When is it going to be my turn for perfect draws, insane RNG, and absolutely disgusting openers? Because I'm sorta getting sick of my opponents having this kind of shit every single game. I'm here on the salty thread multiple times a day posting this shit, so clearly it's really a thing. I don't have "normal" games. I have this. 75% of my games are this right here. At least give me a fucking chance, Blizzard. Turn my MMR setting down please, Blizzard. Let me have E-Z mode, too.
You lost because you decided not to play town crier on turn 1 otherwise. That misplayed on the first turn gave the paladin the advantage with Brazen Zealot. Stopp crying for not having "the perfect hand", which you have but decided not to play it.
Has the optimal turn 1
Completely misses it
"OmG Bli$$ard Y U DO DIS?!"
Both of you have no idea what deck I'm playing, so how could you possibly comment on what is my "optimal" turn 1 play? You have no idea what Town Crier even draws. If I play the Town Crier, he simply kills it with his 2/4 and it has ZERO impact on the outcome of the game. The fact that my opponent drew Zealot into double Mecharoo, double Glowtron, double Skyclaw with side quest is why I lost that game. He killed me by turn fucking 5. That doesn't happen because I forgot to play a 1/2 on turn 1.
I have 15 cards in my deck that are 1-3 mana, including 1 Whirlwind, 2 Awaken, 2 Warpath. All of which would have been exceptionally more useful than the Town Crier in my opening hand. This deck is a deck that relies heavily on drawing removals early. The deck isn't a Tier 1 net deck. It was just an idea I was trying out and the Town Crier serves a specific purpose. But the fact that I literally can't even try out ideas because my opponent gets the absolute nuts or insane RNG rolls ALL the time is the reason I'm salty. Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant. Thanks for your input, though. I'm glad the internet experts showed me the folly of my plays.
Playing against a highlander rogue with a conjurers mage. My opponent played a Dragon's Hoard, instapicks, I was like, 'Wonder what it is'. Then he played Ethereal Lackey and instapicks again. Then, he played new Alex, gets a Cobalt Spellkin. Cool so far, no?
Well, the first random legendary he got was an Archmage Antonidas, he played the second Dragon's Hoard (instapick from ethereal lackey), Praise Galakrond and a Coin to get 3 Fireballs.
That second random legendary turned out the be a Reno the Relicologist, which he used to clear my board the turn after.
And, what he got from Cobalt Spellkin was another Dragon's Hoard. He played it, I was like 'Fuck, this wil be dumb'. It was Dinotamer Brann.
And, my Khadgar and Mountain Giants were sitting at the bottom of my deck.
When is it going to be my turn for perfect draws, insane RNG, and absolutely disgusting openers? Because I'm sorta getting sick of my opponents having this kind of shit every single game. I'm here on the salty thread multiple times a day posting this shit, so clearly it's really a thing. I don't have "normal" games. I have this. 75% of my games are this right here. At least give me a fucking chance, Blizzard. Turn my MMR setting down please, Blizzard. Let me have E-Z mode, too.
You lost because you decided not to play town crier on turn 1 otherwise. That misplayed on the first turn gave the paladin the advantage with Brazen Zealot. Stopp crying for not having "the perfect hand", which you have but decided not to play it.
Has the optimal turn 1
Completely misses it
"OmG Bli$$ard Y U DO DIS?!"
Both of you have no idea what deck I'm playing, so how could you possibly comment on what is my "optimal" turn 1 play? You have no idea what Town Crier even draws. If I play the Town Crier, he simply kills it with his 2/4 and it has ZERO impact on the outcome of the game. The fact that my opponent drew Zealot into double Mecharoo, double Glowtron, double Skyclaw with side quest is why I lost that game. He killed me by turn fucking 5. That doesn't happen because I forgot to play a 1/2 on turn 1.
I have 15 cards in my deck that are 1-3 mana, including 1 Whirlwind, 2 Awaken, 2 Warpath. All of which would have been exceptionally more useful than the Town Crier in my opening hand. This deck is a deck that relies heavily on drawing removals early. The deck isn't a Tier 1 net deck. It was just an idea I was trying out and the Town Crier serves a specific purpose. But the fact that I literally can't even try out ideas because my opponent gets the absolute nuts or insane RNG rolls ALL the time is the reason I'm salty. Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant. Thanks for your input, though. I'm glad the internet experts showed me the folly of my plays.
Still a misplay imo. Nice you have Town Crier for 1 specific reason, but you were going second and would’ve gained control of the board fairly easy.. Turn 1 Town Crier, turn 2 coin and a minion. You’re good to go!
