Hearthpwn

I try to be honest with myself about misplays and the like, but this buff patch seems to encourage a token meta, which is essentially "who drew their most aggressive and sticky board first? They win."

Always feels like I'm one or two turns off lethal solely because of mage topdeck / Cyclone miracles, or token nut draw garbage, or insane rogue miracle plays facilitated by a 3-mana 4/3 pirate that can pull any spell from any class in the game (weird how often the choices offer incredibly cheap and aggressive options, like druid's Bite). Doesn't matter that i played to my outs and followed superior lines, because I didn't draw better or high roll better.

I haven't got the patch, what the Hell?!

Everyone running around with their buffs while I'm sat here with 2-cost pogo hoppers like huh

i deserve this.

double nightmare from ysera.

my fault for not playing around it.

goodbye.

Currently everyone who is trying to play big minions (and pay the full mana price) is a fool. There is an insane amount of cards that cost almost nothing and will leave you with enough mana to further develop your board. 

Need examples? Here you go:

-Hunter's Mark, Shield Slam, Venomizer, Spider Bomb, Toxfin Shadow Word: Death Sap Execute Hex Polymorph Walk the Plank and I am sure I am missing some

Almost every class has AoE spells as well that is true but you usually gain zero tempo from playing them. Given the current swarm mechanics in multiple classes your opponent does not even run out of cards anymore. It's just sad that 95% of all minions above 3 mana are just not worth playing because the price/effect ratio is so bad.

Am I the only one who can't open the app, not on my Mac and not on my Android Phone... Anyone else with the same problem? 

I play a mage deck based on big minions, luna 's pocket galaxy and star aligners including mountain giants + khadgar + conjures calling + lots of big guys with 7 or more life and some aoe and healing and removal which utterly destroys warriors. Just wait until you can play the galaxy and then put threat after threat on the board until they run out of removal, then flood the board with all you got until they conceide.

Obviously, this deck gets wrecked by aggro but if warriors are your target it works very well.

Fckin always findig the small indie company bugs...like literally lost my game aganst mech paladin (Khadgar's mech-force or some shit) cause nozdormu to flobbidinous floop is = just sandstorm not 15 sec or less time for him to jerk off....like seriously....it went to normal turn timer as soon as i played the floop....

Can we change Hearthstone into a fucking coin flip competition? Literally every game is decided by RNG no skill required. Hell, these “pros” are just people who could probably win the lottery if they felt like it.

I wonder how it feels to play against something that isn't warrior?

Don't remember ever playing this version of Hearthstone where decisions don't matter. Play green glowing card's from hand and let the rng / draws decide the winner. Disgusting

Just faced a Warrior who got 3 SN1P-SN4Ps from Omega Assembly.

Fair.

SN1P-SN4P in wild is broken lol

APM matters now 

Hearthstone's meta right now is "created by". Seriously, it feels like the majority of cards were only created so they can be generated by effects and not to be considered for the actual deck.

Because hunter and warrior were so bad, let's give them an additional OP mech. Fucking noob decks. Not a single thought needed to play those decks. Mage is OP, but at least requires more than 2 braincells

Netdecking is 1 thing netdecking , discolock highrolling it and going to fatigue cause you are bad and autistic is another...

i'm sure people here see that these auto-play decks from netdecking is awfull...just to prove that you can play a card-game with good statistics...

yeah and acting like a 6 year old when he eats mud for the first time at the park with emote spamming....

yeah and roping every single turn...

Oh, the patch is finally out on Android, lets go to wild to check if there are some new decks on ladder! Nope, just big priests.. SMH

So yesterday I played Arena with the new Rotation and had a insanely good mage deck with Dr.boom and deathwing in it.

1-1 

Not too bad, 3rd game easy peaz--oh mobile App crashed. Cant reconnext because it links me to the appstore (im on mobile) to patch even tho I did that just a Hour ago.

Me as tilted as I am started the Next game with what i would consider the best Arena deck i ever had (had 3x12wins already) only to stomp him again and oh how unexpected! 2 Turns befor i get to win my game freezes and I have to Restart HS only to see MY GAME PATXHING AGAIN FOR FUCLS SALE 

1-3

I threw my phone through the Garden and it managed to flip on a rock but nothing too bad happened to the phone 

fuck mechs

not killing a minion should not be so goddamned punishing.  oh you didn't kill a 6-mana 2/2?  let me magnetic the goddamned world onto it because fuck you.

Getting so sick of player against hunter noob after hunter noob. Not a single thought required. Just train your 3-year old toddler to press any random card that looks green..

Mechs are cancer.