Hearthpwn

I'm done playing to win. Every time I find a high tier deck that I like I get fisted by RNG until I'm down at rank 10. I just lost to a control warrior who coined out his hero power on turn 1, but he played three copies of Armegadillo so why does it matter if he's a drooling idiot? From now on I'm just going to play meme decks and laugh at RNG no matter which way it goes.

Make a pay version of Hearthstone where every aspect of the game is not manipulated and the outcomes are not 100% predetermined and I will pay real money to play it. 

The fuck you are playing Murloc pally in casual for? Seriously are you that a precious snowflake that you don't want to risk your star? You get soooooo butthurt to go back to rank 20 with one of the most broken deck in the game? Bro your mum won't heat your hotpocket all your life, sometime you will have to get out of her basement to face the world,,,

EDIT: And a standard zoolock in casual wild... Now facing a priest, 90% it's a big priest. The hell is wrong with people?

EDIT AGAIN: It is un-fucking-believable that every time I'm close to a rank I get fucked by draw or rng. Very subtle with that, I have like 80% of my deck costing less than 4 mana and I get only my 6 to 10 mana cars in 5 turns...

Fuck control players, thinking they cool and hip. The most retarded decks ever.

Guaranteed rope, I will make Lifecoach seem a fast player when I play against control players.

As irritating as those retard who over and over try make out this game is rigged. That is hodor level shit yo.

Mogu Fleshshaper shouldn't exist and it's retarded.

Can we please get an autosquelsh? Nothing good will ever come from the emotes. So what's the point?

Playing fun interactive game. Clearing properly based on what cards my opponent could possibly have. Need one more turn to win,

zephrys

bloodlust

i lose.

fun Game,....

Sorry have to vent after the worst game. Every game tonight I’ve lost tonight has literally been through the worst luck. Last one for example. Hunter has a full board including king crush from brann. I brawl, obviously crush survives. I managed to clear but at low HP. Then he gets another king crush from hunters pack for exact lethal. I’m done 

I can't find a way to report a player on blizzard/heartstone website! I have a nice screenshot. I'm so salty..

So Im under 15% win rate with over 130 games played on rank 5 playing only meta decks. I must be the worst player ever with absolutely the worst luck in the gaming history. Added nice 1-11 to my record today.

Every Reno deck I’ve payed against on wild ladder has had Reno, Kazakus, and zephyrs by turn 6 this season.

Every single one.

i play a highlander deck to test it out and I hard mulligan for reno.

Ive had him by turn 6 a total of 3 times out of 28 games played,....

So I was memeing with Quest Warrior to get my quests done and I get matched against someone playing Zoo. Turn 7 arrives and I have my Quest completed, board control with 5 minions on my side and none on my opponent's side, over 20 health so I am pretty confident the game is finished. 

My opponent plays Raffam and I easily deal with him and increase my board with my Hero Power and put my opponent at 7 HP with 4 bombs in his deck. Next turn he casually plays a Godfrey he got from Raffam and clears my board. I go face with my weapon, put my opponent at 4 HP, add another bomb to his deck and play Clockwork Goblin with a Zilliax magnitized to clear Godfrey. On his turn 9 he plays Oondasta, clears my minion and...pulls King Krush from his hand and goes face. 

I have to finish the game quickly so I go face with another weapon (Lance), put my opponent at 2, but don't get the 2 dmg lackey so I HP twice hoping any of the 6 bombs in his deck finishes the job or my weapon does next turn. On his turn 10 he plays...Tirion and completely blocks my access to his face while threatening lethal next turn. With not much that I could do on my turn I hit Tirion with my Lance but obviously do not get the right lackey and pass hoping a bomb finally appears, but you guessed it, it does not. Game over.

Oh well, I guess the god of RNG really did not want me to win this one, too bad.

I can hardly even describe how tilted I got today. I'm trying to push to legend for the first time and I was one game away from rank 5. I lost that game and thought to myself, "Well that sucks but I bet I can still get to rank 5 tonight." OH BOY how wrong I was. I proceeded to lose 9 consecutive games and ended up in low rank 7. By the end of that loss streak I could literally feel heat radiating from my skin and alt f4ed as my opponent played Dinotamer Brann on 7 for lethal. I don't know why I kept pressing that play button to put myself through that torture and I don't know if anything will ever surpass the rage that I felt tonight. 