When is it going to be my turn for perfect draws, insane RNG, and absolutely disgusting openers? Because I'm sorta getting sick of my opponents having this kind of shit every single game. I'm here on the salty thread multiple times a day posting this shit, so clearly it's really a thing. I don't have "normal" games. I have this. 75% of my games are this right here. At least give me a fucking chance, Blizzard. Turn my MMR setting down please, Blizzard. Let me have E-Z mode, too.
You lost because you decided not to play town crier on turn 1 otherwise. That misplayed on the first turn gave the paladin the advantage with Brazen Zealot. Stopp crying for not having "the perfect hand", which you have but decided not to play it.
Has the optimal turn 1
Completely misses it
"OmG Bli$$ard Y U DO DIS?!"
Both of you have no idea what deck I'm playing, so how could you possibly comment on what is my "optimal" turn 1 play? You have no idea what Town Crier even draws. If I play the Town Crier, he simply kills it with his 2/4 and it has ZERO impact on the outcome of the game. The fact that my opponent drew Zealot into double Mecharoo, double Glowtron, double Skyclaw with side quest is why I lost that game. He killed me by turn fucking 5. That doesn't happen because I forgot to play a 1/2 on turn 1.
I have 15 cards in my deck that are 1-3 mana, including 1 Whirlwind, 2 Awaken, 2 Warpath. All of which would have been exceptionally more useful than the Town Crier in my opening hand. This deck is a deck that relies heavily on drawing removals early. The deck isn't a Tier 1 net deck. It was just an idea I was trying out and the Town Crier serves a specific purpose. But the fact that I literally can't even try out ideas because my opponent gets the absolute nuts or insane RNG rolls ALL the time is the reason I'm salty. Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant. Thanks for your input, though. I'm glad the internet experts showed me the folly of my plays.
Still a misplay imo. Nice you have Town Crier for 1 specific reason, but you were going second and would’ve gained control of the board fairly easy.. Turn 1 Town Crier, turn 2 coin and a minion. You’re good to go!
Pretty much this.
Turn 1 Town Crier. Next turn Zealot hits you in the face. Turn 2 kill the Zealot (you've just saved yourself those 6 damage that you took from it turn 3) and coin into a 3 drop.
Still a misplay imo. Nice you have Town Crier for 1 specific reason, but you were going second and would’ve gained control of the board fairly easy.. Turn 1 Town Crier, turn 2 coin and a minion. You’re good to go!
The whole point is that my opponent literally has the absolute best possible opening hand, and that's the way it is for me most of the time. However, I'll humor you. Assuming I knew my opponent had the nuts and I was NOT going to get any of my clears, and assuming I played exactly as you say...
I still take 4 damage turn 2, 2 damage turn 3, 3 damage turn 4, 15+ damage turn 5...that leaves me at around 6 health (armor up is negated by me swinging at the 2 Skyclaws. I brawl, he still has a minion up with 2 attack minimum. I'm dead to a Truesilver in a best case scenario and lose in probably 99% of all iterations of that game simply due to his opening hand and his opening hand alone.
Now...does it matter what I played? No it doesn't. And that's my point exactly. Thank you.
Mage getting thoroughly out played, plays Yoggs box which casts Forest's aids, unleash the hounds then storm bringer which gives al'akir, Kalegos + 5 other high stat legendaries. Not sure how I didn't put my fist through the screen.
So annoying when people run a usually-useless tech card and get the highest of rolls with it.
The only time I've ever seen someone run a Platebreaker is when I was playing control warrior. Fortunately it didn't matter, but super annoying that the only time anyone's ever tried to run it against me it actually landed hard.
First time I've seen Unseen Saboteur in months, they played it as a desperate attempt to survive, and got my 1 in 3 Plague of Death. Won them the game, when I would've very likely lethaled them the next turn.
And now I just lose to a Galakrond rogue that's tried to include both the tempo package (Blink Fox, 3/4 rush for 2 if you have a different class' card, Vendetta, that jazz) and Galakrond package, and didn't run into any logjam issues at all - got all the tempo cards out at their +tempo levels, hit Galakrond rank 4 before I could hit rank 2. XD
This game - sometimes it actively tries to get you to ragequit. XD
Zilliax is in every deck I see. Where the fuck is Blizzard when a single neutral legendary is showing up in 90% of ladder decks? Imagine if this one card were suddenly gone. The entire meta would change dramatically.
Instead, they nerf the shit out of new cards that people were starting to really enjoy. So stupid, and so shortsighted.
Why do I always get the wankers that emote alot when they are steamrolling me...
