Hearthpwn

That feel when I am trying to play fun NON META decks and blizzard keeps SHOVING THE SAME TRYHARD DOWN MY THROAT. 4 TIMES IN A ROW! cmon man!

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Can somebody explain me how Conjurer's Calling is a card? Like: fuck, how many Mountain Giants am I supposed to kill in a single game? And, to be precise, we are talking about the first 8 turns, not like late game where big minions are not a huge deal.

Moreover, the fact that it costs 3 mana contributes to Magic Trick shenanigans.

I really miss Even Warlock with their random 3 mana 8/8s and 4 mana 7/7s: at least it was over once you managed to kill them.

I'm gonna repeat myself: 3 mana summon a 12 drop, 6 mana summon three 12 drops, 5 mana summon three 12 drops (feat. Khadgar).

Please bump it to 4 mana or something, cause it really feels bad to counter lethal for 5 consecutive turns and then lose.

 

 I guess I'll have to hate Mage as much as I hate Rogue and Warrior right now. Oh well, embrace yourselves my comrades!

Ok, random PVE rant, but who is the fuckwad at Blizzard that just LOVES BIG PRIEST THIS MUCH. Not only is the deck not nerfed after all this time, but why did they make it A FUCKING BOSS. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT FIGHTING BIG PRIEST IN THEIR PVE WAS A GOOD IDEA. I ALREADY PLAY AGAINST THE EXACT SAME DECK ON LADDER, I DON"T NEED A FUCKO WHO CAN REVIVE 7 OBSIDIAN STATUES IN ONE TURN.

I can't believe they just buffed Big Priest. I just can't fucking believe it. 

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I know rogue is the top deck right now.. But I am just so tired of facing all these Warriors. They suck the fun out the games for me. 

 I know that they suck but try playing it. The game is manipulated (blatantly so) to produce an approximate 50% win rate. If you win the coin toss you will draw perfect cards on curve and roll. if you lose the coin toss all of your bombs will literally go to the bottom of your opponents deck and you will get crushed. There is nothing random about this game anymore. 

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I know rogue is the top deck right now.. But I am just so tired of facing all these Warriors. They suck the fun out the games for me. 

 There are really good counter decks to warrior, so if you really hate them there is a fix for that, unlike Rogue.  playing warrior when you' aren't one of their counter decks is quite frustrating, though.

also don't listen to the "game is rigged nonsense".  that stuff is bound to the salt thread for a reason.

Fuck warrior. I was at the final boss to become legend after a hard day of grinding. Then what happens? Five fucking warriors in a row, now I'm back to 0 stars. And get this: all of their deck lists were the same to the exact card. Creative people. 

In my profile, I have warrior as my favorite class. That might have to change. I used to love warrior. But this current control warrior deck is so fucking slow and cancerous. 

All of them took for god damn ever to think of their plays, when the deck is so skill-less now. You literally have to think more playing mech hunter. (And trust me, I know. I've played both successfully) Do you have dynomatic? Of course you do! So clear my board and win the game. 

Now I might even rope them so they can play their 5 hour game they want. If you want to play that deck, you deserve each game to be 10 hours long.

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Fuck warrior. I was at the final boss to become legend after a hard day of grinding. Then what happens? Five fucking warriors in a row, now I'm back to 0 stars. And get this: all of their deck lists were the same to the exact card. Creative people. 

In my profile, I have warrior as my favorite class. That might have to change. I used to love warrior. But this current control warrior deck is so fucking slow and cancerous. 

All of them took for god damn ever to think of their plays, when the deck is so skill-less now. You literally have to think more playing mech hunter. (And trust me, I know. I've played both successfully) Do you have dynomatic? Of course you do! So clear my board and win the game. 

Now I might even rope them so they can play their 5 hour game they want. If you want to play that deck, you deserve each game to be 10 hours long.

 Can't play it in 5 minutes rushing face....CANCEROUS!

Good luck with magestone. You will need it 

"Raiding Party's nerf wasn't necessary"

Wtf am I reading

My first salty post, it's about damn time...

Dr. Boom, Mad Genius – Seriously, what the actuall f*ck......?!

I know a lot of people are complaining about warrior and this card in particular. But does anyone know how Blizzard motivates this card? It's a 7 (SEVEN!) mana "Does everything you want + some extra shit", for crying out loud.....!!

really fucking cool that everyone netdecks or techs to beat rogue in casual

so im not allowed to play tess rogue

im sorry for wanting to have fun. ill go back to hating myself and playing decks that make me rage.  this is what i dserve.

edit: i deserve this.  yknow having lost like 6 games in a row, it makes sense that i queue into conjurers mage.3

edit - finally get to play my weapon and he topdecks ooze

KILL ME PLEASE I WANT TO LITERALLY DIE.  I DESERVE DEATH.   I DESERVE DEATH. I DESERVE TO DIE.

all the p2w netdeck rogues are on a roll today....literally heard lee-roy like 9 times in a row...

Edit:(after seeing nerfs) if fucking rogue gets just a fickle of a nerf....WHY CAN'T hunter get nerfed with the same netdeck all-in hero power?

especially if people kept saying that dr.boom and others were and are bad for the game there are just a bunch that can just flip over the table like what do you do aganst turn 3 Magnetic BS or 9 5-5 on Zul'jin activation and the Edwin and Lee-roy crap......sure let's nerf spells that didn't do dmg to your face 99% of the time...

Cancerstone is now golden for me...like enemy cards all golden and netdeck...thanks for your wealthy netdecking i really like when people not just lucky incompetent/uncreative but wealthy as well...

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Cancerstone is now golden for me...like enemy cards all golden and netdeck...thanks for your wealthy netdecking i really like when people not just lucky incompetent/uncreative but wealthy as well...

 You're probably facing decks generated by a Golden Whizbang the Wonderful or Zayle, Shadow Cloak. If the key card is golden, all cards in the deck will be golden.

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"Raiding Party's nerf wasn't necessary"

Wtf am I reading

 The truth. 

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"Raiding Party's nerf wasn't necessary"

Wtf am I reading

 The truth. 

 Agreed it never needed a nerf - never had a problem with it. 

COOL COOL COOL

THIS COMBO TOTALLY ISN'T UNFAIR BULLSHIT

GUESS I SHOULD JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Well looking at your hand guess who is playing the combo too?

But on topic: Fuck this BS rogues playing 3 to be nerfed cards on turn to,,,: coin into prep raiding party into miscreant...

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Well looking at your hand guess who is playing the combo too?

 

But on topic: Fuck this BS rogues playing 3 to be nerfed cards on turn to,,,: coin into prep raiding party into miscreant...

 

 azalina soulthief.