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went for some "fun times" tonight after the super bowl. so i took a new account and laddered until rank 45

guess what everyone played? the exact same decks you see everyday anyway. embiggen priest, face quest hunter, secret mages etc.

it was the most atrocious ladder session in at least the last 2 years or so, hope for humankind was lost that night

fucking legend ladder decks almost card for card at rank 45-ish, hatred for people is at a new high...

Oh god, and I thought it was bad happening at ranks ~18-20. Happening at 45? Jesus Christ - don't you need to basically have a new account to even be in 45? So people are getting the game, and without even having played enough to have a good handle on it they're dropping enough cash to get tier decks?

The hell is going on with Hearthstone these days?

 I actually made a new account a few weeks ago to see how long it would take me to "smurf" from 50 to 25 entirely f2p using only the cards I got from leveling up classes. Took me about half a day but I also ran into a ton of people smurfing with tier 1 netdecks throughout the ranks. Apparently even new players aren't safe from braindead p2w idiots anymore

They literally forced druid to be top tier lol

Ok, I was hesitant at first, but druid absolutely, 100% needs to be nerfed into the fucking ground. I never want to see that class have a good deck ever again.

People seem to have this weird love for the class where, whenever a deck is even slightly good EVERY FUCKING MORON STARTS PLAYING IT.

WTF is up with that?

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Ok, I was hesitant at first, but druid absolutely, 100% needs to be nerfed into the fucking ground. I never want to see that class have a good deck ever again.

People seem to have this weird love for the class where, whenever a deck is even slightly good EVERY FUCKING MORON STARTS PLAYING IT.

WTF is up with that?

 It's simple: the majority of players want to win, that's it. And if they see a deck with a 0.0000001% increased winrate compared to other decks, then they will take it and climb with it. It really has nothing to do with its difficulty or card synergies. It's all about playing a deck with the highest winrate. 

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Ok, I was hesitant at first, but druid absolutely, 100% needs to be nerfed into the fucking ground. I never want to see that class have a good deck ever again.

People seem to have this weird love for the class where, whenever a deck is even slightly good EVERY FUCKING MORON STARTS PLAYING IT.

WTF is up with that?

 It's simple: the majority of players want to win, that's it. And if they see a deck with a 0.0000001% increased winrate compared to other decks, then they will take it and climb with it. It really has nothing to do with its difficulty or card synergies. It's all about playing a deck with the highest winrate. 

It's not that simple because you can just outface embiggen druid yet I only face druid. Like EXCLUSIVELY. 10 in a row.

Getting RNG dumped on game after game feels like crap. I can't help but get my most expensive cards on mulligan and if not my best cards are consistently buried in the bottom third of my deck while my opponent routinely plays their best on curve. It feels... it feels... like the RNG rigs some games or logins from the start. This is why I put Hearthstone down for a year- unfun from an RNG standpoint 

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Getting RNG dumped on game after game feels like crap. I can't help but get my most expensive cards on mulligan and if not my best cards are consistently buried in the bottom third of my deck while my opponent routinely plays their best on curve. It feels... it feels... like the RNG rigs some games or logins from the start. This is why I put Hearthstone down for a year- unfun from an RNG standpoint 

 the game was rigged from the start, it always tries to keep you at around ~50-55% so you don't just quit from losing over and over again

it's all part of the plan. it says it searches for an equally skilled player (mmr and such), i highly doubt that's the way it works

more like winstreaks and percentages. that's also why reaching legend isn't that big of a deal, you're almost guaranteed to get there after a couple 100 games, because see above

The shitty part is that I remember when this game used to be good. 

From the 7 games I played with AFK in it today, I faced AFK third SIX FUCKING TIMES. Actual stats. It tilts me SOOOOOO much.

What the fuck is it with my shit RNG luck that the game keeps matching me with the hero that is sure to be overpowered on turn 3 ON TURN THREE.

I just want ONE GAME today where I get a tiny bit lucky.

 

EDIT: Make tat 7 out of 8 times FUCKING BUUUULLLLSHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT

Created by, created by, created by! Phew lad it is always so much fun losing to those cards!

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Created by, created by, created by! Phew lad it is always so much fun losing to those cards!

Part of me wishes there was a tech card that destroyed all "Created by" cards. It's frustrating as hell facing Mages with multiple copies of Kalecgos, Druids with multiple copies of Ysera, Unleashed, ANYONE with multiple copies of Dragonqueen Alexstrasza, that way people would have to choose wisely and play cards instead of just sitting there clearing or freezing the board for 10 turns until they do swing turn after swing turn after swing turn with their stockpiled "Created By" win-more cards.

I just assume that everyone who plays Embiggen Druid in casual migrated to Hearthstone from League of Legends. I can't comprehend how else someone could choose to play THAT utterly broken deck in an unranked format against people who are primarily playing meme decks just for fun. Does it make them feel good to spam "Well Played" emotes like they're some highly skilled legend player who "outwitted" his opponent just because the quest pulled out the Winged Guardian? Are they so oblivious to their own toxicity that they don't realize people literally go to casual to escape seeing that trash deck 7,000 times a day on the ladder? That deck is the Hearthstone equivalent of a "jacked up pickup truck" purchased solely to compensate for having a small penis. Take that shit to the ladder where it belongs.

I don't understand how every (95% of the time) I face Embiggen druid it opens with: Embiggen, Strenght of numbers and a breath of dreams!
They always have the NUTS and I am facing these lucky shits 40% of all my games. I realize its win rate is probably not worth a nerf, but the deck is horrible to play against and its blocking many cool other archetypes to play on ladder. I'm just writing here to blow of some steam and hope others are like-minded in regards to this annoying no skill needed to play to big minions that cant get targeted by spells, it's just ridiculous. 

Thanks for reading my salt, I feel better already ^^

 

I can't even test my fucking homemade decks in fucking casual, I all face is cancer aggro

YOUR FUCKING MAGGOTS, I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW I HATE YOU FOR NOT LETTING ME HAVE FUN ONE FUCKING DAY IN MY LIFE IN THIS FUCKING GAME

Conjurer's Calling #1...Leeroy AND a Zilliax (Note he was almost dead before this)

SECOND copy of Khadgar (Created by Messenger Raven) into Power of Creation gets FOUR Mechanical Whelps.

Oh, what a time to be alive! Such skill! I can't believe I was so outplayed!

what the heck where did all bazillion amount of face hunter came from seriously. 

Yes, casual Galakrond Rogue player, I’m sure the “screams” of my dragon highlander Paladin “delight you,” but you don’t need to spam it every five seconds.

I've suggested this a few times over the years but I believe the time is right (again), it's time to delete the Mage class. This experiment of having one stupidly OP autopilot class has gone on long enough. Delete it, let's move on. 

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