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control warrior mirror

outplayed my opponent the entire game

he misplays at basically every possible spot

i dont get credit for a win because turn limit hits and its a tie. 

STOP WITH FUCKING CHEF NOMI.

THREE OR MORE WAVES OF 42/42 IS NOT OKAY

Can someone please tell the control warriors to stop spamming, "HEE GREETINGS" whenever they queue against my mech paladin? Like, I get it. You're a subhuman primate of garbage that hasn't quite caught up to the standard of evolution but try to keep your monkey noises to yourself. Paladin isn't an insta win for you you fucking trash garbage "control" player. Sure we'll never outvalue because Blizzard refuses to make control pally a thing but let me tell you, the feeling of my nether regions when you concede and exclaim, "I WILL CRUSH YOU", is a feeling that brings me back to Hearthstone. Stay trash control warriors. 

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Quote from Theoden >>

Trying to complete "Play 20 priest cards" in casual and im matched against same dude playing mech hunter twice.
Casual btw.

I've always thought that brainless magnetic spam is a definition of a "subhuman primate of garbage" 

But hey, who would've thought that people that are playing aggro can use forums and post stuff now?  

Take that creationists, here we have a prime example of evolution.

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I've always thought that brainless magnetic spam is a definition of a "subhuman primate of garbage" 

But hey, who would've thought that people that are playing aggro can use forums and post stuff now?  

Take that creationists, here we have a prime example of evolution.

 Agreed Fellow Neo-Darwinist!

I do wonder how aggro players manage in real life, what with being brain dead.

Play card

Go face

Zero brain power used.

Before the new expansion... endless lame kids netdecking hunter decks and spamming emotes - and no autosquelch.

After the new expansion... endless lame kids netdecking hunter and rogue decks and spamming emotes - and no autosquelch.

You boring, sad, pathetic little fucks. 

Best life decision in the last 3 years - never spend money on Hearhstone. 

Hearthstone be like (maybe just for me) : only giving shitty packs(like 10x just duplicates and doesn't even have half the expansion from latest and before that set) ,only giving last chance opponents...like literally playing aganst basic decks...and of course 50 gold quests all the time...not saying that it is not possible to achieve more than 150 gold a day by just playing for hours and hours ...but this is insanely idiotic that every matchup i go aganst the enemy got the advantage cause netdecking top 3 decks....(want to play the solo adventure(not just 1st chapter) and i'm not willing to risk on arena games my gold that blizz just narrowly spams in 50-s to me...)

so what do you do on turn 4 aganst this? while with just 2 murloc before that he just stomped a turn 2 doomsayer....

likewise game lets me near to rank 10 (reaching rank 11) then shit like this happens till i'm at rank 14 or 15....

can't tech or play aganst all the bomb warrior and shamans ,not saying rogues and infinite forest druids...like it's the most rare moment when i que up aganst a paladin...

im a control warrior player and elysianna and dr boom are bad for the game.

i outplayed this guy the entire game and im going to lose because his elysianna was better than mine.  TWICE. 

honestly i deserve this.   i am nothing but trash.

i wish it were possible to hate myself more because i would.

Can somebody explain me how Conjurer's Calling is a card? Like: fuck, how many Mountain Giants am I supposed to kill in a single game? And, to be precise, we are talking about the first 8 turns, not like late game where big minions are not a huge deal.

Moreover, the fact that it costs 3 mana contributes to Magic Trick shenanigans.

I really miss Even Warlock with their random 3 mana 8/8s and 4 mana 7/7s: at least it was over once you managed to kill them.

I'm gonna repeat myself: 3 mana summon a 12 drop, 6 mana summon three 12 drops, 5 mana summon three 12 drops (feat. Khadgar).

Please bump it to 4 mana or something, cause it really feels bad to counter lethal for 5 consecutive turns and then lose.

i wish i lived in a world where i was allowed to choose what deck i played.

unfortunately, i am forced into playing decks i completely hate.

Just win a "dalaran heist" giveaway and it's USA/Asia key. im EU player FeelsBadMan

I was playing around with Dalaran Heist, and I had gotten a nice thing going with Rakanishu. Ichoron was the seventh boss, and I went in confident that I could beat him. It was going well until I played Yogg-Saron, and the first spell he cast was Book of Specters, which discarded a Firelands Portal, a Cabalist's Tome, and the Sow the Seeds buff treasure. Then I drew minions and a couple of spells I would've been okay with discarding, such as Mirror Image. I eventually just conceded, as I didn't have much hope of winning.

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Just another fair and balanced game against Mage. It was my fault though really. I couldn't deal with the 8/8 mountain Giant on turn 4....

1. Blizz fckin scuffed MM (if i play anything else that is playeable like warlock or some other shit i get mech hunted...then when i switch turn 3 10-10 Edwin Vancleef)

2. Blizz game just randomly dc and then what i mulliganed stays and i have 3 8 drop in my hand...perfect

3. EMote Spam for the win

4. can't draw anything i want for like 90 games in a row

5. 50 gold quest to 50 gold quest can't get any higher

6. random packs only consist to give me duplicates and i still don't have half the set....

etc

Love u Small indie Co.

Edit: and of course half the enemy that i encounter are so bad that they play prep mira's mill your deck and burn cho with 20 other cards...cause just....just legit only thing that gives me chance to win when getting buttplugged by rng MM

Edit2: okay clearly Blizz wants me to leave/uninstall...like hecklebot from (4 in a row) drone delivery pulling elysia...i got from my rng 1/12 times drone delivery

I'm not salty because I lose. I win as many mindless games as I lose. I just hate the fact that every game features a perfect hand. Either I get spoon fed perfect cards on curve or my opponent does. It is completely mindless. Play the cards as drawn, empty your hand, top deck the game winner. Repeat. 

Boring. I miss strategy. 

I know rogue is the top deck right now.. But I am just so tired of facing all these Warriors. They suck the fun out the games for me.