Guys, coin + radiant elemental turn 1 DS+DS+IF turn 2= a 12/12 turn 2 = retarded person. You thought a 10/10 turn 3 was OP? (Coin Barnes and Ysharj) Well, what about a 12/12 turn 2?
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"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..."
Anyway, my apologis to anyone i met between rank 10 and 5. I didn t want use the secret mage (you can belive me, i dusted golden aluneth 2 months ago in order to play elemental mage) BUT 2 days ago I found another Aluneth, and i really need that 500 dust from the chest. MY APOLOGIES GUYS
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"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..."
Anyway, my apologis to anyone i met between rank 10 and 5. I didn t want use the secret mage (you can belive me, i dusted golden aluneth 2 months ago in order to play elemental mage) BUT 2 days ago I found another Aluneth, and i really need that 500 dust from the chest. MY APOLOGIES GUYS
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"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..."
I swear to god, fuck every single cubelock player out there, every single one of these retards don't even know how to calculate lethal and the deck just plays itself, its ridiculous...
I’m gonna have to stop you there. Playing Cubelock against Burn Mage is the most difficult thing the game has to offer. The mage has so much tempo and god forbid if you lose a minion to a secret.
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I'm Playing: Evenlock and Mill Rogue in Wild HS, Azami Control in EDH
1) Secret Mage in casual emotes thank you after my Renouce-lock concedes
2) I get matched against the same Secret Mage
Currently stuck roping this cunt since this match wouldn't be enjoyable for me anyway.
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Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health. - Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
aggro paladin/murloc paladin,cubelock,cancer secret mage. repeat from the start and this is casual. I have no clue on why it is called casual at this point. it shhould have ladder points.
Game 1: there are four fucking targets to hit. Three of them just win me the game. Literally win me the game. One loses the game. Ofcourse it his the fucking one bad target
Game 2: Same fucking bullshit, same scenario. Four fucking targets, three good, one bad, it hits the fucking bad one.
Game 3: Drawing for my fucking win condition for half the fucking game. My opponent manages to mill one fucking card near the end of the game. OFCOURSE IT'S THE WIN CONDITION.
Game 4: literally dead by turn three because I didn't draw a single of my eight earlygame cards.
Yeah and go figure why I quit this disorganized piece of shit. Esport my ass. All fucking pros do is grind all fucking day to make the leaderboards anyway. Tell me rng only makes the game more skill one more fucking time. Please tell me. ''RNG is difficult because you have to know that when you have four targets and a random effect the chance to hit the one shitty target is 1/4 hurr durr''. Fuck off.
Nothing starts a day off well like playing against a Rogue who gets Van Cleef out on turn 2, jacked up to 6/6. Wow, congrats. And then by round 5 - when I have failed to remove it and know the end is coming - he buffs it with +4 attack and emotes "thank you."
It's the class and maturity of so many players that make the experience of playing Hearthstone alone worth it.
Dude Paladin. I just love how, despite clearing his board FOUR TIMES, despite me still sitting at 30 health after turn 12, he still finished the game with 7 3/3 Recruits with taunt and divine shield. Beautiful. Amazing. Not OP at all.
"play 20 minions that cost 5 or + mana"
Would you let me laugh at this quest?
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
Guys, coin + radiant elemental turn 1 DS+DS+IF turn 2= a 12/12 turn 2 = retarded person. You thought a 10/10 turn 3 was OP? (Coin Barnes and Ysharj) Well, what about a 12/12 turn 2?
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..."
Anyway, my apologis to anyone i met between rank 10 and 5. I didn t want use the secret mage (you can belive me, i dusted golden aluneth 2 months ago in order to play elemental mage) BUT 2 days ago I found another Aluneth, and i really need that 500 dust from the chest. MY APOLOGIES GUYS
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..."
Anyway, my apologis to anyone i met between rank 10 and 5. I didn t want use the secret mage (you can belive me, i dusted golden aluneth 2 months ago in order to play elemental mage) BUT 2 days ago I found another Aluneth, and i really need that 500 dust from the chest. MY APOLOGIES GUYS
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..."
