Hearthpwn

I fucking hate Hearthstone.

I'm sick of playing against Shaman over and over again!!!!

BOOOOOOOORING

FUCK those who play that CANCER deck just to get their wins…...you don't need to now how to play with such an overpowered deck!!!

Another person playing the tier S shaman build at rank 20. If they're at rank 20 for some odd reason, like they took a hiatus and are only just coming back 5 days after the expac came out - no problem. If they're smurfing while using the most oppressive standard deck in quite a while? They're straight up cunts, and should get banned.

Edit: and another one, Jesus Christ. Do we really have so many people returning and ranking up, or are people smurfing with the best deck around for... some reason (honestly, the only good reason I can think of is easy portrait farming - but if that's the only reason you're playing, just why?).

I don't even know how Breath of the Infinite got printed, Holy Nova feels OP in comparison.

After this Holy Ripple joke, now we have a twin. 

I'm surprised how the dev team makes the game even worse with every new expansion. They just literally made the shamanstone game.

They also want more money for their shitstone game, lol. Now not only the expansion with 135 cards, but also the adventure with cards. Really? The greediness grows.

Didn't play for a while, came back to see shaman playing double mogu and evolving into 1 warrior legendary rhino shit which draws him a 10/9 faceless corruptor, so I get to play against two 10/9 and another random big ass 8 mana minion by turn five.
Ofc the subhuman starts spamming emotes.
Whoever he is I hope he gets to enjoy nothing in his life from this point onwards, along with all other shaman players.

Blizzard you are just pathetic at this point, cashing in on mentally impaired fanboys without even trying to hide it.
You have lost any semblance of decency with this game...  as if you had any left anyways, hope you get what you deserve.

Fucking hate losing matchups where I'm the 66% favorite 

Enjoying casual at the moment. Trying some random ass meme and fun value decks. The new meta is here how exciting! 

Except it's not. Blizzard has printed some cool cards but instead of playing them, seemingly every fucker out there is just playing tier one aggro go face or quest shaman decks. ON FUCKING CASUAL. 

The player-base is full of boring twats. 

Played 5 matches in a row against the same priest control quest deck. 

Although the priest decks play themselves (you're kidding yourself if you think there are any decisions to be made) it still doesn't stop the matches taking around 30minutes minimum. From now on I will just auto concede against priest. The matches are predictable, very long and extremely boring for those reasons.

My experience of the expansion so far has been overwhelmingly poor. There are some fun cards to be played, but due to day 1 netdecking you are extremely lucky to play anything which hasn't been posted on the forum of this website or others (which isn't entirely the games fault though it does allow you to import netdecks!).

Matches are also either over by turn 8 or last well over 30 minutes (which is far too long for a really basic card game). Its clear in my mind that the developers still don't know what they want this card game to be.

Can I get an affirmation that when you want to test a theory on something that Blizzard 100% makes it so you can’t?

All I wanted to do was test Control Warrior vs. Galakrond Shaman. You know the same Galakrond Shaman deck I was against most of the morning. Then as soon as I switch over........poof.......no more Galakrond Shaman decks to be had.

Why is that Blizzard?

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Can I get an affirmation that when you want to test a theory on something that Blizzard 100% makes it so you can’t?

All I wanted to do was test Control Warrior vs. Galakrond Shaman. You know the same Galakrond Shaman deck I was against most of the morning. Then as soon as I switch over........poof.......no more Galakrond Shaman decks to be had.

Why is that Blizzard?

This. 100%. For the past 2 years every single time I TRY to ladder, my experience has felt scripted. When I play meta decks, I play 20 or so games with 70% win rates, then it's like a switch goes off where I get HARD countered for 20 consecutive games in a row to knock me back down just to keep me perpetually at around 50% win rate.  Whenever I try to "counter" the meta, I face only clown fiesta decks literally NO ONE plays, but they happen to be perfect counters to my deck. It seems like no matter which direction I go, they all lead to 50% win rates in the long run. I have pretty much all but given up on playing ANY cards in my deck that are 6 or more mana because if I do, they will all be in my opening hand every start of every game.

it's unreal seriously nerf the fucking shaman already HOTFIX IT.

All the deck type in a single one so many stand alone busted card wtf, why Dragon's Pack even exist AND without overload ?????.

