Hearthpwn

This game is toxic trash. Still no autosquelch. 

Sick of sad, lame, little fucks who can't just take the win but need to stroke the emotes.

From now until I go back to work in 7 weeks, ANY use of the emotes by an opponent during the game will trigger me into roping till the bitter end. Enjoy your 30 min game you emoting prick. I'll be watching videos. Probably beat you too, because I'll be playing Galakrond Shaman. I'll draw out lethal too if I can. LEAVE THE FUCKING EMOTES ALONE.

Also, FUCK the non-random matchmaking. Hadn't seen a single highlander control priest on ladder --until I made a dragon druid - all of a sudden 3 of the last 4 games. FUCK YOU BLIZZARD. Seems like they are not even trying to conceal it. (And just to be in before "tinfoil hat"--you can fold it until its nothing but sharp corners, then cram it up your tightest hole sideways.)

I WILL NEVER PAY A SINGLE DOLLAR FOR THIS TOTAL SHIT

Advice to the noobs enjoying their first experience of hearthstone - just NEVER spend real money for packs - you'll only regret it long term.

I am always amused at posts about this cancer deck or that cancer deck. There are no cancer decks - there is cancer AI. No one can beat manipulated RNG no matter what the deck. The game chooses winners and losers. ZTG is all the proof you need as to how they do it.

You don't play Hearthstone. You watch it. 

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I am always amused at posts about this cancer deck or that cancer deck. There are no cancer decks - there is cancer AI. No one can beat manipulated RNG no matter what the deck. The game chooses winners and losers. ZTG is all the proof you need as to how they do it.

You don't play Hearthstone. You watch it. 

RNG  isn't manipulated. It can't be manipulated on such a large scale to favor certain players in every game at every time. ZTG is all the proof that you need to see how imperfect their RNG AI can actually get. Ask anyone with actual physical proof that they have worked in the gaming industry as a programmer and they will tell you the same. You can either boost the luck of everyone or drop it for everyone, but you can't do so for every individual separately in every game played at any moment in the day. The sheer resources in creating and maintaining such an RNG AI don't make it worth Blizzard's while (especially with the maximum cutting costs philosophy).

Hopefully you've learned something new today. You don't watch Hearthstone. You play it and sometimes, evidently, you play it poorly but hey, sometimes your opponent plays it poorly as well and then we read his posts in the slat thread.

Have a great rest of your day!

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I am always amused at posts about this cancer deck or that cancer deck. There are no cancer decks - there is cancer AI. No one can beat manipulated RNG no matter what the deck. The game chooses winners and losers. ZTG is all the proof you need as to how they do it.

You don't play Hearthstone. You watch it. 

RNG  isn't manipulated. It can't be manipulated on such a large scale to favor certain players in every game at every time. ZTG is all the proof that you need to see how imperfect their RNG AI can actually get. Ask anyone with actual physical proof that they have worked in the gaming industry as a programmer and they will tell you the same. You can either boost the luck of everyone or drop it for everyone, but you can't do so for every individual separately in every game played at any moment in the day. The sheer resources in creating and maintaining such an RNG AI don't make it worth Blizzard's while (especially with the maximum cutting costs philosophy).

Hopefully you've learned something new today. You don't watch Hearthstone. You play it and sometimes, evidently, you play it poorly but hey, sometimes your opponent plays it poorly as well and then we read his posts in the slat thread.

Have a great rest of your day!

 Hi! I thought all of the people that used to spout this nonsense in the forums disappeared after ZTG was released! Kudos to you for sticking to your guns. 

"You play it poorly" is like saying "you roll dice poorly" or "you flip a coin poorly". I finished November at rank 3 (through no fault of my own as I win the same way that I lose - through perfect cards being spoon fed on curve). I wouldn't say that I play poorly as I don't really consider this playing. 

I'll save the spoilers regarding Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and professional wrestling for another day. Don't want to overload the system. 

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I am always amused at posts about this cancer deck or that cancer deck. There are no cancer decks - there is cancer AI. No one can beat manipulated RNG no matter what the deck. The game chooses winners and losers. ZTG is all the proof you need as to how they do it.

You don't play Hearthstone. You watch it. 

RNG  isn't manipulated. It can't be manipulated on such a large scale to favor certain players in every game at every time. ZTG is all the proof that you need to see how imperfect their RNG AI can actually get. Ask anyone with actual physical proof that they have worked in the gaming industry as a programmer and they will tell you the same. You can either boost the luck of everyone or drop it for everyone, but you can't do so for every individual separately in every game played at any moment in the day. The sheer resources in creating and maintaining such an RNG AI don't make it worth Blizzard's while (especially with the maximum cutting costs philosophy).

Hopefully you've learned something new today. You don't watch Hearthstone. You play it and sometimes, evidently, you play it poorly but hey, sometimes your opponent plays it poorly as well and then we read his posts in the slat thread.

Have a great rest of your day!

