Hearthpwn

Quote from DeWitt >>

Hey, hey Blizzard, yes you  Blizzard PLEASEEEEEE NERF BIG PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do something, what else do yo need to kill that deck? please Blizzard show mercy

 You're wasting your breath. Blizz have proven time and time again that they have no intention of killing Big Priest. In fact, they've been buffing it. 

I need to say this, but what a f****** shitty month this was on ladder. 

Played around 200 games and I've been stuck at rank 5 all month long. I mean, I usually grind to 3 or 2 at this rate but this month, everything plays at 50% W/R except those stupid mech hunters. 

I'm going crazy. It's healthy for the meta, I guess, but everything feels like a crapshoot. 

Can't wait for the new cards to shake things up, it's stuck right now. 

That's it. I've fought it for years now because generally I'm not a cunt but you've got me Blizzard, I'll play fucking Big Priest. It's what you want, I know, so congrats.

Quote from Shiny >>

That's it. I've fought it for years now because generally I'm not a cunt but you've got me Blizzard, I'll play fucking Big Priest. It's what you want, I know, so congrats.

 you wont play it long. It general is takes a certain kind of person to play the same fucking deck for years. Takes a very very special person to play that particular priest deck for a long amount of time. I used to amin priest and played a lot of reno priest(usually with dragons or cthun) and i made big reno not too long ago but didnt farm with it. That shit gets boring quick.

I just played a druid at 8-2 who played:

Turn 1 clockwork gnome

Turn 2 mechwarper

Turn 3 Piloted Shreder

Turn 4 Wargear + Mecharoo

Turn 5 mechwarper and something else idk

Like jesus

Arena is some next Level Rng Bullshit now. Especially mage is so much fun to play against now.

Quote from KingCarnage >>

Quote from Shiny >>

That's it. I've fought it for years now because generally I'm not a cunt but you've got me Blizzard, I'll play fucking Big Priest. It's what you want, I know, so congrats.

 you wont play it long. It general is takes a certain kind of person to play the same fucking deck for years. Takes a very very special person to play that particular priest deck for a long amount of time. I used to amin priest and played a lot of reno priest(usually with dragons or cthun) and i made big reno not too long ago but didnt farm with it. That shit gets boring quick.

It's a weird deck to play, that's for sure.

For one thing, the meta changes dramatically when you play it, I'm seeing decks I barely see otherwise. That's not tin foil hat shit, that's a demonstrable fact.

Secondly, wins and losses are ENTIRELY random. And I do mean ENTIRELY. 100% of the time. Either way has nothing to do with me, it's all RNG. It's impossible to get salty OR feel good about winning, I had virtually no part in it.

Quote from Aaelar >>

 

I just played a druid at 8-2 who played:

Turn 1 clockwork gnome

Turn 2 mechwarper

Turn 3 Piloted Shreder

Turn 4 Wargear + Mecharoo

Turn 5 mechwarper and something else idk

Like jesus

 Next game that druid probably sat for the first 5 turns with useless cards. Blizzard has to maintain that 50% win rate average. 

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Quote from KingCarnage >>

Quote from Shiny >>

That's it. I've fought it for years now because generally I'm not a cunt but you've got me Blizzard, I'll play fucking Big Priest. It's what you want, I know, so congrats.

 you wont play it long. It general is takes a certain kind of person to play the same fucking deck for years. Takes a very very special person to play that particular priest deck for a long amount of time. I used to amin priest and played a lot of reno priest(usually with dragons or cthun) and i made big reno not too long ago but didnt farm with it. That shit gets boring quick.

It's a weird deck to play, that's for sure.

For one thing, the meta changes dramatically when you play it, I'm seeing decks I barely see otherwise. That's not tin foil hat shit, that's a demonstrable fact.

Secondly, wins and losses are ENTIRELY random. And I do mean ENTIRELY. 100% of the time. Either way has nothing to do with me, it's all RNG. It's impossible to get salty OR feel good about winning, I had virtually no part in it.

 100% this. I either fact mega-face decks that destroy me before I draw a minion or I get a God draw and get Catrina on turn 8 and Vargoth doubles my resurrect on turn 9. Either way I have nothing to do with the outcome. I am actually of the opinion that goes for all decks these days. Too many perfect draws to be random. 

Getting tired of, play a card win the game i.e. Zul'Jin or Boom. Where's the fun in that? Oh let's give only two classes a broken card, seems fair and balanced! 

