ping or gorehowl couldn't win. It was a qualifier game btw. Farm packs if you can when literally everyone is highrolling

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ranked is fixed , there is no other reasonable explanation for what is happening right now.

 Yes. It's not automated either... Hearthstone literally pays thousands of people to sit there and mess up your game as you're playing. Some people they decide not to fuck with, but you... They have it in for you. They actually have several guys dedicated to your account... When you log in, an alarm goes off, and they rush to their computers, to start messing with your deck. They are the opponents you play vs, and instead of a "deck" they just pick cards off a list as they need them.

Obviously having certain people having better results than others is of no benefit to them, but they do it anyways.

You shouldn't have done what you did to get on the shitlist.

Reasonable.

I get so salty when I see a whole lobby just lets a murloc player go undefeated. How hard is it to deal a little damage to a FUCKING MURLOC PLAYER. I have to do all the damage to him all game and then lose to poisonous divine shield. So infuriating.

Just goddamn this game idc if I’m a broken record. But this is so fucking unacceptable every fucking loss EXACTLY the same way. Standard, wild, bg phew lad. After every wild deck I play Reno quest mage, Reno quest mage, Reno quest mage, Darkest hour warlock, Darkest hour warlock, Reno warlock. It’s so fun to have your opp playing so desperate then on top deck genie! Top deck Kazakus back to back for the PERFECT card and the PERFECT potion well cant win anymore cuz my opp so clearly outplayed me. I should have just played better huh blizzard????

The amount of times I have been killed because of randomly generated cards is just infuriating.

Earlier I needed just one turn to recover and I counted 14 damage at most from a warrior combo including at least one lucky kobold lackey. I had 17 health.

I'm sorry seems like I should have guessed that they had 3 kobold lackeys from the 3 random lackeys he got earlier. My bad.

Rogue is another monster all together. But it really feels like Hearthstone doesn't want people to think anymore. That or it expects players to consider every single card in standard from every class every turn to make your decisions, which to me is not good design.

There is one pretty simple solutions to fix almost every meta in Standard and wild: playing shit for free or for a heavily reduced cost needs to go away. It is sooooo dam fucking frustrating to play against free mechs, dragons secrets, demons and whatever i am currently not angry about. And it gets progressively worse due to all kinds of weird synergies. 
The actual worst part is that these mechanics partly admit that expensive cards dont matter unless you have a way to play them cheap early on. 

every retarded priest kid always having 2 of all their cards before drawing half of its deck. fucking rez priests worse than ebola.

I'm getting godamn tired of so many decks that aren't highlander playing alex and zephyrs with no penalty. That isn't smart deck building, that is just abusing the system.