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I just want to play against something else than Shaman...

Back in the days of Classic&Naxx , I was trying to build a viable deck for Shaman,old ones will remember the only viable deck for Shaman was "Concede Shaman" back in those days.

But now everyone is playing that broken Galakrond deck,I mean really Blizz? What were you thinking while printing 5 Mana 3/3 + 2 2/1 Rush,or 5 Mana 2x 5/6 Taunt ?

I can't believe how did they do this,are they really that stupid?
 

i honestly don't understand the human psyche. 

is winning with the strongest decks really fun? 

cmon people, play something fun and interesting.

Fuck you Quest Galakrond Shaman. I don't know what's worse - the Tories and that fucking excuse of a man Boris winning the election or queuing into your fifth shaman in a row.

Also what is it with these aggro 'me go face' twats consistently trying to beat you down whilst bming constantly. 

Where are all the fun control and value deck players?!

Shaman <3

Ugh. Rank 20, playing a casual Galakrond rogue deck (as you do at low ranks). Opponent is a shaman. He plays turn 1 quest; I'm immediately apprehensive (given that Galakrond was free and a lot of the invoke cards are either common or rare, it's very easy for any player to make a deck that enables the disgusting 4x 8/8 rush combo that's giving so many players grief right now). But I have a pretty good starting hand so I decide to see how it goes - if their deck is pretty ordinary I might be able to deal with their big trump card.

Nope, it's 100% the tier S version (I'm assuming it must be getting classed as tier S given that I've never seen the devs move this quick to announce nerfs), going so far as to including Mogu Cultuist and Mutate - something that you rarely see more casual players do, who'll tend to lean 90%+ into the battlecry/invoke theme.

Now, benefit of the doubt - it's possible that they're returning from a hiatus and looking to move up the ladder as fast as possible. If so, no dramas at all, that's totally legit. If, however, they're smurfing with a freaking tier S deck - there's a special place in hell for them (which would probably involve them playing against casual decks that roll extremely well and thus win against the odds).

Jeez I was expeting more from Galakrond priest, basically worthless piece of shit. Most minion gereated feel worthless so far 1 for every 3~ generated, Not worth. Where is the RUSH keyword on them? Lmao Just kidding.

Kronx is the real deal.

Really tired of people complaining about powerful decks, then I proceed to queue in ranked at high ranks with said decks and my opponents misplay really really hard.

At one time Hunter has upper hand, I was at 8HP after attacks and he was at 21, he had board. I had one card which was a maxed out Shaman Galakrond, which he knew(Galakrond is highlighted when you invoke him and he is in the hand and I had just played a Elementalist) and he had a Zephyris in hand. He played the Zephirys to pick up a Pyro instead of holding it to win the game by clearing the Galakrond giants.

 

People that play a netdecked Shaman in this patch deserve to die from a horrible slow cancer, it will give me great joy to piss on their graves afterwards

SHAMAN AGAINST ME: Hero Power+ Galakrond, the Tempest  =  4x 8/8 

ME:

This is seriously my braindead stupidity, but I dissed over 1000 euros on europe throughtout my hearthstone "carrier". Playing this shitshow from vanilla, and FUCK do I hate to have close to 0 cards.Like... idk if such a thing exists as a "disenchant syndrome" but I am seriously having one, no f*cks given if it exists or not! Not that it ruined my life or anything. But heck a lot of money.TIME TO SPEND MORE! (yes, I am consulting a psychiatrist often enough).

small disclaimer: I crafted half of golden naxx back in the day, and when they announced standard, only standard play counted towards esports achievements.

So yeah. Golden naxx is OUT!

 

 

Galakrond Shaman is ridiculously OP - I'm getting 70% winrate at rank 10-5.

Typical Blizzard fuck up - they will do NOTHING to address the imbalance till they've made million$ selling pack$ to idiot$. Only THEN, once fools have spent money to craft the meta defining cards that prop up the top-tier netdecks, will they nerf some things.

 NEVER pay real money for Hearthstone cards. Stay free to play and drain their resources - maybe one day they'll stop the cynical cycle and actually release balanced expansions.

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DuSt DoEsN't ExIsT!!!!

 Apparently netiher do RR or TGT

Sigh, this xpact killed any form of healing for priest and everyone, jesus fuck. ITS GARBAGE NOW.

 Everything is so powercreeped healing is worthless ffs, perfect curve vs this pirate warrior and still lost or the randomly generated double alex in control matchup.

MAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

HOW THIS CAN BE FUCKING POSSIBLE?

4 BATTLEGROUNDS MATCHES THAT I USED MURLOC, AND GOT THAT FUCKING GENTLE MEGASAUR

NEVER GOT A SINGLE FUCKING DIVINE SHIELD IN THIS FUCKING SHIT

 

LAST MATCH I HAD BRAN YOUR FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER GAME, BRANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE GENTLE MEGASAUR, 6 FUCKING EFFECTS, NOT A FUCKING SINGLE DIVINE SHIELD

 

NOT A FUCKING SINGLE DIVINE SHIELD

 

WHAT

 

THE

 

FUCK

 

IS 

 

HAPPENING

 

IN

 

THIS

 

FUCKING GARBAGE GAME????????????

 

WHAT I HAVE DONE TO THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT GAME TO DESERVE THIS?

 

I WILL NEVER PLAY THIS GAME MODE ANYMORE, RNG FUCKING BATTLEGROUNDS, YOU HAVE LUCK? NICE, YOU WIN, YOU ARE A FUCKING MISERABLE WITH BAD LUCK LIKE ME? YOU WILL LOSE EVERY FUCKING TIME, BECAUSE YOU SUCKS, YOU ARE A SHAME.

 

IM FUCKING PISSED WITH THIS FUCKING GAME, FUCK IF YOU DON'T LIKE 36PX AND CAPS LOCK, THIS IS JUST UNNACEPTABLE, I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN SPEND MY TIME WITH THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT RNG GAME.

EDIT: Please don't make long posts with super-large font sizes. This makes it difficult to read and serves only to irritate other forum users. Thanks. Scorp

Haven’t touched Hearthstone for 3 months, but decided to check out the new expansion. Nothing changes. Gaming community these days is obsessed with efficiency: it’s either winrate percentage, exp per hour, kills per hour etc. If you’re playing WoW Classic too, you know what I’m talking about. Tryhards and minmaxers are everywhere and are ruining experience for casual online players  who care only about fun per hour. And the higher said “efficient” individuals’ winrate, the lower our fun per hour is. Wish there was a way to be isolated from modern tryhards so that normal people could enjoy games.

Also fuck streamers, they are cancer of modern gaming.

This is probably the worst meta in Hearthstone history, the closest contender would be Karazan (Shamanstone 1.0)

Man i'm so happy that you can accomplish all that brain muscle moving from playing just that 1 deck and contributing to the majority of  douchebags in this game... like there are more cards...but you are interested in statistics more than having fun...

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They should just take down this game at this point shaman is absolute busted ffs.

And still every second game I play, the spotty little virgin I face feels the need to stroke the emotes if they think they will win. Fucking lame little pricks.

Blizzard will NEVER get a single dollar from me for this shit while they don't put in autosquelch. Hearthstone is just, broken expansion decks, toxic opponents, no penalty for roping, one-sided games and a totally shit playing experience. 

JUST NEVER WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS SHIT