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Conjurer's Calling is such a well balanced card...

But after all, given the extremely low impact of a card like Carnivorous Cube, nobody could possibly see that coming...

This thread is dead without Kaladin

Calling for a nerf on Conjurer's Calling. Should cost 6 MAYBE 5 mana so we have time to react to the early Giant before getting steamrolled. Getting Cubelock PTSD over here..

My opponent's playing aggro: Always gets the nuts and finishes with Leeroy or "skilled" top deck for more burn 

Me playing aggro: Always get the bad matchups, get at best an average curve, and always runs out of gas too fast.

"Control War" the most unfun deck to play against.

Why me? why is it always me having to always struggle against opponents? why do I always get shit hands and never draw the answers when I need them besides the rare top deck?  while my opponents get the 100% best opener, answers after answer, and some finisher in the way of RNJesus blessing them, Leeroy/Bloodlust ready to go or top deck burn? And mount the most epic comebacks? Why does this always fucking happen to me!!?!?

Just so many pathetic douches who can't get through a game without using a "wow" emote - usually sad little cumwads playing a hunter deck... keep your hand on your undersized little dick boys and leave the emotes alone you sad little fucks. We all know you are shit if you are playing mech hunter - why make yourself look worse by stroking the emotes?

Thank you for reminding me that I should not play casual. Big priest and then big(?) hunter with Barnes on turn 4, summoned 1/1 Y'shaarj both times. Both spamming emotes "wow" and "well played" after beating my "play 30 warlock class cards quest" deck.

You don't play this game anymore. You just watch it. 

So, came home from work and decided to play a few games of Hearthstone. 

First i run into a murloc shaman, and then i run into a token druid. Decide "this game aint fun anymore" and close my laptop. To all you asshats that play little shitters in an effort to overwhelm and snowball your opponent from turn one: Fuck you. Fuck you.

And to Blizzard : FUCK YOU!

Im done with Hearthstone, from now on ill "play" it by watching streamers instead of actually subjecting myself to the fuckery that the game has devolved into, Im done supporting a company that dont have any idea what the fuck they are doing.

If this summer a shark is killing a person, I hope it will be a big priest motherfucker.

I like a challenge, but good lord the two last bosses in Dalaran heist are a pain in the ass. And normally I wouldn't mind if I didn't have to slog through 10 bosses only to get my ass whooped even with a powerful deck. 

Getting tired of people BMing by deliberately roping in high ranks. A face hunter did this to me in rank 7, and the match took half an hour when it could have taken 8 minutes max. Waste of everyone's time. Is there anyway to report this? 

WOW, been away from the game for 2 days and all of a sudden it's flooded with brain dead beast Huntards and fucking Pogo Rogues...
Fucking sub-human scum. You retards should all be cloned so you could go and fuck yourselves.

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This thread is dead without Kaladin

 Yea I miss that sad guy/girl too.

Just had 2 terrible arena runs: 1-3 and 4-3. Not because my deck wasn't good enough to get to 5-7 wins at least, but because I went 2nd at 10 of 11 matches in those runs (and some very good openings from my opponents) I got such bad results. Isn't there a better algoritm so things like this won't happen? It's just very frustrating to lose that way.

For everyone out there that is sick and tired of this stupid ass game, I have an easy solution for you: JUST STOP PLAYING! It's that easy. Stop wasting your valuable time on this BS game. Yeah I know, it used to be a fun game way back in the day, but they literally ruined the game and they obviously don't care anymore. So please, for the love of God, stop holding on to your nostalgic feelings for this game, and do yourself and everyone else a favour, and JUST STOP PLAYING IT! I know it's hard, and I had to quit certain habits myself during my lifetime which wasn't easy, but your life will get so much better for it, just trust me. Toss away this trash game, and never look back, and it will probably be one of the best decisions in your life.

FIVE CONSECUTIVE GAMES AGAINST BIG PRIEST IN WILD! This game is officially dead...

Edit: Even this thread is dead...

I'm starting to thing that every mech hunter player really likes to be a cancer player.