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Salty? XD
Just matched against a guy in TB that got 5 Huffers out of his first 6 ACs played. Dude should buy a lottery ticket. Maybe even several. Had to put my phone down and step away from it before something questionable happened...I mean...IT'S A 1 OUT OF 3 EVERY TIME, HOW DO YOU GET HUFFER 5 OUT OF 6 TIMES?
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Fuck all the brainless wankers who play secret mage!!!!!
Had to create a new profile because "something" went wrong with Hearthpwn!! Lost all my shit and they couldn't fix it they say!
Shame on you Heartpwn in these digital days!!
Oh yeah.….and FUCK Brainless Aggro
Can I be salty about Runeterra here? Not the game which is mostly okay. It's competent, about as good as Eternal or Magic Arena. No, it's the bloody wild card system along with no way to dust cards, like MTG:A. And just like MTG:A that makes it fundamentally pay to win. It's frustrating. So, how do i craft this champion? Oh, play for hours and hours every day or put my hand in my pocket? That's it? Thanks, Riot, for all those options.
People complain that HS isn't free to play friendly but honestly, compared to the competition, HS is practically philanthropic.
Get the fucking vip experience passive for the solo adventure and die to the second boss because the fcuking missles are retarrded fuck the solo adventures its just rng and hop eyou fucking win and then i have another fucking run where the dude with the treasures topdecks the DISCARD 2 CARDS FROM OPPONENTS HAND AND DESTROY OPPONENTS 2 MANA CRYSTALS yeah and then he fucking topdecks it turn 3, copies the same treasure turn 5 and i fucking lose to the biggest fucking bs i have ever seeen how the fuck do you compete with that? thats not even fucking fair im just trying to get the stupid fucking packs from the fucking adventure but i get screwed on the ai fucking cheating like a whore bitch fuck you dumbass fuck this game rngstone can suck my dick cant fucking escape it ever fuck you
This game is for children. The absolute state of the game is a joke.
Hearthstone sucks so bad. It's literally my least fun game....and I have LOTS of games which really says something. The whole game is nothing but an illusion of randomness...but nothing more than a 55% rng enforcer. They give the illusion that you can make unique decks but in reality no deck you play matters.
It's a manipulated slot machine clown fiesta regardless of what you play or what cards you own. Worst of all its actually 0 fun if you win or lose because of rng. Such a waste of a potential game.
lmfao
lmfao
L2P N44B
Annoying session in the casual low-rank meta for my daily quest:
Game 1: face hunter. Woo, tier 2/former tier 1 deck at rank 20, what a champion.
Game 2: silence priest - I appreciate the off-meta deck, but they were running it as a face deck. Which, IMO (and I'm pretty sure the opinion of most players) is incorrect - it's a tempo/board control deck similar to zoo, or a combo deck with Divine Spirit/Inner Fire. But hey, when you curve out perfectly and your opponent gets suboptimal answers, you can play anything as a face deck (I'm pretty sure this control priest deck I'm running has had some 'face' wins thanks to turn 1 Northshire, turn 2 Dead Ringer, turn 3 Madame Lazul, turn 4 Hench-Clan Shadequill.
I get annoyed by people misplaying, and playing a deck in a wrong style is just awful - especially when the game draws them to the win (reminds of games vs zoo players that treat it like a face deck).
Edit: and now a Galakrond priest going face at every opportunity in the mirror? What the fuck is going on with these fucking baddies? He somehow dodges playing a single 5+ attack minion while I have two Deaths in hand and gets stuff like Cabal Shadow Priest and an ungodly amount of the 5 mana taunt + deathrattle destroy, while I get crap like the 5/5 for 6 that resurrects if you target it with something.