I'm Playing:
Evenlock and Mill Rogue in Wild HS,
Azami Control in EDH
Current Warframe Main: Mesa Prime
1) Secret Mage in casual emotes thank you after my Renouce-lock concedes
2) I get matched against the same Secret Mage
Currently stuck roping this cunt since this match wouldn't be enjoyable for me anyway.
Start of Year: Provoke the failure of 3 expansions, force nerfs on otherwise balanced cards, bring deckbuilding to an all-time low and get rotated one year earlier for being such a threat to the game's health.
- Genn and Baku's historical entry on the White Book of Shit Design, shortly before retiring unpunished
Blizzard needs add "you must have at least 5 wild cards in your deck to play wild mode" or something. Tired of facing standard decks in wild casual.
*Priest continuously resurrecting minions*
Paladin : "By the holy f***"
Fuck you Blizzard for creating shit like Call to Arms.
How fucking retarded are their designers to not see that this shit is op and broken as fuck.
And of course it has a built in "Always have this card on turn 4, if not, draw it" function.
Fuck every single dude paladin player. You guys are disgusting.
Hello, agroplayers, wish you will die from cancer.
aggro paladin/murloc paladin,cubelock,cancer secret mage. repeat from the start and this is casual.
I have no clue on why it is called casual at this point. it shhould have ladder points.
Best quotes:
"Casual is perfectly fine"
"warlock is not overpowered"
"Playing odd paladin just to test it"
What the fuck is this Meta it doesnt matter if you play standard or wild everywhere are just fucking lame aggro face Decks
"Oh you have some big minions on board, nah i dont care about board just go face"
Its zero fun to play wild since the brawl
(This Thread actually helps, feeling a bit better now to see who are anoyied about the huge amount of Aggro Decks aswell :D)
dear standard midrange hunter. Fuck. off. from wild. casual. please.
*Priest continuously resurrecting minions*
Paladin : "By the holy f***"
Game 1: there are four fucking targets to hit. Three of them just win me the game. Literally win me the game. One loses the game. Ofcourse it his the fucking one bad target
Game 2: Same fucking bullshit, same scenario. Four fucking targets, three good, one bad, it hits the fucking bad one.
Game 3: Drawing for my fucking win condition for half the fucking game. My opponent manages to mill one fucking card near the end of the game. OFCOURSE IT'S THE WIN CONDITION.
Game 4: literally dead by turn three because I didn't draw a single of my eight earlygame cards.
Yeah and go figure why I quit this disorganized piece of shit. Esport my ass. All fucking pros do is grind all fucking day to make the leaderboards anyway. Tell me rng only makes the game more skill one more fucking time. Please tell me. ''RNG is difficult because you have to know that when you have four targets and a random effect the chance to hit the one shitty target is 1/4 hurr durr''. Fuck off.
Fuck cubelock
Nothing starts a day off well like playing against a Rogue who gets Van Cleef out on turn 2, jacked up to 6/6. Wow, congrats. And then by round 5 - when I have failed to remove it and know the end is coming - he buffs it with +4 attack and emotes "thank you."
It's the class and maturity of so many players that make the experience of playing Hearthstone alone worth it.
I always say "Thank you" when I win against t1 deck players
They deserve it
Yeah, another loss to big priest's turn 3 barnes into Ysharj
Yawn, Such a stupid game
Let's draw only 5-10 drops and my hunter opponent gets round 4 mr.barnes, hooray.
Next game, new hunter, he has barnes too at round 4.
fuck this game.
edit: and now an asshole, who has to rope every turn. so much fun
All Skill, No Luck
Dude Paladin. I just love how, despite clearing his board FOUR TIMES, despite me still sitting at 30 health after turn 12, he still finished the game with 7 3/3 Recruits with taunt and divine shield. Beautiful. Amazing. Not OP at all.
war of the roping motherfuckers, apparently.
you, an asshole deliberately roping. me, suffering from random disconnects for the entire match.
eat my entire ass.