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SUK MY DICK LUNAS POCKEY GALAXY AND EVERY PLAYER WHO PLAYS IT. THE MOST UNFAIR CARD EVER. PLAY THIS AND WIN. I WILL NOT STOOP TO PLAYING MINDLESS AGGRO TO COUNTER IT. FIX THE GAME BLIZZARD AND SUCK MY FAT FUCKING COCK WHILE U DO IT U BASTARDS. JEEZ WHAT A JOKE. WEEK 2 AND THE META IS SOLVEDE. 

GUESS WHAT, ITS STILL WARRIOR AND FUCKING MAGE AND HUNTER. WTF

JOKE. FUK U GUYS. FUKL.

I've been getting rotten luck with the railroads tavern brawl. I get average cards and many Arena Patron level bad cards, but my opponent gets, I kid you not, Ragnaros the Firelord and Frost Lich Jaina.

I will say, the best luck I've gotten was from getting tons of bad cards. Meat Wagon + Summoning Stone and To My Side! actually gave me the win for one of the games.

FUCK QUEST PALADIN

FUCK AGGRO

FUCK HUNTER, FUCKING BRAINLESS CANCER CLASS

FUCK YOU ALL AND THIS FUCKING GAME

I used Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron for the second time ever. 

Tracking, Myra's Unstable Element x2, Arcane Intellect, Book of Specters, and other cards that also didn't help. I knew RNG with Yogg-Saron practically never goes well but... this is just insulting.

FUCK THAT FUCKING HEAL PRIEST

FUCK CANCER MURLOC PALADIN

FUCK THIS FUCKING META

I REGRET EVERY FUCKING SECOND FOR BUYING A SINGLE PRE-ORDER IN THIS BULLSHIT FUCKING GAME

FUCKING CANCER PLAYERS, FUCK YOU ALL FUCKING BRAINLESS FUCKING BITCHES WITH CANCER DECKS

FUCK YOU

I'M SO FUCKING MAD WITH THIS FUCKING GAME, EVERY FUCKING SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE GETTING ANGRY WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT GAME

FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPS LOCK TOO, A BIG FUCK YOU, I DONT FUCKING CARE

warrior can smorc too now. Fuck this sick dev who decided that warrior has to be the most OP class. Burn in hell fucking fat bastards.

This constant catering to aggro and midrange-aggro. Every deck should have pros and cons and it used to be if you vomited your hand you had to deal with having no hand.. but for whatever reason they decided to get rid of that con.

It seems that decision making has been taken out this game entirely. There were some decks in the past that required thought and deck understanding to really make them shine. However, the game has slowly transcended into a plague of faceroll decks which require you not to think but to instead spend a great deal of money. Every deck (more or less) requires pivotal legendaries in order to maximise your chances of winning. Additionally, these decks also tend to play themselves since the legendaries (and epic and rares) do the leg work for the player i.e. Dr Boom, lunas pocket galaxy etc. In the past you could get away with not having all the cards for a specific deck but due to power creep it’s simply no longer feasible. For example, leeroy can be replaced with a similar charge minion with 1 less damage. But how do you replace Dr Boom, Shudderwock, prismatic lens, lich Jaina, and so on. 

Additionally, It just dawned on me that in order for someone new to game to be competitive you would need to spend a ridiculous amount of money to be able to play the best decks. How does blizzard justify that? 

Yesterday was my limit, I decided to open the hearthstone just for quests and play ONLY 5 matches/day.

In the fucking first match, THE FIRST, A FUCKING SECRET HUNTER.

THAT FUCKING BITCH USED ABOUT  20 FUCKING SECRETS IN THE ENTIRE GAME, HOW CAN BE THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?

HE WAS HIGHLANDER! HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU PLAY 20 FUCKING SECRETS IN A FUCKING HIGHLANDER DECK?

