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My opponent had 6 Boom Bots and each of them hit all of my minions for 4 each, killing them all.

This had just over a 0.2% chance of happening.

0.2%

0.2 Fucking Percent

https://hsreplay.net/replay/UePEPhPQkS367iobJHKEAb

this is all i need to show how wonderful this game has become very skilled

I´m so so so so so FUCKING DONE with this shit game. I just want fucking rank 5. But as usual it´s the usual fucking perfect counter to everything I play. Fuck off.

https://hsreplay.net/replay/j4RbWD6ghn3CipQ6brWDpb 

no words

It's been a while, but I'm still here.

3 mana Conjurer's Calling is just stupid and shouldn't exist.

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Quote from Ren_Farwind >>

-Alright, so in one of my Dalaran Heists I reached Khadgar after a lengthy and arduous fight.,

-I had Khadgar down to low HP and I had a board full of large minions, but I had no taunts, heals, armour, or freezes.

-I was at 6 health, and he played Rhonin.  I had to kill him or else I would've died because I didn't have lethal.

-Khadgar's HP summoned the elemental that makes your spells cast an additional time, and he played the three arcane missiles, effectively giving him 6 copies.

-The first two copies hit my minions, killing one.

-The third and fourth copies both dealt 1 damage to my face.

-I thought all was going well, that I had the game in the bag.

-The fifth copy dealt 2 to face (keep in mind, this was while I had 6 minions on board), and I got nervous

-The final copy dealt 1 to one of my minions, 1 to my face, and then the last missile of all takes away my last HP

-I was 1 turn away from finally killing Khadgar (on my fifth or so run in a row of reaching him each time) and lost to b*llshit RNG.

 

 There is nothing random about this game. 

 Please explain how? 6/18 Arcane missiles hitting my face with 7 other possible targets seems pretty damn random to me.

once more there are only hunters on ladder. Yay...

Literally every opponent even in casual playing aggro vomit decks.  Zoolock, Flood Rogue, Bomb Hunter, Token Druid.  I hate warrior but I can understand what drives people to play full on control. Want to play deathrattle hunter on ladder but if its all aggro whats the point.  

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Quote from Ren_Farwind >>

-Alright, so in one of my Dalaran Heists I reached Khadgar after a lengthy and arduous fight.,

-I had Khadgar down to low HP and I had a board full of large minions, but I had no taunts, heals, armour, or freezes.

-I was at 6 health, and he played Rhonin.  I had to kill him or else I would've died because I didn't have lethal.

-Khadgar's HP summoned the elemental that makes your spells cast an additional time, and he played the three arcane missiles, effectively giving him 6 copies.

-The first two copies hit my minions, killing one.

-The third and fourth copies both dealt 1 damage to my face.

-I thought all was going well, that I had the game in the bag.

-The fifth copy dealt 2 to face (keep in mind, this was while I had 6 minions on board), and I got nervous

-The final copy dealt 1 to one of my minions, 1 to my face, and then the last missile of all takes away my last HP

-I was 1 turn away from finally killing Khadgar (on my fifth or so run in a row of reaching him each time) and lost to b*llshit RNG.

 

 There is nothing random about this game. 

 Please explain how? 6/18 Arcane missiles hitting my face with 7 other possible targets seems pretty damn random to me.

 I don't think you understand what "random" means. If it was truly random there is no way that many missiles would go face. The outcomes are predetermined. It is not random. 

Heroic Dalaran Heist is the most cancerous and bull-shitty solo adventure ever designed. To win you need to:

• get lucky with treasures (basically only 5-6 of them are good)
• get lucky with card buckets (I once got the scepter which makes big minions cost 5, but then didn't get any appropriate card buckets to make the treasure useful)
• get lucky with bosses (if you're running a zoo-type deck and run into Haro Setting-Sun, simply concede, because your whole deck is useless)
• hope the opponents do not get lucky (some bosses just get out of control, especially the one which discards a card and summons a minion with the cost of a discarded cards. You think Barnes is broken? How about a turn 1 Y`Shaarj?)

This card bucket system is fucking disgusting and has been around since Kobolds and Catacombs. How about offering us something new instead of using old systems over and over again? Some of the treasures are also the same. Basically they took old adventures and doubled up on uncontrollable elements. ROLLING A FUCKING ROULETTE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN HOPING TO WIN IS NOT FUN. 

And chapter 5, 12 bosses? So I need to play hours and hours in a row in order to fail miserably? Fuck you Blizzard.

