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If I want to make some quick ranks I have the best chance using Mech Hunter. Luckily the deck is so fucking boring to play it hurts and damages my brain cells.

Why would you even want to play a deck my blind, dementing grandmother 0f 87 can play to legend by just pressing green buttons and aim at face?

Quote from Dingir >>

I honestly cannot fucking understand why there is not even a word about nerfing Omega Devastator at Blizzard. That card is a complete joke. A Chillwind Yeti that is a mech and shooting fucking Pyroblasts at minions.
 I would be totally OK if I would have to face it max. 2 times/ match. But the real problem is Dr. fucking Boom.
So it ALSO has Rush, and you can discover it infinitely. Sounds fun?

The other day I lost a match to Control Warrior. I just gave up after he played 7 Omega Devastators with Rush. SEVEN.
The only "downside" of the card that it can only be played on turn 10. Until that, Warrior has endless tools to deal with your stuff.
I am totally fine with Control Warrior but it is powerful enough without this completely bullshit.


But sure, this makes no sense, no nerf required. Let's just fucking nuke Rogue and Druid to outer space, making them almost unplayable.
Is anyone understands Blizzard's nerfing policy?

 Yeah, that is fucking stupid. I never had 7 against me, but 4 is not unusual. Apart from that:

-their bombs always land on top

-they always have rover on turn 1

-they always win brawls

they always have boom on 7, the good ones even coin him out on 6.

Can't make up my mind which I dislike more, warrior or even more braindead mechhunter

Blizzard, when are you going to send Dr. Retras to the Hall of Fame? That of the mechs have rush breaks the fucking game, in fact it is the only viable control deck because the other classes do not endure aggression and they do not have as much healing good but not enough armor. Also the pool of standard mechs are few and that most are good thanks to the rush.

Another thing, please do not bring more tokens, I will hate the next meta if you are only going to do pure tokens.

Also another thing, why not nerf the Big Priest? Maybe they do not want it because it is their favorite deck of some developers, that their developers are very sensitive and stupid that they do not want to waste of that decks, surely use that deck to become a legend only do not even try other decks, that's my theory.

This game needs zero fucking skill. Rng shitfest

Ooohhh Another day of pick this deck go up against that deck, don't you all just love it when you pick this and you get that WOOOOOO!

I thought this game was suppose to be all even steven 50/50 on all match ups. Nowadays it feels like every deck I play just gets facerolled by brain dead nettards because of their billion board clears they have in their deck.

Had a nice streak going with my random nomi control warrior until I was matched against bomb warrior 5 (!) matches in a row against all different opponents.

About 8% of all decks are bomb warrior. Don't worry, matchmaking in hearthstone is completely random.

idk, seems like ever since HSreplay became the dominant goto hearthstone site, seems like I pick a deck to play and I go up against the deck that has the absolute nuts against me, most of the time, it's big priest 7 games in a row. You know what i would like, if HSreplay packed up their site and call it a day and shut it down. I swear this game will feel a lot better to play.

mech hunter is absolute fucking cancer and magnetic was a mistake

I can't stand to face mech hunter in casual anymore, how can you be so fucking cancer? How?

FUCK YOU, MAGGOT.

Quote from Hedwyn_nl >>

I can't stand to face mech hunter in casual anymore, how can you be so fucking cancer? How?

FUCK YOU, MAGGOT.

 I got one in Casual Wild, that was playing standard mid range hunter. It boggles my mind. First playing in casual a top deck, well ok. But why go in wild for that? I was doing a quest so yeah my deck was, sub optimal to say the least. It did not BM though. That's a start.

Eh Russians being Russian. Played a big priest. He was lucky he added me after. Like is there any Russians here that can explain why 90% of the people who will act like that have Cyrillic in their names?

EDIT: This is infuriating. I was 19-3 with my priest (inner fire). I had not seen any odd pally. None. This morning I see one, two, three, four in a row. And obviously I lose to them all because sure I need my Drakonids turn two and three...

Dr. Boom hero is still a fucked up OP card.

I have never seen such a scripted game as this scripted garbage. People please, send Blizzard a message and stop playing this scripted shit, because you're only wasting your time hoping they'll change and/or improve it otherwise.

Let me make a joke

Someone who plays jade idol

I enjoy this game, I really do. I play mainly Wild because I don't mind powerful cards and decks and I like playing dumb decks that can win (which is pretty hard to have in Standard), but what I do fucking hate are annoying, bullshit broken cards that make stupid decks work. Blizzard really needs to start nerfing correct cards. Shit likeMana Cyclone should definitely get nerfed (Dane mentioned it should be around 5 mana which I agree with considering Elemental Evocation exists). Big Priest shouldn't even fucking exist, nerf Resurrect and Eternal Servitude instead of "considering" about butchering Barnes and giving that degenerate archetype more support. Mana Wyrm gets nerfed but Underbelly Angler is fine? I thought snowballing early game minions were a problem in your eyes Blizzard? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit and lying.

I'm at 11 life, the guy has three cards, Frostbolt, ice lance x2. Yeah ok.

EDIT: Why is it that if I'm one win away from a rank floor I get the most random deck against me that exactly counters me?

If you're reading this and you play fucking standard top meta decks in fucking Wild, get cancer.

I sincerely hope that you end up alone and unloved, I truly hope you never experience joy ever again.

Again, get cancer and eat ass.

I really f**king hate how often the random matchmaker matches me with the deck I am playing for the first time.

Thank you Blizzard, for stroking my ego. You are so concerned with my dominance on wild ladder that you pair me against Big Priests that always have Barnes on 4. And when my wintate still doesn't drop I can always count on you guys to up the stakes and always make Barnes summon Y'Shaarj. If that's what it takes, launching nuclear bombs because I'm too skilled at knife fights, that's cool.