Wish there was no highlighting over hero. I know my opponent is emoting me even if they are squelched anyways. Also the people that hover over everything and play with their hand like they have ADHD shouldn't be playing a card game if they are that impatient. It's the same shit card game players do in real life...rearranging their hand, putting the cards together tapping the table over and over....these people drive me fucking nuts.
Sorry for the spam this is my last post until a nerf happen or the meta shift. (uninstalled) I've never experienced this since DAY 1 getting matched with only rogues over and over in succession like that.
I always laugh at the YouTube videos of pro streamers with their "90% win rate decks". Try playing one of those decks without the favorable RNG that all streamers have switched on their accounts. The latest from Toast is a Mecha'Thun warlock. Are you kidding me? Try it. It flat out can't hang with the aggro meta. Yet somehow Toast wins game after game with it.
I have thrown this out before. Let any pro streamer Facetime me. I'll use my account and just have them tell me what to play. I have all the cards they would need and 19k dust so I can craft anything I don't have. Let's see how far their "skill" goes on a generic account. Something tells me they won't be quite so successful. The last time I made this challenge in the Blizzard forums one of the moderators threatened to have me banned for account sharing. Tells you all that you need to know.
And rogue is a problem *again*. Funny, I heard some youtuber say that the rogue GALAKROND is the most balanced of them all which is of course, complete bullshit. Between galakrond and toggwaggle, rogue can get so many free cards. Who thought giving rogue that much access to free shit was a good idea? Add to that the stupid potential to make boards over and over as well as burst from 15+. Rogue as a class is stupid
And rogue is a problem *again*. Funny, I heard some youtuber say that the rogue GALAKROND is the most balanced of them all which is of course, complete bullshit. Between galakrond and toggwaggle, rogue can get so many free cards. Who thought giving rogue that much access to free shit was a good idea? Add to that the stupid potential to make boards over and over as well as burst from 15+. Rogue as a class is stupid
But if you play the cancer rogue deck you will mysteriously find that you magically land in the ideal 50% win rate target that Blizzard has stated time and time again is the goal. There is nothing random about this game.
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Why don't I get queued with aggro decks when I pick Priest?
But always come up against Face Hunter if I queue with Rogue?
Both of you have no idea what deck I'm playing, so how could you possibly comment on what is my "optimal" turn 1 play? You have no idea what Town Crier even draws. If I play the Town Crier, he simply kills it with his 2/4 and it has ZERO impact on the outcome of the game. The fact that my opponent drew Zealot into double Mecharoo, double Glowtron, double Skyclaw with side quest is why I lost that game. He killed me by turn fucking 5. That doesn't happen because I forgot to play a 1/2 on turn 1.
I have 15 cards in my deck that are 1-3 mana, including 1 Whirlwind, 2 Awaken, 2 Warpath. All of which would have been exceptionally more useful than the Town Crier in my opening hand. This deck is a deck that relies heavily on drawing removals early. The deck isn't a Tier 1 net deck. It was just an idea I was trying out and the Town Crier serves a specific purpose. But the fact that I literally can't even try out ideas because my opponent gets the absolute nuts or insane RNG rolls ALL the time is the reason I'm salty. Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant. Thanks for your input, though. I'm glad the internet experts showed me the folly of my plays.
Playing against a highlander rogue with a conjurers mage. My opponent played a Dragon's Hoard, instapicks, I was like, 'Wonder what it is'. Then he played Ethereal Lackey and instapicks again. Then, he played new Alex, gets a Cobalt Spellkin. Cool so far, no?
Well, the first random legendary he got was an Archmage Antonidas, he played the second Dragon's Hoard (instapick from ethereal lackey), Praise Galakrond and a Coin to get 3 Fireballs.
That second random legendary turned out the be a Reno the Relicologist, which he used to clear my board the turn after.
And, what he got from Cobalt Spellkin was another Dragon's Hoard. He played it, I was like 'Fuck, this wil be dumb'. It was Dinotamer Brann.
And, my Khadgar and Mountain Giants were sitting at the bottom of my deck.
Needless to say I lost.
...
Still a misplay imo. Nice you have Town Crier for 1 specific reason, but you were going second and would’ve gained control of the board fairly easy.. Turn 1 Town Crier, turn 2 coin and a minion. You’re good to go!
Pretty much this.
Turn 1 Town Crier. Next turn Zealot hits you in the face. Turn 2 kill the Zealot (you've just saved yourself those 6 damage that you took from it turn 3) and coin into a 3 drop.
