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I met like 3 flamewalker mages recently, they all got thaurissan on 6 and the kill combo on 7. I'm apparently committing the mistake of playing a deck that requires to have a brain.

 Unfortunately a brain is no longer required to play Hearthstone. You either get spoon fed perfect cards on curve or your opponent does. No thought or strategy necessary. 

 All you need is Fleshshaper+mutate early game than emote like fucking ****** and think you are the best player in the world

 It is amazing how morons can think "wow I am good at this!" because the game hands them perfect card after perfect card. 

Remember in "Welcome to Mooseport" when Gene Hackman thought he was a good golfer because every time he sliced a ball in the woods the secret service would throw it out on the fairway? Same thing. 

6-2 arena.  Game froze before i could finish a big turn that would've screwed my opponent and i couldn't recover.  The game has been freezing and having graphics glitches since the update.

going against a quest druid that used like 3 startfall, 2 swipe, 5 zeprhys and builded something like 30 or 40 armor and heal....
20 min of game for nothing....

I would give everything to have never known this shit game. It sincerely added more pain in my life than anything else.

Whoever made this new secret highlander paladin congrats you have outdone yourself this shit is degenerate as all fuck with favored matchups across the board RIP

Thank you for bringing Big Priest to Standard format, I really missed this degenerate ressurrection fuckfest.

druid double value on every card after turn 4. Fuck off

shaman double value for every card after turn 4-6 Fuck off

Priest everything OP Fuck off

I want to play against anything else than these 3 classes

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druid double value on every card after turn 4. Fuck off

shaman double value for every card after turn 4-6 Fuck off

Priest everything OP Fuck off

I want to play against anything else than these 3 classes

 

 And fuck Holy wrath Pala`s too. Why was Ice Block a problem and than print  Time Out!?

I was so excited to have some of these legendaries back in standard and I thought I could spend the most amount of time on ladder than I have in years and flamewaker has made me turn back to quests only on casual. Why did they bring that back? Did they not see how toxic it would make the experience with magic trick and ray of frost. Gutted.

Evolve is a completely busted card.  It's an auto-lose against any deck that can't answer with a full board wipe. Feels awful to play against!  Why they chose to bring it back when Shaman was already in a very strong position = ????   

Ne smijemo fufljati

Three times today I made it to rank 1, 5 stars. Each time I run into a Quest Shaman who gets the Desert Hare + Evolve combo on turn 4.

Each time I still come within 1-3 health of winning by about turn 7 or 8.

And each time I still lose.

You win Hearthstone. You win.

you should be ashamed for playing quest evolve shaman. My grandmother of 85 got to legend with it in one day

To all of you playing evolve/quest shaman: I really hope you have a slow and painful death.

Is it even fucking possible to get A SPELL in tomb of terror? 30 fucking boss kills and Im yet to see a SINGLE spell or a board clear in a bucket. Or to see a treasure A SINGLE time during 7-8 boss fight. Its not fun playing 35 minion decks 5 times in a row vs bosses who counter minion decks, not fun at all.

early legend, playing just some games to get the quest done due this shaman sjit meta. After the first game fleshsaper into butterhead I decided to autoconcede all games shamans as I don't care if I am legend 100 or 1000...Getting a game that is not shaman is harder than you would think...

To all the people who are salty and are not liking the game in its current state: JUST STOP PLAYING! It's that simple. Hit Blizzard where it hurts, and just stop playing altogether.

Great Meta guys: Fucking secret mage in wild (8 out of 10 recent games) and quest/evolve shaman in standard (6/6). See you next Expansion I am done until then.

Just played a quest shaman which evolved a minion into glynda crowskin and played a trillion of kobold lackeys with double battlecry the next turn and got otk at 24 hp bypassing everything on my board.
Of course i couldn't clear glynda due to all my boardclear wasted on preventing his fucking mongoloid hare and mogu spam for evolve.
Whoever this person is i hope he gets cancer.

Free arena ticket...I guess it could be fun.

30 cards picked. No removal/aoe of any kind. Majority of selections were picking the best of a bad bunch. 

First game over by turn 8 with a mage/rogue combo who had an answer to every one of my plays (which were on curve but just bad cards). 

Second match against priest/mage who again laughed off my early board with various deathrattle mech minions. I had no removal and therefore no chance.

Not going to play the third match. The free ticket has reminded me why I never play arena. Why anyone would pay to play it with gold or money is beyond comprehension. I feel ripped off having wasted time playing with the free ticket!