Hearthpwn

since i didnt draw aoe in time, that means i played poorly and deserve to lose.

state of hearthstone in nutshell.  this game is tanking fast.

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Quote from arneankann >>

The meta is broken. It was a nice, diverse, meta before byuffs and Sn1p. Now I'm facing like 70% mech decks, either Paladin or Hunter.

 I played Mech Paladin to rank 2 yesterday. Then nearly every opponent had silence. I ran into Hunters using ironbeak owl and Warriors using spellbreaker. And of course Shaman is just a guaranteed loss.

so trust me the meta is adapting to the popularity of mechs.

Si you are saying the meta adaptation is towards the meta?

EOWzers

Can someone tell me SOMETHING - ANYTHING that's LAMER than the sad little fucks playing mech hunter and murloc shaman? SO fucking pathetic - is that the level the turds float at for the next few months then? I'm laughing at the walking cumwads that flock to those decks - I truly didn't realise just what a large proportion of players were literal shit cone to life.

NEVER SPEND REAL MONEY ON HEARTHSTONE - and in the meantime squelch rope and troll till they fix this shite 

5 games in a row ended in 7 turns. I feel like I am  watching games on YouTube. Completely mindless. 

Moment of silence for the death of strategy. 

Quote from Goodlake >>

No matter what, I can’t beat Archmage Vargoth in Dalaran Heist chapter 5. On NORMAL. I’ve tried with mage and the reduce cost HP. I’ve tried with Token Druid. I’ve tried with buff Paladin. Nothing I do works. I wouldn’t be so tilted except that I have to face 9-10 other bosses before Vargoth every fucking time I do a run. Really un-fun when he starts ahead of you on curve and can generate endless burn spells, meaning your boards can’t stick, and you’re totally reliant on either board clears and massively buffed minions only to lose to endless burn.

 I feel you. Then when I finally manage to get past him I lose to Khadgar without even being able to deal a single bit of damage to him.

Fucking ridiculous. The RNG is so massively in favour of the AI on that chapter it's unreal. 

Even when I beat Vargoth it was only because I managed to destroy his whole deck on turn 10.

My 8 year old niece loves this game now. All she has to do is play the cards as drawn, empty her hand, and she wins. I hope this was Blizzard's new target market. 

Just one thing. 

Fuck Warrior.

My overall winrate for this season is 52%. Against Warrior it's 30%. Regardless of which deck I try.

Yeah there's certainly nothing broken with Dr. Boom, The Mad Genius right now.

Is heroic dalaran just dumb? like how do you even beat the silence minion boss?  Play all spells? 

I hate this game sooo much - I only play it now because I have a large card collection and can troll the netdeckers for free. 

All the lame fucks playing mech hunter, murloc shaman and DrBroken bomb warrior... make me want to puke. You pathetic cumwads.

Best advice I could give new players is RUN - find something else to play and NEVER drop money on this shit - that's from someone with nearly all golden heroes and more than 17000 ladder wins.  

LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

I fucking hate this new arena meta. Nothing but Mages, like seriously what in the actual fuck.

Last nine matches, all fucking MAGES.

Like, can somebody pick a different fucking class?

Fucking cunt paladin. Draw, draw, draw. Immune, Immune. Get fucking lucky with 10 cards left to ofc hit that 25. Fuck off wanker.

Quote from Goodlake >>

No matter what, I can’t beat Archmage Vargoth in Dalaran Heist chapter 5. On NORMAL. I’ve tried with mage and the reduce cost HP. I’ve tried with Token Druid. I’ve tried with buff Paladin. Nothing I do works. I wouldn’t be so tilted except that I have to face 9-10 other bosses before Vargoth every fucking time I do a run. Really un-fun when he starts ahead of you on curve and can generate endless burn spells, meaning your boards can’t stick, and you’re totally reliant on either board clears and massively buffed minions only to lose to endless burn.

 I died to Vargoth, Kalecgos and Khadgar like 10 times, later managed to beat the run with a Big Paladin (got really good treasures for it though, Scepter, cost randomizer etc.)

I'm so fucking done with this meta. 1 single win away from rank 5 in ages. Only to lose to topdecking, random secret spell generation lucking giant mage.

Playing an arena shaman deck with no burst spells. Every fucking time I CAN roll spell damage totem I do.

Hero power: Summon spell damage. Next turn he clears the board. I hero power, get spell damage. Play Tuskarr Totemic, get spell damage.

As usual Hearthstone sucks balls again.

Sad fucks playing so called meta netdecks like mech hunter, murloc shaman, DrBroken warrior... again and again and again. I despise those pathetic little retards so hard.

Lame fucks can't leave the emotes alone when a game turns their way - you sad little virgins - no autosquelch still years into the game - emotes are so fucking lame and used by the fuckwits.

Games lost to randomly generated bullshit no matter how well you played your hand.

Thats enough Hearthstone for today.

NEVER SPEND MONEY ON HEARTHSTONE YOU WILL ONLY REGRET IT LATER. 

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, this is an incredibly diverse meta, at least in mid to high legend.

That being said (and objectively verifiable), my salt is that it is rough to see how terribly low the warlock class has sunk.  I know zoo is always a thing, but my God, there is NOTHING else viable.  Even zoo is getting manhandled by most popular matchups.

Show the demon-worshippers some love, please.

Please help me: what has most value?

a) bucket of dog shit

b) bucket of vomit

c) someone playing murloc shaman

Can't decide between a) and b)

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-Alright, so in one of my Dalaran Heists I reached Khadgar after a lengthy and arduous fight.,

-I had Khadgar down to low HP and I had a board full of large minions, but I had no taunts, heals, armour, or freezes.

-I was at 6 health, and he played Rhonin.  I had to kill him or else I would've died because I didn't have lethal.

-Khadgar's HP summoned the elemental that makes your spells cast an additional time, and he played the three arcane missiles, effectively giving him 6 copies.

-The first two copies hit my minions, killing one.

-The third and fourth copies both dealt 1 damage to my face.

-I thought all was going well, that I had the game in the bag.

-The fifth copy dealt 2 to face (keep in mind, this was while I had 6 minions on board), and I got nervous

-The final copy dealt 1 to one of my minions, 1 to my face, and then the last missile of all takes away my last HP

-I was 1 turn away from finally killing Khadgar (on my fifth or so run in a row of reaching him each time) and lost to b*llshit RNG.

 

 There is nothing random about this game.