The whole point is that my opponent literally has the absolute best possible opening hand, and that's the way it is for me most of the time. However, I'll humor you. Assuming I knew my opponent had the nuts and I was NOT going to get any of my clears, and assuming I played exactly as you say...
I still take 4 damage turn 2, 2 damage turn 3, 3 damage turn 4, 15+ damage turn 5...that leaves me at around 6 health (armor up is negated by me swinging at the 2 Skyclaws. I brawl, he still has a minion up with 2 attack minimum. I'm dead to a Truesilver in a best case scenario and lose in probably 99% of all iterations of that game simply due to his opening hand and his opening hand alone.
Now...does it matter what I played? No it doesn't. And that's my point exactly. Thank you.
How brainless do you have to be to make this bullshit card like Toxic Reinforcements ?
Mage getting thoroughly out played, plays Yoggs box which casts Forest's aids, unleash the hounds then storm bringer which gives al'akir, Kalegos + 5 other high stat legendaries. Not sure how I didn't put my fist through the screen.
So annoying when people run a usually-useless tech card and get the highest of rolls with it.
The only time I've ever seen someone run a Platebreaker is when I was playing control warrior. Fortunately it didn't matter, but super annoying that the only time anyone's ever tried to run it against me it actually landed hard.
First time I've seen Unseen Saboteur in months, they played it as a desperate attempt to survive, and got my 1 in 3 Plague of Death. Won them the game, when I would've very likely lethaled them the next turn.
And now I just lose to a Galakrond rogue that's tried to include both the tempo package (Blink Fox, 3/4 rush for 2 if you have a different class' card, Vendetta, that jazz) and Galakrond package, and didn't run into any logjam issues at all - got all the tempo cards out at their +tempo levels, hit Galakrond rank 4 before I could hit rank 2. XD
This game - sometimes it actively tries to get you to ragequit. XD
Zilliax is in every deck I see. Where the fuck is Blizzard when a single neutral legendary is showing up in 90% of ladder decks? Imagine if this one card were suddenly gone. The entire meta would change dramatically.
Instead, they nerf the shit out of new cards that people were starting to really enjoy. So stupid, and so shortsighted.
I face 36%~ Rogue on the ladder almost feel like 50% and its fucking ANNOYING. srsly fuck off.
Edit: Holy shit more rogue cucking me pls stop
nearly immune to fatigue damage, check
Insane burst potential at all time, check
Versality for everthing, check
they should swamped the galakrond hero power of priest with the rogue one, this is retarded.
Talking about win condition when they're generating 1001 wins condition with the lackeys.
Why do I always get the wankers that emote alot when they are steamrolling me...
Wish there was no highlighting over hero. I know my opponent is emoting me even if they are squelched anyways. Also the people that hover over everything and play with their hand like they have ADHD shouldn't be playing a card game if they are that impatient. It's the same shit card game players do in real life...rearranging their hand, putting the cards together tapping the table over and over....these people drive me fucking nuts.
Sorry for the spam this is my last post until a nerf happen or the meta shift. (uninstalled) I've never experienced this since DAY 1 getting matched with only rogues over and over in succession like that.
Why don't they take the garbarge minions out of battlegrounds already????
I am so sick of running into only garbarge. Turn one especially.
I always laugh at the YouTube videos of pro streamers with their "90% win rate decks". Try playing one of those decks without the favorable RNG that all streamers have switched on their accounts. The latest from Toast is a Mecha'Thun warlock. Are you kidding me? Try it. It flat out can't hang with the aggro meta. Yet somehow Toast wins game after game with it.
I have thrown this out before. Let any pro streamer Facetime me. I'll use my account and just have them tell me what to play. I have all the cards they would need and 19k dust so I can craft anything I don't have. Let's see how far their "skill" goes on a generic account. Something tells me they won't be quite so successful. The last time I made this challenge in the Blizzard forums one of the moderators threatened to have me banned for account sharing. Tells you all that you need to know.
What the fuck in this fucking meta counters god damn ROGUE??? Stuck between Rank 3-4 and I’m about to lose my shit..
And rogue is a problem *again*. Funny, I heard some youtuber say that the rogue GALAKROND is the most balanced of them all which is of course, complete bullshit. Between galakrond and toggwaggle, rogue can get so many free cards. Who thought giving rogue that much access to free shit was a good idea? Add to that the stupid potential to make boards over and over as well as burst from 15+. Rogue as a class is stupid
But if you play the cancer rogue deck you will mysteriously find that you magically land in the ideal 50% win rate target that Blizzard has stated time and time again is the goal. There is nothing random about this game.