Hearthpwn

Fuck Hearthstone sometimes. Seriously.

Yes, it's a card game, and sometimes people are going to get god draws. This god draw was ridiculous.

Druid opponent in wild, they were going second. Turn 1 Strength in Numbers, turn two Breath of Dreams. Turn 3 that faerie shield 5/4 dragon, turn 5 Druid of the Claw. Turn 6... coin, Innervate, Innervate, Ysera, Unleashed, Strength in Numbers pops giving them that 4/8 discover a dragon card.

So I'm on the ropes here, given that my Dead Man's Hand deck has been drawing basically no good removal, and this opponent ends up getting a portal on their first draw after Ysera - which happens to be that 5/7 +spell damage shaman dragon. I topdeck a Brawl and use it - then my opponent topdecks a portal into regular Ysera. Still haven't drawn any good answers (my opponent's board keeps getting so large that Deathwing, Mad Aspect is pretty useless) - then my opponent drops a Tasty Flyfish just before killing me, as if to say "hey, I know my deck is crap, and I'm aware of how much I high rolled here".

Again, I know this is a game with randomness and luck, but god dammit when one side high rolls that much and the other doesn't get anywhere close to that. Then again, I suppose if you're playing cards like Druid of the Claw and Tasty Flyfish you need all the help you can get.

Edit: and then fucking secret mage at rank 20 in wild. Fucking cunts hey. Seriously. Let's see if this one has the balls to actually accept me, and explain why he's secret mage at rank 20 (if it's legit that's fine; if he's smurfing with a tier 1 deck he's a grade A cunt).

Edit 2: and then I get fucking bamboozled by a mill rogue playing Sudden Betrayal, lol. What kind of mill rogue deck has room for such a bad card? Yet it lead me to not think it was mill rogue and not pump out cards ASAP. Was a bad matchup for me (in even worse luck, I actually drew well enough that it looked like I had a chance so the game went on way too long), but if there's one thing I hate more than a gimmick deck, it's a gimmick deck that bamboozles me due to a bad card choice. XD (It's not like this guy was budget - rest of the deck was on point - just that one card threw me off). And what's with all the antisocial people today? I get the rank 20 secret mage not wanting to talk if they were actually smurfing with a tier 1 deck, but I don't get why the druid or rogue would be quiet.

Why do you bother playing a game where 99% of people just net deck tier 1 decks even in casual, druids have 2 0 mana Prince Keleseth's and 2 mana wild growths that draw a card in their deck, and rogues can quite easily and regularly play 7 0 mana cards if they want in 1 turn (although I will admit although druid is brain dead, rogue takes a slight bit of skill to play). The swings in this game are now unplayable and if you want to win it boils down to you have play the same HSReplay decks and just hope your swing turn comes first.

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I miss the old Salt Thread…

Honestly, I miss when salt was salt. Now it's literally just an average game of HS. It actually feels BETTER to know you're going into a matchup where your opponent is HEAVILY favored because you can just concede and save 20 minutes of your life. I would rather that happen 20 times of 100 10 minute games than to have 100 20 minute games straight where the game could go either way at any moment and is solely decided by a coin flip or RNG roll.

 I would like to know what the flying FUCK is up with all the ropers lately!!  I'm starting to feel like the majority of HS players are the equivalent of YouTube comment trolls!  They don't play for the fun of it, the challenge, trying to reach goals, the community....NOPE!  Most of the player base is there just to ruin your day & make your experience shit.  Why do people rope tier 1 netdecks for the first 5 + turns??....that shit is the absolute easiest shit to play on the planet.......STOP ROPING!!!!!!

Fuck you, unnamed player, for playing Priest and Mage everytime I face you. Like just why can't you play any less FRICKING ANNOYING CLASS OR DECK, for the f sake...

Both wild and standard, I hate these classes...

They should sack whoever thought of Embiggen Druid. No nerf, just straight up remove it and sack the person responsible. 

Last 5 games against a druid: Turn 1 Embiggen into a great curve, such a dumb highroll card... Prince Keleseth Without the deck building restriction and you can run 2x of them.

"The game is not RNG, there's skill too" - What a poor and absurd argument to be made when everyone, even the most retarded of players know that every victory in this game is decided by rng nowadays, because, regardless of how well you can play you'll always get paired with people who have better luck than you, and one card will fuck all your twenty good plays in one, shit makes me livid and that isn't even the worst, because nowadays most classes can play fucking absurd aggro and kill you in the fifth turn and by the way, there is no counter to aggro, you either go face faster than your opponent or you lose, as simple as that because they'll top deck leeroy or whatever other retarded fucking card whenever they need it most.

Embiggen Druid & "Well Played" - name a more iconic duo.

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First week after quitting hearthstone. Now, I feel like I have much less anger and anxiety than before since I no longer need to deal with those cancer decks and ridiculous RNGs. I am glad that I can finally enjoy my life, focus on school work, and spend more time with my family and friends. Although I should have quitted hearthstone like two years ago, or maybe I should not have ever started playing this game six years ago, but it is better late than never. I believe I have made a correct decision. 

Goodbye hearthstone, and I will never see you again. 

 See you in 2 months!

fucking blizzard remove that fucking shuddertwatwock from the game 

How can you possibly hate embiggen druid if hearthstone is all about winning turn 5 with aggro hunter, aggro rogue, aggro warrior, aggro zoolock or aggro paladin????

Anyone care to explain to me how a single shaman deck cops like 8 card nerfs in two weeks then nothing when other decks ruin the meta instead? 

Like why even bother with the first lot of nerfs if you just stop there and let everything rot. 

Hm every loss every time. Perfect top deck, perfect discover, whenever my opp is fucked everytime they’ll be given a way to victory instead EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Anyone playing Mage is an absolute piece of shit. No exceptions. 

How’s everyone’s morning? Mine you ask? 5 losses on ladder in a row playing the same deck I used to win 6-7 in a row last night THEN swap to BGs to change it up....8th.

Done with this game for the weekend. I don’t need this bad karma. 

Isnt the drawback of a singelton deck that you dont have answers every fucking turn? thats the tradeoff for getting powerful effects, but doesnt apply when i face decks like that…. the games today have been unbelievable. RNG Always favor opponent

Never hat any disconnects. Today in 4 mobile games: black screen, than: tap anywhere to reconnect. Tapping did nothing. Restartet the app:

"Unable to reconnect to your game“.

I lost all 4. I would have won at least two...

But inbetween the restarts I checked my connection. It was always fully available.

Fucking Galakrond Rogue gets FOUR copies of Sap and FIVE copies of Eviscerate over the course of the game from his "random" lackeys. What kind of bullshit is that?