EDIT: And if you win just do it. I see the guy has lethal, ok I let him play, and 99% will just empty their hand or spam emotes. Like just win and move on. Fucking hell this community is full of bullied virgins. 

The amount of times I get beaten by an opponent who netdecks his only out is fucking disgusting, especially when they've already played all the cards in their hand, and it's blatantly obvious that the script is favouring netdeckers. Fuck this game and fuck the developers for making it like this.

E.g. My opponent plays Luna's Pocket Galaxy on turn 5, then he topdecks and plays Kalecgos on turn 6, plays a Firelands Portal from his hand + a Molten Reflection he discovered from Kalecgos on his Kalecgos. This was probably the best possible outcome he could get from playing Luna's Pocket Galaxy on turn 5, and the chance of drawing Kalecgos the next turn was 1 in 22, let alone the chance he discovered a Molten Reflection from Kalecgos, which is around a 3 in 70 chance, and because of the effect from Kalecgos (my opponent being able to play a spell for 0 mana next turn) I had to kill both. The odds of this happening is (1/22) * (3/70) = less than 0,2% chance, or you could say this happens every 2 times in 1000 games (or once in every 500 games), statistically. My problem however, is that in real life, this doesn't happen "just" every 500 games, but I feel the figure is probably closer to once in every 10 to 20 games, that something crazy happens that the chance of happening is very small of. Although no one outside of the dev team might know for sure, it really feels like they've tweaked the game so, that a lot of crazy things happen, because they thought that people would prefer that, but I honestly think that it annoys people more than anything. Whenever you win, it mostly feels like you didn't do anything special and you probably had a god-like draw or your opponent had the worst possible draw for his deck, so it doesn't feel too special whenever you manage to beat your opponent. But yeah, the game is dying anyway, so we might as well abandon the ship before it sinks.

new season. Same hunter & warrior crap. Time to look for a new game. This is going on too long. Why play those overpowered autoplay decks? It's not a challenge to bring a gun to a knife fight..

I swear... I play rush warrior, I see only hunters and rogue. I say, fuck this shit, I'm gonna play huntard. Here comes Paladin and Priest. Lulwat?

EDIT: Hahahahahahahahah sure two rez priests in a row, and different ones with that. I HAVE NOT SEEN A PRIEST IN THE WHOLE PREVIOUS SEASON. I swap deck and oh! FUck off blizzard riggin the mm just to get 50% winrate. Balance your game first asswipes. 

For every single retard playing mech hunter who reads this comment: how does it feel to finally feel good at something while having the IQ of a disabled child? Fucking twats.

Quote from Naekh >>

I swear... I play rush warrior, I see only hunters and rogue. I say, fuck this shit, I'm gonna play huntard. Here comes Paladin and Priest. Lulwat?

EDIT: Hahahahahahahahah sure two rez priests in a row, and different ones with that. I HAVE NOT SEEN A PRIEST IN THE WHOLE PREVIOUS SEASON. I swap deck and oh! FUck off blizzard riggin the mm just to get 50% winrate. Balance your game first asswipes. 

 They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. 

oh my god this game is so fucking rigged my opponent drew one of his good cards and i didn't draw the one i wanted

Quote from lite0 >>

oh my god this game is so fucking rigged my opponent drew one of his good cards and i didn't draw the one i wanted

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMSyiAJm99g

I can’t help but put on my tinfoil hat when things happen in this game. 

I lost in heroic dalaran heist because I had the passive anomaly that "played minions gain "Deathrattle: Summon a 1/1 copy of this" and I faced the librarian lady. For reference, on heroic her hero power is "Passive: Whenever a minion is played, silence it".

She played Dalaran Librarian on a 1/1 Eerie Statue for lethal when I had lethal.

Now fucking tell me WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A FUCKING DALARAN LIBRARIAN IN A DECK THAT DOESN'T SUMMON ANYTHING AND HAS A PASSIVE HERO POWER TO SILENCE EVERY PLAYED MINION.

Is it to play around freeze effects????? Seriously??? Blizzard gave a HEROIC boss a fucking RIVER CROCOLISK that is LITERALLY ONLY GOOD IF I HAPPEN TO BE PLAYING THAT ONE SPECIFIC ANOMALY AGAINST HER??? 

Everytime I forgot to squelch I get remembered how this community went to shit over the past years... PLease got back to LoL/Fortnite and leave us alone.