Anyway, thanks for reading my little rant and see you on ladder tomorrow

Quote from Pageturner >>

I am super salty. Here's my experience from the past two days. Got pretty unlucky. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-Get my opponent down to 1 health until a double battlecry Mind Control Tech steals my Tirion Fordring and Siamat, but NOT the four other Microbot tokens on the field.

-Have lethal next turn until my opponent uses Mutate on two Mogu Fleshshapers to get a double King Krush into my face.

-I have a Leeroy Jenkins with ten attack and Windfury, but my opponent had Vaporize... as a Shaman. Menacing Nimbus into Mana Cyclone will do that I guess. That's a 1/34 chance to get that Elemental and then another 1/38 chance to get that spell.

-Play Singleton Paladin 6 times without drawing Octosari ONCE. Play Murloc Paladin 4 times without drawing Prismatic Lens ONCE and one of those times BOTH WERE AT THE BOTTOM OF MY DECK! Play Combo Priest twice and don't draw Inner Fire ONCE.

-Accidentally mulliganed my Quest as a Shaman... but that's my own fault. 

-Double Duel! (because of Archmage Vargoth) pulls out my Sir Finley of the Sands and Zephyrs the Great. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOLY LIGHT" "BY THE HOL-"

 And why on Earth would you play duel in a Singleton paladin deck!?!?!

I don't see what the big deal is about Zephyrs. We all know that the game has been reading the board and spoon feeding perfect cards on curve for a long time. Now we just get to pick it ourselves. The only benefit is those morons that said that kind of programming was beyond Blizzard's capability are now silent. 

Quote from Notgoodgamer >>

I can hardly even describe how tilted I got today. I'm trying to push to legend for the first time and I was one game away from rank 5. I lost that game and thought to myself, "Well that sucks but I bet I can still get to rank 5 tonight." OH BOY how wrong I was. I proceeded to lose 9 consecutive games and ended up in low rank 7. By the end of that loss streak I could literally feel heat radiating from my skin and alt f4ed as my opponent played Dinotamer Brann on 7 for lethal. I don't know why I kept pressing that play button to put myself through that torture and I don't know if anything will ever surpass the rage that I felt tonight. 

Anyway, thanks for reading my little rant and see you on ladder tomorrow

 Blizzard has stated that their goal is an overall 50% win rate. You can't beat manipulated RNG. You don't play this game - you watch it. 

The worst part is that I remember when this game used to be good. 

I just lost with taunt warrior to a face rogue in 6 turns. Taunt warrior. Beyond ridiculous. 

This game is RNG trash. Have a shit player beat who is trading incorrectly and overall playing poorly. His pharaoh cat randomly gives him the reborn taunt that heals for three. He then topdecks all his answers while I can’t topdeck a closer.

games a joke, meant to keep children playing so they buy cards with their parents cash.

Guyths David Icke said to me the game is rigged, can I trust him. He is the same guy who talks about lizards controlling the world.

It's been 5 years. I don't mind Murloc Paladin being a thing, as it's literally just like any other aggro deck. But WHY must Murloc Paladin have some utterly fucking broken combo in EVERY meta that enables ridiculousness that is literally IMPOSSIBLE to counter unless you're playing a control deck? Considering Murloc Paladin decks NEVER run any cards that are more than 4 mana, they can just run Prismatic Lens and Tip the Scales for a 4 or less mana Tip the Scales that's virtually guaranteed every single game on turn 5. The ONLY counter to is to play a control deck and PRAY that you have the answers you need in time, which brings me to my next rant...

Why are control matchups 30+ minutes long and frustrating AF. It's like there's absolutely NO middle ground. It's either guaranteed board clears on every single turn or absolutely no ability to clear a board even if you wanted to. When these scenarios are present, there's literally NO skill involved in this game anymore. It's just a game of RNG matchups. If you play control, you beat aggro. If you play combo you beat control. If you play aggro you beat combo. Can we PLEASE just get a fucking game where the matchups are more equal and we can actually BOTH have a chance at winning if we play better than our opponent?

Edit: The purpose of my rant is if you want to enable aggro decks, make them aggro decks. When you enable a COMBO for an aggro deck, in essence it becomes a hybrid deck capable of beating EVERYTHING. That's the very definition of an imbalanced deck. So, either balance the other classes to level the playing field and give them equally broken "aggro" combos or disable Paladin's stupid combos.