 Hi! I thought all of the people that used to spout this nonsense in the forums disappeared after ZTG was released! Kudos to you for sticking to your guns. 

"You play it poorly" is like saying "you roll dice poorly" or "you flip a coin poorly". I finished November at rank 3 (through no fault of my own as I win the same way that I lose - through perfect cards being spoon fed on curve). I wouldn't say that I play poorly as I don't really consider this playing. 

I'll save the spoilers regarding Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and professional wrestling for another day. Don't want to overload the system. 

Let me be clear, I don't believe that you have 0 skill. You've showed great skill in completely avoiding my argument and focusing on one line that had nothing to do with the argument at hand. If tunnel vision were a skill then you would have been the master of it.

This is the salt threat but not a place for us to fight each other and therefor I won't push this argument any further. You have your beliefs that you're dead set on so, if it makes it easier for you, you do you and hopefully you'll eventually find some joy in this game.

just came across a guy playing Galakrond shaman who emoted well played after every single turn he did. Like dude it's bad enough you're playing one of the most broken decks ever, you don't have to emote well played as if you know you already have the win. I'm so salty from losing to shamans today. 80% of my games have been against shaman and I'm sick of it.

Just updated and it tells me the entire Basic Set is gone.  All decks have cards disappeared. Awesome.

Squelch at start of game is your friend.

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I am always amused at posts about this cancer deck or that cancer deck. There are no cancer decks - there is cancer AI. No one can beat manipulated RNG no matter what the deck. The game chooses winners and losers. ZTG is all the proof you need as to how they do it.

You don't play Hearthstone. You watch it. 

RNG  isn't manipulated. It can't be manipulated on such a large scale to favor certain players in every game at every time. ZTG is all the proof that you need to see how imperfect their RNG AI can actually get. Ask anyone with actual physical proof that they have worked in the gaming industry as a programmer and they will tell you the same. You can either boost the luck of everyone or drop it for everyone, but you can't do so for every individual separately in every game played at any moment in the day. The sheer resources in creating and maintaining such an RNG AI don't make it worth Blizzard's while (especially with the maximum cutting costs philosophy).

Hopefully you've learned something new today. You don't watch Hearthstone. You play it and sometimes, evidently, you play it poorly but hey, sometimes your opponent plays it poorly as well and then we read his posts in the slat thread.

Have a great rest of your day!

 Hi! I thought all of the people that used to spout this nonsense in the forums disappeared after ZTG was released! Kudos to you for sticking to your guns. 

"You play it poorly" is like saying "you roll dice poorly" or "you flip a coin poorly". I finished November at rank 3 (through no fault of my own as I win the same way that I lose - through perfect cards being spoon fed on curve). I wouldn't say that I play poorly as I don't really consider this playing. 

I'll save the spoilers regarding Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and professional wrestling for another day. Don't want to overload the system. 

Let me be clear, I don't believe that you have 0 skill. You've showed great skill in completely avoiding my argument and focusing on one line that had nothing to do with the argument at hand. If tunnel vision were a skill then you would have been the master of it.

This is the salt threat but not a place for us to fight each other and therefor I won't push this argument any further. You have your beliefs that you're dead set on so, if it makes it easier for you, you do you and hopefully you'll eventually find some joy in this game.

 HAHAHAHA you're one of those fanboys that think there is skill in this game.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Is illiteracy a burden to you in everyday life? Point exactly where I've said that there is skill in this game.

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I am always amused at posts about this cancer deck or that cancer deck. There are no cancer decks - there is cancer AI. No one can beat manipulated RNG no matter what the deck. The game chooses winners and losers. ZTG is all the proof you need as to how they do it.

You don't play Hearthstone. You watch it. 

RNG  isn't manipulated. It can't be manipulated on such a large scale to favor certain players in every game at every time. ZTG is all the proof that you need to see how imperfect their RNG AI can actually get. Ask anyone with actual physical proof that they have worked in the gaming industry as a programmer and they will tell you the same. You can either boost the luck of everyone or drop it for everyone, but you can't do so for every individual separately in every game played at any moment in the day. The sheer resources in creating and maintaining such an RNG AI don't make it worth Blizzard's while (especially with the maximum cutting costs philosophy).

Hopefully you've learned something new today. You don't watch Hearthstone. You play it and sometimes, evidently, you play it poorly but hey, sometimes your opponent plays it poorly as well and then we read his posts in the slat thread.

Have a great rest of your day!

 Hi! I thought all of the people that used to spout this nonsense in the forums disappeared after ZTG was released! Kudos to you for sticking to your guns. 

"You play it poorly" is like saying "you roll dice poorly" or "you flip a coin poorly". I finished November at rank 3 (through no fault of my own as I win the same way that I lose - through perfect cards being spoon fed on curve). I wouldn't say that I play poorly as I don't really consider this playing. 

I'll save the spoilers regarding Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and professional wrestling for another day. Don't want to overload the system. 

