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I think that's enough for me this cancer game. What am I doing with my life? I'm playing the hole day and my rank has not changed. And every fuckin game usually go in the same pattern: my opponent plays a card hoping for the win -  he wins

Skillbox: I had 5 minions on the board before it happened  (spoiler: I lost the game)

 Conjurer's skill: My bad didn't play under Conjurer's Calling - Tortollan Pilgrim  into  Al'Akir the Windlord  +  Whirlwind Tempest  = Exact Lethal  (spoiler: Sarcasm)

Arena can be absolutely bullshit.

Faced a Warlock that had 4 Dark skies. How the fuck are you supposed to play around that? 3 mana to clear the board for no penalty is stupid.

Turn 8 plays Power of Creation discovers Damaged Stegotron turn 9 plays Power of Creation discovers Damaged Stegotron result 48 damage is required to kill 4 Damaged Stegotron

Must be nice when I see every opponent that beats me draw the nuts. This game is just such a rng feat so much now. 

Also be nice to have the “random” matchup work in my favor when I want to climb. NeverLucky

Yeah, it IS a fact.  Have you played the game?  If so then you know that the randomness and card generation and draw luck is paramount to winning and losing.  Statistics?  Stats dont work on games that are this random.  C'mon.  They took away the strategy and skill and replaced it with casino-driven shenanigans and other bull shit.  How is it skill to get the lackeys you need? How is it skill to have Zephyrs bail your ass out? Whats the skill in face-tard aggro decks that do face damage and dont even have to worry about taunts?  What skill does it take to discover 4-5 copies of some broken card that you should ONLY have two of?  Please elaborate?  Show me the "stats" to prove otherwise.

Wild is even worse.  Its just one asshole deck after another.  Probably beng piloted by a chimpanzee hooked up to electrodes helping it along.  Its that bad.  Those are the facts.  No skil.  No nothing.  Just pure luck.  Accept it.  Thats how it is.

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Can we just admit now that there is NO skill involved with this game whatsoever anymore?  Theyve taken it ALL out.  100% draw and discover card luck.  Legend means nothing now.  It just means you abuse the broken shit and got luckier draws.  I guess thats the way they want the game now.  No such thing as skill, strategy, planning out the game, timing your plays, etc.  It doesnt matter one fucking bit.

These are the facts.  There is no argument. 

 The argument: everything you stated lacks proof and for that reason, is not a fact. Bring statistics and sources that state your claim and its a fact, until that time: opinion, which ofc you may have :)

 

What makes me salty is people who dont support regular balance changes in this game. Yeah. Lets have Patches and Barnes for years all the time. Regular patches arent needed.

Arena:

Opponent plays Nefarian

I play Venomancer to counter

Opponent plays Shadow Madness (from nefarian) to steal and kills my Twin Tyrant already on board.

Opponent proceeds to Purify (also from nefarian) the 2/1 poison minion.

All while BMing Wow and well played and greetings

FML

 This retarded rng game is the only game I own that actively punishes smart or strategic play. Seriously, It should be removed from the card "strategy" genre altogether and placed in a new category of it's own... CCRCF. "Children's Casino RNG Clown Fiesta".

If not for the art and great sound work of the original artists involved, it would have died long ago...only to be played by people taking a shit with their cellphones.

yes

Guess it's faster to shoot myself rather than face any direct counter on the verge of rank 5 anymore. Fuck everything.

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Guess it's faster to shoot myself rather than face any direct counter on the verge of rank 5 anymore. Fuck everything.

 I hear ya. The matchmaking leaves a lot to be desired. 

I WAS 1 Star from rank 5 and lost 3 in a row. Now I’m in “win one, lose one” hell. 

Cool game. 

I could not give a shit about battlegrounds, its balance patches or tribal inclusions. It's the dullest play mode that they've ever inflicted on us...

I was going to start a thread about battlegrounds being a pile of crap but I thought I'll just get pointed in this direction by some self-appointed forum wise guy.

I'm so fucking sick of Van Cleef. It is just beyond bullshit to be facing a 12/12 minion on turn 4 (!!!!) that I can't deal with. Cheap lackeys, zero cost cards, shadowstep, etc. Just fuck off, that card is fucking ridiculous and should have been HOF'd years ago.

The word CASUAL literally means RELAXED, UNCONCERNED, IRREGULAR.

If you are playing COMPETITIVELY with a REGULAR Tier 1 deck in casual, you're both a fucking moron and illiterate.

Lmao, I'm salt incarnate right now

5 games in a row, fucking 5, I've rolled far sight into a 1 or 0 cost card with only 3 in the deck that cost that little. Mutation and explosive evolution feature in the deck as one of's, and, sequentially, I roll Bewitched Guardian, Abyssal Summoner, Azalina Soulthief, Hir'eek, the Bat, Mogu Fleshshaper, and King Phaoris. Not just once, I have consistently seen all of them except the summoner, which is occasionally substituted with Arcanosaur.

Adding insult to injury is the near-constant perfect firing of enemy decks I.E. Two Ossirian Tear decks starting second, turn 2 playing Crystal Merchant into Innervate, rogues playing turn 3/4 8/8-12/12 Edwin VanCleefs, into a perfectly timed t6 Heistbaron Togwaggle or t7 fully invoked Galakrond into a free Kronx Dragonhoof, two separate highlander mages hitting insane answers leading up to a t6 Reno the Relicologist, t7 Dragoncaster into Luna's Pocket Galaxy into Stargazer Luna shenanigans.

There's variance, and then there's me, living in a perpetual RNG hell.

Whenever I get a decent winstreak going : 3 facehunters in a row with insane curve. 

Thanks

Hi - Can the assholes that insist on playing Mecathun decks please go kill yourselves?  Thanks.  :)

Well, can't say I'm terribly sorry about the fact that I lost playing as scum face hunter deck, but it is supremely frustrating that I finally give up because my control hands always manage to be garbage, so I switch to the most aggressive deck in the meta...

Only to still be unable to play a single card before turn 3, 3 games in a row. I don't even begrudge the BM I got from my opponents, they think they're crushing your regular everyday scum, instead of just some dude who can't roll to save his life. I seem to just be someone who rides the low-end of the bell curve of luck, constantly. I either have my deck fire like an engine filled with mud, or get a mediocre opening to an opponents God hand.

Don't even know if I'm salty anymore, just depressed. Feels pointless to try at times, when you can't even "win" a mulligan.

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