Puzzle box is so weird. I had it in my deck for a very long time, but it always made me draw 6-12 cards, so it made me lose to fatigue about everytime I used it. Then when my opponents play it, there's at most one card draw and usually a board clear + filling their board with crazy stuff. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nothing random about it in my opinion. Otherwise I would also open good boxes occasionally. I've recorded all 50 ish openings that have killed me. Perhaps I should upload them to youtube D:

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DOES ANYONE IN WILD NOT  PLAY PRIEST? GAME AFTER FUCKING GAME OF NOTHING BUT PRIESTS. I SHIT YOU NOT 12 OUT OF MY LAST 15 MATCHES WERE AGAINST PRIESTS. FUCK TRYING TO HAVE FUN IN THE WILD FORMAT.

Oh wait.. What's this? NOT a Priest?! Horray! Finally some variet....... FUCKING HELL IT'S A JADE DRUID.

 Good news for you. Priest has the lowest winrate out of all the classes.

Figured I’d climb some. About to get to rank 3 with Anu rogue. Go second everytime and draw trash every game. While my opp of course nuts every game. Ok whatever I’ll be a try hard and go shaman. Of course I lose every game. Oh warlock you are have no cards no field no hand because you blew your load and got fucked because of it? Top deck draw three cards minionno way! Never punished! Which of course resulted in a loss for me. Playing against Druid opens all the ramp right into ysera or whatever the new portal dragon is. Suddenly full field of massive guys. Play against any dragon deck and they’re top decking? Damn right they’ll top Alex, discover Alex off of Alex, and then discover another Alex off of Alex. And if not that’s its deathwing to steal the game for them. I pay 0 money into this game and I guess because of that I’m always destined 1 to never make legend again as I haven’t in over a year and haven’t tried too hard and when I do this is the good times I’m rewarded with. And 2 to always have 5-10 game losing streaks constantly with no luck of my own. Because the plebs can never have a good streak going without daddy blizzards 50 percent win rate getting involved. But it’s always good to see streamers and people who buy hero’s and put money into this game clearly show casing their superior intellectual talent of theres and always outplaying me with their rng skills! Never circumming to such restraints people like me have. And just being cursed with bad rng. Blizzards way of telling me im just a brainlet and im  just a bad player because of it. And don’t get me started on how bad battlegrounds is now. Viva Blizzard truely a brand that doesn’t care about their shit diversity quotas, offending sjws with the art in the game, and appeasing all the fanboy cucks who actually think this is still a good game now and has any sense of skill involved. And don’t forget China either. Truely a brand for the people! 

Fuck Shaman decks and their over powered board swings. I play anything else I get nowhere.... I play Shaman and all I play against are other Shaman. This is the worst opening week of an expansion I've ever experienced. Seriously Blizzard get your shit together - get those nerfs out asap and fire the beta testers of this expansion so it doesn't happen again!

I haven't lost all hope yet as I think there are some interesting cards if they could be given a chance to shine but the meta is just fucked at the moment.  So depressing to play.

I honestly cant believe Quest Rogue has basically been recreated in Standard even without the quest. Honestly man fuck this game, Shaman will get nerfed then Rogue is just going to take it's place. 

Fucking cunt Warrior is back, great. Just what we needed. Turn 5 fucking lethal by cheating out a stronger patches. Great blizzard. Just keep ruining hearthstone. Fucks.

Allow me to join the chorus of disapproval over fucking Shaman.

It's actually incredible that this managed to get through playtesting. I'm convinced Team5 is actually incompetent. They must be. There is no other explanation. 

It's already clear that Corrupt the Waters is a dangerous quest that limits design space when you consider the power level of spending 2 mana to double all battlecries for the rest of your turn. 

So do they tread carefully and make sure that they don't give Shaman more broken cards? LOL. Of course not. They just ignore the issue entirely. 

4 8/8's with rush AND a 5/2 weapon not enough to kill your opponent? Play Shudderwock and try again. 

Dragons Pack? Who the FUCK thought this card was OK? Invoke twice to get TWO 5/6's with taunt for 5 mana? Oooh, twice you say? Quickly, print a card that double invokes and give it to Shaman! 

They're fucking useless. TRASH unbalanced shit all over the place. And now every fucktard is playing this broken shit on ladder meaning that any sort of experimentation with anything else is pointless. This whole expansion has been a disaster and I don't give a fuck that they are fixing it. It's still taking too long. Why do we have to wait for another week? 

The fucking indie company, right. Idiots!