Let me be clear, I don't believe that you have 0 skill. You've showed great skill in completely avoiding my argument and focusing on one line that had nothing to do with the argument at hand. If tunnel vision were a skill then you would have been the master of it.

This is the salt threat but not a place for us to fight each other and therefor I won't push this argument any further. You have your beliefs that you're dead set on so, if it makes it easier for you, you do you and hopefully you'll eventually find some joy in this game.

 HAHAHAHA you're one of those fanboys that think there is skill in this game.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 Is illiteracy a burden to you in everyday life? Point exactly where I've said that there is skill in this game.

You're an obvious fanboy. I've read your posts. Explain the skill.

If you've read my posts you would know that what you've said couldn't possibly be further from the truth. You're mistaking the lack of blind hatred for fanboysm.

That is not how accusations work. The burden of proof is always on the accuser, which is you. Without it your accusation is just meaningless. Also, as I've mentioned above, I haven't, at any point in what I've said, mentioned that there is skill in this game. In fact, extra account of a recently banned person, you've read my posts. I don't need to further explain this to you. A literate person would see that I have never stated that there is skill in this game. This was your conclusion. I won't be defending something that I didn't say lol

I just want shaman to be nerfed to the ground. THEY SHOULD JUST RETITLE THEIR EXPANSION TO SHAMAN STONE.

Shaman is broken, so I've been playing fun decks at rank 5. Dragon druid is cool - just loses a lot.

All those sad fucks stuck at 5 playing Shaman tho.

Imagine playing Shaman in this meta and NOT being able to progress.  What a bunch of lame little fucktards.

Pretty much over battlegrounds now. The gimmick has worn off - and while I'm not saying there's no element of skill, the fact is that when the playing field is fairly equivalent, it all comes down to who gets luckier.

Just had a player in my lobby who got Brann the hero (one of the best heroes), as well as Brann the minion (one of the best minions). Beyond that, lots of good murloc cards. Takes very little skill to do well with those offerings. And I just can't be bothered playing and hoping I'm on the end of that kind of luck (not necessarily Brann + Brann + murlocs, but you know, a winning combination of luck).

Fuck I hate Hearthstone so much.

Been playing since season 1 and have tons of cards and all golden heroes...

PSA: NEVER spend real money on this shit - you will regret EVERY dollar eventually. Blizzard and the Hearthstone team suck balls.

You can tell how lame a person is by how many days they spend playing Galakrond Shaman. The longer they play it, the sadder they are.

well then, this game is still not getting anywhere...

how do you keep releasing new cards for years and at its core it's still the same shit over and over and over again

thank fuck i didn't spend any money on this game for almost 3 years now, regret spending money the other 3 years though... what a waste

Really Blizzard!!! You call this nerfs!!!

FUCK THIS!!!!  

Playing shit for free needs to be adressed somehow in general. There are just soooo many examples of insanity when it comes to this topic. Some of them are Kirin Tor Mage, Ancient Mysteries, Kabal Lackey, Mechwarper, Galvanizer, Kabal Crystal Runner, Far Sight, Mogu Fleshshaper,Jepetto Joybuzz, Emperor Thaurissan, Scargil and probably a couple more I did not think of.

And it does not go away. Anyone who tries to play wild will get fucked by either secret mage, because the synergies are just insane at this point or mech paly because they just play their hand by turn two or three and fuck you up. 

The general point is: We cant just add more and more synergies to the game without taking. Even though it will eventually be balanced in standard, wild is going to become more and more boring. I know, wild is not really a gigantic topic but I bet there are a lot of people who like me want to get away from standard from time to time. 

Been having such a shithouse session (a session for me is getting to 3 wins; because there's no tracker my OCD finds it the easiest way to keep track of my wins-til-gold progress). Anyhow, playing highlander dragon hunter in low ranks (it's a very casual version, as is the rank).

I get matched up with:

* Bomb warrior (bad deck for this meta, but turns off highlander)
* Combo highlander hunter (wtf? Awful deck; I think even before rotation it wouldn't have been good. That said, he manages to go off - getting me to 16 thanks to drawing Brann, then comboing off with two discounted Krushes despite having half his deck left. I get that I'm playing in the casual meta but losing to a high roll like this is annoying as hell)
* Galakrond shaman (because of course there'd be an S rank deck at rank 20)

Just now I'm playing against some hodge podge hunter who rolled double Misha off of Animal Companion for max value, and while their deck overall isn't great they did get turn 5 Faceless Corruptor for good tempo after the Mishas.

Anyway, main point of this post - if you're playing a tier deck and smurfing you are the worst thing in Hearthstone. Just think about new players you'd totally turn off the game because you're bringing Galakrond shaman to rank 18. If you're playing legitimately and are just starting at a low rank for some reason - no problem. But if you're intentionally staying down there for easy wins with your top tier deck, well, I just wish Blizzard would actually do something about it.