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Quote from Ren_Farwind >>

-Alright, so in one of my Dalaran Heists I reached Khadgar after a lengthy and arduous fight.,

-I had Khadgar down to low HP and I had a board full of large minions, but I had no taunts, heals, armour, or freezes.

-I was at 6 health, and he played Rhonin.  I had to kill him or else I would've died because I didn't have lethal.

-Khadgar's HP summoned the elemental that makes your spells cast an additional time, and he played the three arcane missiles, effectively giving him 6 copies.

-The first two copies hit my minions, killing one.

-The third and fourth copies both dealt 1 damage to my face.

-I thought all was going well, that I had the game in the bag.

-The fifth copy dealt 2 to face (keep in mind, this was while I had 6 minions on board), and I got nervous

-The final copy dealt 1 to one of my minions, 1 to my face, and then the last missile of all takes away my last HP

-I was 1 turn away from finally killing Khadgar (on my fifth or so run in a row of reaching him each time) and lost to b*llshit RNG.

 

 There is nothing random about this game. 

 Please explain how? 6/18 Arcane missiles hitting my face with 7 other possible targets seems pretty damn random to me.

 I don't think you understand what "random" means. If it was truly random there is no way that many missiles would go face. The outcomes are predetermined. It is not random. 

 Huh, I honestly didn't know that. 

Who the fuck BM's for no fucking reason after top decking like the 10th 100+ point card in a row in arena with a clearly superior deck at 2-2?

This guy had a Burly Shovelfist, two Walking Fountains, two Fire Elementals, a North Sea Kraken, a Hex, crazy amounts of draw, and I have a 68 point mage deck and he spends his last turn gloating how he top decked lethal

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Quote from Ren_Farwind >>

-Alright, so in one of my Dalaran Heists I reached Khadgar after a lengthy and arduous fight.,

-I had Khadgar down to low HP and I had a board full of large minions, but I had no taunts, heals, armour, or freezes.

-I was at 6 health, and he played Rhonin.  I had to kill him or else I would've died because I didn't have lethal.

-Khadgar's HP summoned the elemental that makes your spells cast an additional time, and he played the three arcane missiles, effectively giving him 6 copies.

-The first two copies hit my minions, killing one.

-The third and fourth copies both dealt 1 damage to my face.

-I thought all was going well, that I had the game in the bag.

-The fifth copy dealt 2 to face (keep in mind, this was while I had 6 minions on board), and I got nervous

-The final copy dealt 1 to one of my minions, 1 to my face, and then the last missile of all takes away my last HP

-I was 1 turn away from finally killing Khadgar (on my fifth or so run in a row of reaching him each time) and lost to b*llshit RNG.

 

 There is nothing random about this game. 

 Please explain how? 6/18 Arcane missiles hitting my face with 7 other possible targets seems pretty damn random to me.

 I don't think you understand what "random" means. If it was truly random there is no way that many missiles would go face. The outcomes are predetermined. It is not random. 

 That's actually exactly what random means. It does not mean equal distribution between targets. 

Fuck (heroic) Haro Setting sun.

Turn 1 Totem Golem, Turn 2 Totem Golem, Turn 3 Nightmare Amalgam, Turn 4 Totem Golem, Turn 5 Totem Golem.

Ladder is a vomit fest of unwinnable match ups and games determined almost solely by who draws what when.

I either stamp the other guy and he's practically  helpless or it's the other way around. zero fun... SOOO glad I've been free to play for years now.

And you lame fucks stroking the emotes and drawing out lethal are just so fucking pathetic. Keep your hands twitching your undersized little dicks boys... you'll cum faster and can get to licking it up sooner -- leave the emotes alone. True fact - anyone who uses an emote in game has tiny little dick. Even the girls. 

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My opponent had 6 Boom Bots and each of them hit all of my minions for 4 each, killing them all.

This had just over a 0.2% chance of happening.

0.2%

0.2 Fucking Percent

Forget about probability. The game is rigged. Win or loss predetermined when you press play button. You just experience it.

I am so fucking tired of this rng bullshit, opponent ALWAYS have fucking answer. I just want one turn when i can make a play..... dont happen. Need long break from this shit fiesta

So do you have to play mech deck to enjoy this game now?

It’s been a mess for me to play the ladder the last couple weeks. Anyone else?

Just want a hug after buying 15 Boomsday packs and only getting one legendary - Subject 9, when I don't play Secret decks.