Hearthpwn

i deserve to die.  i hate myself more than anything else.

Hi community....!

Thing is: I started hs again after 2 years of rest. At the early stages of ros i choosed to to craft bomd-mech hunter. Reached rank 5 with it. 

But when I have to think about climbing again for r5 with this brainless, boring fcktard deck I seriously have to vomit.

Mygod this deck is boring! 

Quote from Kaladin >>

100% deserve to kill myself IRL.  i want to die more than anything right now.

mf'er had NO cards in hand.  topdeck tracking into zuljin.

 An 11 mana play, impressive.

I thought I won't ever write anything here.

I was so wrong.

Sometimes this game feels like one giant RNGfiesta. Your opponent draws  topdecks perfect answer to everything you do, and after you managed to get to the nice spot, you still die to a random fireball, kill comand or whaterver your opponent topdecks atm. Sometimes I also wonder whether spamming 'Well played' when having lethal makes people feel good (for some reason i don't squelsh at the beggining of the game. Maybe I should start).

I also skip the mulligan, where you throw a card away only to get your second copy of it. 

I don't know who is worse, the scummy cunts working at Blizzard who continue to do nothing about, and in fact continue to buff, Big Priest, or the scummy cunts who continue to play it knowing that they are exploiting a broken mechanic and saying fuck you to the rest of us. Fucking scumsacks one and all.

Make no mistake, if that is you, you don't win a single game you play, that broken mechanic does. You scummy cunt.

Ok you have a legend back, cool, but you are still playing at rank 12 and you don't need to spam wow every second. 

Blizzard am i a joke to you?

Quote from neworecneps >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

100% deserve to kill myself IRL.  i want to die more than anything right now.

mf'er had NO cards in hand.  topdeck tracking into zuljin.

 An 11 mana play, impressive.

He obviously played Zul'jin next turn jesus christ, can people stop it with the smartass replies in this thread?

Blowing up salt with memes 

I saw Kripp today.

Wild is dead. Wild sucks. Wild is unplayable. Nothing but asshole basement dwelling loser priests resurrecting shit over and over again.  

This thread has been the only thing to give me joy while playing hearthstone. To know that there are others out there who are not braindead and understand this game is one circle jerk fiesta of nerds copying each others decks and mouth breathing on each other has helped me continue enjoying some aspects of the game. Even though hearthpwn deleted alot of my posts trolling said nerds I will miss this site and this thread specifically. Keep the salt alive boys, you will live on, you are my spirit animals. 

Quote from Vbt >>

This thread has been the only thing to give me joy while playing hearthstone. To know that there are others out there who are not braindead and understand this game is one circle jerk fiesta of nerds copying each others decks and mouth breathing on each other has helped me continue enjoying some aspects of the game. Even though hearthpwn deleted alot of my posts trolling said nerds I will miss this site and this thread specifically. Keep the salt alive boys, you will live on, you are my spirit animals. 

 The salt continues to sting at https://outof.cards

undeniable proof i deserve to die.

Imagine having a nice game on ladder, in which you and your opponent actually play cards and trade minions: nothing could go wrong, right?

Imagine then seeing Mountain Giant + Khadgar + Conjurer's Calling out of an empty board with no possibility to negate this fucking wall of 12 drops that pops out of nowhere.

Therefore, new month but here is the usual daily reminder that 3 mana Conjurer's Calling shouldn't be a card.

dead on boss 1, heroic stage 4.  wtf.

edit: back to back. how the fuck is heroic 4 possible.

maldita sea llevo toda la tarde jugando un deck meme deathrattle mech Rogue yo debí ganar esas partidas puto blizzard con razón tu juego está muriendo pura gente está saliendo del closet

Why has Bomb Warrior returned to be a viable deck? Wasn't it supposed to be a meme? 

I hate people, sincerely. 

Getting Beat by draw game after game. Sounds like fun. The worst part is opponent probably thinks they played so good, rofl