Hearthpwn

Why the fuck am I so bad at card games. I'm playing like for 20 years and never win more than once or twice in draft/arena.

Idk why big priest players at rank 20 are scared to accept my friend request post game. Like I'm only doing them a favor by being the only friend they have, even if its for me to tell them why they're cancer. I just wanna give them a piece of my fucking mind cause losing to big priest is probably the only thing that's worse than losing to even shaman.

indeed man fucking unskilled retards

I despise the tedious and predictable inevitability of Wild Shudderwock Shaman almost as much as Big Priest now. The only exception is, I always concede to Big Priests (or go away to do some stuff and rope the fuckers to eternity), but with these twats you delude yourself into thinking you might stand a small chance with your janky deck if you're fast enough. WRONG. You never stand a damn chance. Shitterwock should have been a fucking spell or a hero card to give you one insane value burst, like Zul'jin does (even that one is relatively healthy compared to the JAWS THAT BITE etc.), but NEVER allowed to be exploited into infinite fucking loops, especially considering the Shaman's ever-increasing defensive arsenal. Although what can you expect from the braindead developers who gave us Baku, Patches, Keleseth and other fun and interactive designs.

Shudderwock Shamans and Mech Warrior seems to be today's theme. Two autopilot decks with win conditions at the end of the game (which are more or less unavoidable). So much fun to play against. If you want to win you've got to be prepared to pay 45mins for admission. Who has that much time? Only the bellends who play these decks.

Also to throw my hat into the streamers discussion. What happened to the days when people read books, watched films, went outside etc? Call me old fashioned but there must be more to life that watching some kid play a video game? At the very least just play it yourself!! 

The world we live in is a fucked up place. We have Trump as the president of the US. Boris as the PM in he UK. And kids with dyed hair earning millions playing video games with more kids watching him or her play. And while this is all going on there are climatic disasters, huge populations of people starving to death, and wars being fought. 

Well, that escalated quickly ^_^

why don't simply remove priest from the game? it's fucking toxic 

How I wish the fun was not forbidden in HS. 25 rank, bomb warrior, then zoo.

Just played shudderwock shaman for the 6th time today. Whilst spamming emotes throughout the entire match this player managed to get no less than 7 hexs and 5 witches brew and of course rolled elysiana.

Prior to that I played a mage/giants/cyclone/etc/etc. Hearthstone is a delight at the moment.

Also every hunter mech deck now runs leroy for added banter. 

I wish degenerate who made Dr. Boom hero will never have any joy in his life.

5 Big Priests today. Beat 4 of them, but they still make me hate the game, please nerf this bullshit luck-fest deck

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5 Big Priests today. Beat 4 of them, but they still make me hate the game, please nerf this bullshit luck-fest deck

 If you dont kill them by turn 6 you are more or less fucked. And the ladder is full of them. So for me it kills the joy to play in Wild as I'm not too keen on playing aggro decks. I usually concede when I see Barnes or a Shadow Essence, but sometimes the matchmaking will put me against 4 or 5 in a row, which basically removes any will to play. For sure it removed my will to preorder.

Hadn't really hoped it was necessary to get back to this...

But extreme tilt gives birth to extreme rage... Thus, all little Aggro Sheeps will not be roped on every single turn for the full duration of our game... Atleast i can save someone else the pain while holding on too this little worthless bug...

Fuck all those cunts who play ladder decks in casual

it‘s good to see shudderwock decks coming back. great job, blizzard.

This game and matchmaking is bullshit. I didn't face a single mage until now and suddenly four in a row. FOUR!!! And it was a pretty close matches as well, it mostly came down to not drawing bombs. Fuckin' milion bombs in their deck, they even draw like retards on 2 HP, still no punish...

And still there are fu**ers who play ladder decks in casual!!!

Go f**k yourselfs….just play ladder then and leave casual for testing some new shit!!

Not so much salt as I never intended to win, but the asshats BMing me while obviously playing a meme deck to finish a quest is pretty annoying.

You would think that not seeing a minion by turn 5 would clue you in that I’m not there to win, but just cast as many spells as I can for the quota. In fact, they should be embarrassed that they couldn’t kill me by turn 5.

Well......since I’m here though...........It must take a special kind of masochist to play Res Priest in Wild. A deck that clearly isn’t top tier, and loses more than it wins in general, but still persists. I just envision some total basement dweller pinching his erect nipples with satisfaction as he can finally pull off his win condition after losing prior multiple matches. Those seem like the players that are into BDSM.

They should never have madeConjurer's Calling a Twinspell!!! God I hate that card!!!

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