Hearthpwn

I like how absolutely ever flamewalker mages i meet have thaurissan on 6 and the kill combo just after. Every time i meet this deck they have both flamewalker and both apprentice in the first 10 cards. I hate this game

How to counter the current autoplay meta:

Uninstall game.

Win.

You can't lose if you don't feed the AI. 

Hearthstone decks are the worse they've ever been. Total 1-sided bullshit with ridiculous synergies. Might as well just toss a coin to decide who wins. So incredibly glad I've not spent money on packs for years.

And all you LAME little fucks who need to use a greetings emote before lethal or whatever - seriously leave the emotes alone you spotty little virgins.

I lost on turn 4 to a combo priest.

Turn 4.  We were about 2 minutes in to the game.

Felt pretty bad.  The game was barely rolling along yet, and just like that... it was over.  I don't think that is the kind of experience that the makers of the game intended for anyone.

Games like that don't feel fair or fun.

You wonder why people rope you? Maybe because you BM emote, sucker

The card that I think should get nerf or HOF is MCT. Hate the card so much, 25% (which is all the time) win the game. With shaman, rogue, druid, and basically all the class is a safe 3 drop that has been too long in the game. Every time someone plays it, win the game. It is very frustrating and unfun.

I hope you die MCT!!  

Quitting HS until Standard returns back to normal. Evolve shaman is stupid broken.

I fucking hate Freeze Mage in all its forms. What a stupid mechanic. Prevent your opponent from doing anything, turn after turn, after turn. Just FOAD.

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I lost on turn 4 to a combo priest.

Turn 4.  We were about 2 minutes in to the game.

Felt pretty bad.  The game was barely rolling along yet, and just like that... it was over.  I don't think that is the kind of experience that the makers of the game intended for anyone.

Games like that don't feel fair or fun.

 This is exactly what the makers of the game have intended. They have long since abandoned thought and strategy in order to attract a new player base. New players found Hearthstone intimidating to start as they felt that veteran players had too much of a head start on them. Combine that with the fact that veterans paid for cards and expansions in gold instead of real money and Blizzard had a real problem on their hands. The solution was to manipulate the RNG effects to the point where a new player could play the game and compete with veteran players even with limited cards available. Hopefully then the new players keep playing and then spend real money. After all, it is a business. 

I dont care that it is not wise to insult others but if you remember playing as a quest druid playing against me as a combo priest and reading this thread please grow a pair of balls and accept that you have lost and stop sending friend requests to say to me to fuck off after I have worked my ass off just to play a bit.

There is no shame in losing and I will not tell your friends in the kindergarten that you lost...be a man for God's sake!

Imagine being so lame that you played quest or or evolve Shaman...

It would be awful to get to the end of the season knowing your rank was completely meaningless - poor, sad little fucks ( unless you hadn't made legend: then your inability to rank up with that cancer would mean you are fucking pathetic).

can't wait for this stupid "wild extension" to fuck off and go away again

seems really clear that actiblizz has no idea what to do between expansions

also the solo thing is most likely postponed a month for the same reason

if that wasn't the case the game would be pointless for like 2,5 months in between

Imagine playing shaman and be stuck at rank 5, you must suck big time

My goal for this game is to make an account called RumHam and play evolve Shaman and when my deck is about to win I'm going to use threaten emotes before lethal so my opponent can be completely certain that I'm a lame sad cocksucking little cum eater.

I really hope that username isn't taken by someone doing the same thing already. 

why has this event not ended? Ladder is 99.9% evolve shaman and Blizz wonder why this game is going down the shitter. Fuck me.

There's always an auto win deck that the lamest of the lame play because they are too stupid to pilot anything else - this expansion the award goes to anything Shaman - you pathetic little fucks.

This is like extremely rigged and fancy rock, paper, scissor game.

So many sad fucks playing quest/evolve Shaman or flame-walker Mage. I picture them all as effeminate drooling, masturbators, frantically tugging on their flaccid little noodles with one hand while stroking the emotes with the other. I like to see the best in people after all.