fuck control warrior pussyfags FUCK THEM , FUCK THEM ALL. I never was so enraged by another deck, this shit has gone too far FUCK YOU WARRIORS IN GENERAL , FUCK YOU MORE AT THE MOMENT.
It's official Hearthstone is dead and more in the wild because Brann + the new legendary highlander shit is broken, they always play the same decks in wild, Big Gay, Rogue Nzhit ft. oracle gay mill, warlock mana trap Demon highlander or copies, mage Shitssion with gigants arcanes or exodia pure, Shitderwock of all the stupidest homosexual forms. Wild is forbidden the fun of new decks because these decks overshadow any deck, Blizzard adds a way to block heroes in casual to not find this shit.
Okay, so this might sound a bit harsh, but I think every Big Priest 'player' in casual should be castrated. And not with this fancy new chemical castration stuff either - no-no, oldey style, chop-fucking-chop.
This last set for me just completely sucks... it feels like every set they print a few cool and useful cards and all the rest of the cards make very little sense...
Personally I have a utility perspective so unless a card is useful I don’t consider that card successful...
It becomes a problem when they consistently print useful and good cards for one class and consistently print useless cards for other classes...
Also I would rather them buff useless cards rather than have them make useful cards useless as well...
Two consecutive Control Warrior matches with first Dr. Boom being last 3rd, second Dr. Boom being the very last card while both of my opponents played it on curve.
It was probably the worst one hour of gaming experience in my life.
I realize it's early days for the new meta, but I am already unimpressed.
The most powerful decks remain Control Warrior (boring, and made stronger with the taunt package), Conjurer's Mage (unbelievably, now equipped with a secret that clears the board vs. aggro), and the newest cancer of them all, Murloc Paladin (Prismatic Lens on turn 4 = almost certain victory.)
And of course, Mech Hunter is back and as disgusting as ever.
It does not appear that many new archetypes are going to make it to tier 1. I predict within another week or so we're back to almost the same place we were before the expansion launched. With the notable exception of Murloc Paladin. Ugh.
MAN fucking hunter with unlimited damage every fuckin turn. make it stop remove all the fucking braindead hero cards from standard except jaraxxus. SIGH.
Play sightly off meta deck>? Get fucking rolled over, if anything hunturds deserved a trash secret not another "I don't care about minionhplol autokill" Atleast Snipe is balanced.
I'm so sick of the cards which punish HARD anything above 4-5 crystal like seriously we're stuck forever in the play only under 3 mana minions or get fuck most of the time.
OK, I know that this is mostly me tilting, but there HAS TO BE something wrong with today.
I was at R3, steadily climbing since the beginning of this season. Yesterday, went on a win streak with what I believe is the most broken deck of all-time: Control Warrior. And then I started losing a few games, so I figured, OK, I'm bored with the deck anyway, let's switch it up a little bit. Kept losing. Came back to Warrior, same. Everyone with the nuttiest draws while there I was waiting for a Warpath. Mages with the most ridiculous Conj openings. Mech Hunters with a perfect curve. Murloc Paladins with 1 mana Tip the Scales. Said fuck this shit I'll try this highrolling piece of shit deck. I Prismatic Lens'ed into Tip the Scales and Chef Nomi..
Long story short, 11 games loss streak and back to R5 floor.
This game would be perfect fun if Control Warrior didn't exist. Fuck this deck. Fuck Dr. Boom.
70% WR. It's bullshit that this can exist in this game and noone does anything about it. I'm not wasting another 40 minutes fuck this
f2p btw
again: F U C K C O N T R O L W A R R I O R
f2p btw
fuck control warrior pussyfags FUCK THEM , FUCK THEM ALL. I never was so enraged by another deck, this shit has gone too far FUCK YOU WARRIORS IN GENERAL , FUCK YOU MORE AT THE MOMENT.
