Hearthpwn

Just encountered the most retarded deck of the year – fucking "shuffle your deck till the opponent dies of old age" warlock. That motherlover used Plot Twist at least 5 times. The game was stalling for 40+ fucking minutes. Augmented Elekk, Plot Twist, Doomsayer, Augmented Elekk, Plot Twist, Destroy All Creatures, Augmented Elekk, Plot Twist, Aranasi Broodmother, Aranasi Broodmother, Aranasi Broodmother.

GRAAAAAAH!!!!

Dear Team 5,
Force of Nature was never the problem.
It was always Savage Roar

Sincerely,
A guy who lost to 7 Agro Druids in a row.

These warriors....scrared little fucks who even run execute and bgh on top all their other removal...remove boom from the class and mech tag from the devastator 

Wow this warrior at rank 4, coins, armor up. Why would you ever do that? The bad thing is, he still wins. How fucking retarded this class is...

Blizzard, you made everything so that I would lose to this exodia mage, slowest possible start and literally every "RNG" spell he got was aoe freeze. I wish that person who made such an incredible keyword would have chills for the rest of his life.

Oh Big Priest in casual. Here comes a new low. And spamming with that. I mean how sad do  you have to be?

Quote from ReinVos >>

Thank you Blizzard, for stroking my ego. You are so concerned with my dominance on wild ladder that you pair me against Big Priests that always have Barnes on 4. And when my wintate still doesn't drop I can always count on you guys to up the stakes and always make Barnes summon Y'Shaarj. If that's what it takes, launching nuclear bombs because I'm too skilled at knife fights, that's cool.

 I played 16 of them last 3 days, around 8 have had Barnes. That deck needs to get deleted completely and people who play it should probably get jail time.

Yeah...

Casual gets better and better.

Thank God we have this game mode other than ladder.

Yeah...

Underbelly Angler was a fucking mistake.

Truth

Anyone who think it's fun to have a game decided by turn 3, and opponent dead by turn 5 - needs to get their goddamn mental state checked...

Ah seems that school is over so I get all the fragile kids are hoping in casual playing the top tier decks and BMing like there is no tomorrow. I can understand. Must be tough being bullied because your mom is the notorious village whore and because you are being overweight. So ok I'll let you spam your emotes. It's all right.

I'VE PLAYED 7 GAMES TODAY AND DRAWN PATCHES IN 5 OF OUT OF 7 BY TURN 2 WHILE RETARD QUEST MAGES DISCOVER 14 RNG FREEZE EFFECTS TO JUST OTK YOU FOR IF THEY HAVENT ALREADY DONE THAT WITH FLAMEWAKER.

AND CAN WE PLEASE KILL VAROGTH, MAGES TAKING 3-4 TURNS IN A ROW OR STUPID ASS BIG PRIEST SHIT IS THE REASON I NEVER PLAY THIS DUMBASS GAME FOR MORE THAN 2 WEEKS IN A ROW

Quote from jferrante831 >>

I'VE PLAYED 7 GAMES TODAY AND DRAWN PATCHES IN 5 OF OUT OF 7 BY TURN 2 WHILE ****** QUEST MAGES DISCOVER 14 RNG FREEZE EFFECTS TO JUST OTK YOU FOR IF THEY HAVENT ALREADY DONE THAT WITH FLAMEWAKER.

AND CAN WE PLEASE KILL VAROGTH, MAGES TAKING 3-4 TURNS IN A ROW OR STUPID ASS BIG PRIEST SHIT IS THE REASON I NEVER PLAY THIS DUMBASS GAME FOR MORE THAN 2 WEEKS IN A ROW

 It's like Blizzard can't nerf 1 fucking thing that matters, fuck big priest and cyclone mage, they honestly make me not want to play wild at all, those decks are for people that are so stupid they can't tie their fucking shoes

If you play Big Priest or Cyclone Mage you deserve to rot 6 feet under, I sincerely hope some tragedy of epic proportions hits you in the next few weeks, even sooner if possible, degenerates

Why is it that whenever a priest deck appears it's broken and requires -40 neurones to be played? Anyone facing resurrect broken You can't do anything against priest?

I'm really mad that I only play against  Resurrect priest or cyclone mage... It's not fun! And oh, if I dare to play mage Blizzard will make sure I get the worst cards so I can get stomped by a top of the class no brains murloc shaman... I guess this month I'm not hitting legend whatsoever...

Quote from Secmeton >>

Underbelly Angler was a fucking mistake.

 It was fine when I used it two seasons ago to get 1st legend with Shaman...Now it needs to go or be nerfed to 3 mana or be a 2/2 or even 2/1. Coin Angler is game over a lot of games

4 times in a row "control shaman" vs "control warrior" - 30 minutes loses games.

EDIT:
 6 games between 10 and 12.. 5 control warrior 2 token druid. How that possible?

I am sick and tired of losing to this bullshit, fuck vargoth, fuck all you pussies that play big priest and fuck blizzard for always nerfing the wrong shit