Edit 2: seems like low ranks are starting to become infested with smurfs that play tier decks. Another face hunter. Yugh. Not only is it tier 2 right now, but it's such an obnoxious deck. I agree that face decks in high levels of competition take a bit more thought than people give them for, but in regular play? It's so freaking easy. Use mana efficiently and hope you don't draw awfully. What made it worse was guy getting Huffer off Animal Companion for 4 extra damage. When it took every card he had to get exact lethal, 4 free damage thanks to a 1 in 3 (my answer was going to get rid of any companion) is even more frustrating. Technically speaking I can't confirm this one is a smurf given that I didn't talk to them, but there aren't too many legit ways they could be playing that deck at rank 20.
Ladder has become 80% Rogues and Hunters, same boring decks again and again.
Oh look, a hundred lackeys, each one more fucking ridiculous than the last.
Or look over here, let's see Hunter play a rush minion EVERY TURN and then activate the quest with no trouble at all.
Throw in the odd Mech Paladin and you have yourself one super shit bag meta.
Ahh yess, give me your salt!
My grievance is that I don't get what people are complaining about? Secret Mage?
I can't even find that list in TIER 4 of the meta.
I am being trolled, aren't I?
PS: my real grievance is that I was making a Dragon Hunter Highlander deck, ooh I thought I was so smart.
Only to find out, everybody and his mother was doing that to counter Embiggen Druid.
Now I took it too far and crafted Frizz Kindleroost only to realize that combining her with Emeriss is nothing but a pipe dream.
Why can't I dream anymore in Hearthstone?
"AhaA!"
Because this game is nothing but annoying, obnoxious, clown fiesta trash completely run by 55% win avg rng.
Will never be more.
Secret mage is in wild. It's basically been the top of tier 1 for the last 2 years and it's completely braindead to play. So if you see complaints about it, it's about idiots netdecking braindead cancer just to tryhard in what's supposed to be a fun meme format.
On a nonstop winstreak with Highlander Hunter, almost at legend.
I play against Mech Paladin, who plays turn 1 Crystology, into turn 2 Galvanizer, Hot Air Balloon, x2 Mecharoo, Glowtron, Coin Micro Mummy. Turn 3 Replicating Menace, turn 4 Blessing of Kings, I can't make this stuff up.
I'm not even mad, I'm just befuddled. How does someone get that lucky? It's just not believable.
Hate Hearthstone today... totally unplayable. Just trying to play Highlander Mage in constructed and (game 1: Taunt Druid with perfect draw who only played evasive minions (6 of them!) (game 2: Dragon Hunter who drew the nuts (great 1 mana and 2 mana draws, both Rotnest Drakes) (game 3: Murloc Paladin, who after I cleared out the best turn 1 they could hope for, had everything they needed to flood the board and and end the game by turn 6. Just un-fun, RNG doesn’t feel like RNG- rather it feels like predetermined draws for one deck over the other... oh and I’ve never had 2 Yogg’s Puzzle Boxes so badly backfire in back to back games- not one removal spell but just managed to buff the crap out of my opponent’s board 2 GAMES IN A ROW!
Thank god for finally freeing me.
Goodbye fucking cancer players, all of you, and thank you for giving me rage everyday of my life playing these fucking brainless cancer decks every fucking day in your mediocre life, making me dusting all my collection and not letting me waste one more second of my life in this mediocre game.
Goodbye ridiculous company.
I won't will miss you. Congratulations for being the cancer of this game.
I'm sorry for my bad english :D
FTPhack, the Highlander Mage deck I made that got me to rank 8 the last 2 months has me sitting at 15 right now. Even the aggro Face Mage deck I made isn't helping as everyone seems to have just the right answer at just the right time for it. As a Mage player I feel your pain.
That's cause asshats at Blizzard has got the RNG settings dialed up to 3000....
The game is literally unplayable from a deck building or strategy point of view. Total waste of time try to have fun with anything in this dumpster fire of a "game"
FUCK YOU LEEROY! Lost the last 6 games with you fucking face and you never been not tricked, or a fucking 0 mana or coming twice or pumped up. Fuck you and fuck everybody play that card, that means 99% of you.