It's official Hearthstone is dead and more in the wild because Brann + the new legendary highlander shit is broken, they always play the same decks in wild, Big Gay, Rogue Nzhit ft. oracle gay mill, warlock mana trap Demon highlander or copies, mage Shitssion with gigants arcanes or exodia pure, Shitderwock of all the stupidest homosexual forms. Wild is forbidden the fun of new decks because these decks overshadow any deck, Blizzard adds a way to block heroes in casual to not find this shit.
Tempo rogues all over the place again... play something new ffs. F U.
Okay, so this might sound a bit harsh, but I think every Big Priest 'player' in casual should be castrated. And not with this fancy new chemical castration stuff either - no-no, oldey style, chop-fucking-chop.
wow mech hunter in wild with no new cards, you must be proud of yourself you idiot
the new expansion is so great guys, yeah!
If you sum all the extra chromosomes from people playing control warrior you could make another human being from scratch every ten games of ranked.
Between this and 2k armor drood, the fun has no limit.
This game is so fun until you get to rank 15 or lower where all the tryhard netdeckers are packed.
This last set for me just completely sucks... it feels like every set they print a few cool and useful cards and all the rest of the cards make very little sense...
Personally I have a utility perspective so unless a card is useful I don’t consider that card successful...
It becomes a problem when they consistently print useful and good cards for one class and consistently print useless cards for other classes...
Also I would rather them buff useless cards rather than have them make useful cards useless as well...
https://hsreplay.net/replay/3vpNErSagaBiQL3GNDRUQk
https://hsreplay.net/replay/uxvXrHiSwTqBvotJRjaEUJ
Two consecutive Control Warrior matches with first Dr. Boom being last 3rd, second Dr. Boom being the very last card while both of my opponents played it on curve.
It was probably the worst one hour of gaming experience in my life.
Oh and, arena is disgusting at the moment.
Fuck you mech hunter players, new set, new cards they still play this cancer without new cards, whats wrong with them???
I realize it's early days for the new meta, but I am already unimpressed.
The most powerful decks remain Control Warrior (boring, and made stronger with the taunt package), Conjurer's Mage (unbelievably, now equipped with a secret that clears the board vs. aggro), and the newest cancer of them all, Murloc Paladin (Prismatic Lens on turn 4 = almost certain victory.)
And of course, Mech Hunter is back and as disgusting as ever.
It does not appear that many new archetypes are going to make it to tier 1. I predict within another week or so we're back to almost the same place we were before the expansion launched. With the notable exception of Murloc Paladin. Ugh.
MAN fucking hunter with unlimited damage every fuckin turn. make it stop remove all the fucking braindead hero cards from standard except jaraxxus. SIGH.
Play sightly off meta deck>? Get fucking rolled over, if anything hunturds deserved a trash secret not another "I don't care about minionhplol autokill" Atleast Snipe is balanced.
I'm so sick of the cards which punish HARD anything above 4-5 crystal like seriously we're stuck forever in the play only under 3 mana minions or get fuck most of the time.
So tired of the mindless net decking plebs
OK, I know that this is mostly me tilting, but there HAS TO BE something wrong with today.
I was at R3, steadily climbing since the beginning of this season. Yesterday, went on a win streak with what I believe is the most broken deck of all-time: Control Warrior. And then I started losing a few games, so I figured, OK, I'm bored with the deck anyway, let's switch it up a little bit. Kept losing. Came back to Warrior, same. Everyone with the nuttiest draws while there I was waiting for a Warpath. Mages with the most ridiculous Conj openings. Mech Hunters with a perfect curve. Murloc Paladins with 1 mana Tip the Scales. Said fuck this shit I'll try this highrolling piece of shit deck. I Prismatic Lens'ed into Tip the Scales and Chef Nomi..
Long story short, 11 games loss streak and back to R5 floor.
I think I'm done.
ONE fucking game, just one when my opponent isnt steamrollin me would be rly good. Random my fucking ass, bs all the way
Dont you want a balloon, Georgie?
If you wait until after you've won to quickly "greet" your opponent, you are a f*cking piece of sh*t pussy.