HE USED 3 OF THAT FUCKING "3 MANA RECEIVE 3 CARDS", 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN A FUCKING HIGHLANDER DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME

A BIG FUCK YOU TO THAT FUCKING SECRET RNG FUCKING CANCER PLAYER

THIS IS ENOUGH FOR ME, ENOUGH, UNINSTALLED HS FROM MY LIFE AND I HOPE GOD NEVER LET ME COME BACK TO THIS FUCKING GARBAGE GAME.

AND ONE MORE LAST THING:

FUCK YOU 

Quote from Hedwyn_nl >>

Yesterday was my limit, I decided to open the hearthstone just for quests and play ONLY 5 matches/day.

In the fucking first match, THE FIRST, A FUCKING SECRET HUNTER.

THAT FUCKING BITCH USED ABOUT  20 FUCKING SECRETS IN THE ENTIRE GAME, HOW CAN BE THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE?

HE WAS HIGHLANDER! HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU PLAY 20 FUCKING SECRETS IN A FUCKING HIGHLANDER DECK?

HE USED 3 OF THAT FUCKING "3 MANA RECEIVE 3 CARDS", 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN A FUCKING HIGHLANDER DECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME

A BIG FUCK YOU TO THAT FUCKING SECRET RNG FUCKING CANCER PLAYER

THIS IS ENOUGH FOR ME, ENOUGH, UNINSTALLED HS FROM MY LIFE AND I HOPE GOD NEVER LET ME COME BACK TO THIS FUCKING GARBAGE GAME.

AND ONE MORE LAST THING:

FUCK YOU 

 Dude may I hire you for my company - i LOVE your temper!!!! <3

I almost always squelch, but when I forget, it never fails that some toxic Hearthstone player will Thank me after they win. Lucky for them, this game is played over the internet.

Two things today.

Fuck all you Control Warriors farming fucking casual today. You people belong in the same hell as Big Priest players.

A super Duper fuck you to the Rogue player that roped every single turn. If you are that bad of a player that you need to hope for your opponent to concede out of boredom so you can win, well that just makes you a pathetic loser.

Puzzle Box of Yogg Faggot should be banned from arena. I was just kicking a Mage's ass and he whoops out that bullshit to save him. Not a fair card at all in arena. 

The shaman and the paladin quests are dumb. Paladin's reword is too powerful given the cards available. Perhaps it should be a 1/1 copy, but really the quest design is poor. The shaman is worse because it's so easy to spam cheap battlecry minions, complete the quest for free in to time, and basically double the impact of the rest of your deck. It's basically like having the upgraded hero power from the beginning in odd/even decks but worse.

Quote from Lsmile2 >>

Several synergies are too powerful.

Battlecry quest and lackeys.

Prisma and 7 murlocs.

Dr.Boom and mechs.

Conjure and giants.

 Completely agree. And for some reason they intended these?? All of these pre-existing cards were good enough on their own to be played in certain decks, but they released new cards to make them completely broken. This is not the same as indirectly buffing bad cards. Lackey were pretty good already, so why make a quest where they are both the key to completing the quest easily, then the reward is you get twice as many and each of those is twice as effective?

Losing to a zephyrs topdeck when you have the game won is completely demoralizing. Why even play the game when the game just randomly picks the best card for you. Complete and utter no skill garbage.

Sure, all things are perfectly balanced: Opponent (Shaman) vs Me (Priest)

Turn 1 Me: Activate the Obelisk

Turn 1 Opponent: Murloc Tidecaller, The Coin, Murloc Tidecaller

Turn 2 Me: Pass

Turn 2 Opponent: Fishflinger (gives me Coldlight Seer) hits face for 5

Turn 3 Me: Plays Coldlight Seer and pass

Turn 3 Opponent: Plays Bluegill Warrior, Plays Grimscale Oracle, hits face for 18 damage

Turn 3.5 Me: Bottom right

Yep.

Can these Highlander Hunters just chill out with their face of 5 secrets?

I'm so good with Reno Mage... fml :(

I guess something have to be done with Northshire Cleric and Prismatic Lens.

Just fuck this fucking one drop that draw the whole deck and this fucking spell card that win you the game. Fucking brainless cards.