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This tavern brawl is dog shit, that was eaten and digested by another dog, and turned back into dog shit.

Quote from LaFlame3500 >>

This tavern brawl is dog shit, that was eaten and digested by another dog, and turned back into dog shit.

 This reply wins the day, period. There's no arguing about it. 

Raven Familiar= Kalegos 10 mana dragon or why am i getting always this kinda frustrated when opponent just spam kalegos into board from it common grade cards?...

Edit:btw nice having people top-deck alexstraza from 2 hp at fckin 9 mana cause Mage always have 26 health heal in their giant deck....

just amazing how triggered i can get from playing this 'kids-card-game'

just lost to the worst rogue deck on earth i was really looking forward to rogue ners but then i get reminded that they will still high role me to death 

https://hsreplay.net/replay/HhmBP6dbbcLuugzHs5fc3P

https://www.yaytears.com/battlefy/5cbf451f61ef9b0308be5e7f/5cdd5136064574033903dc3c?player=Un33D%232542

https://hsreplay.net/replay/HhmBP6dbbcLuugzHs5fc3P

totally fair that you can cut the best cards in the meta right now and still have enough luck to win anyways #skill

I have played against 10 decks today. 8 were rogue. pls nerf blizz.

Seriously, 80%. that's so dumb.

Lost to the last boss (king bane), he milled my mage dk and vanish my water elemental, fuck you little bitch XD

I feel like the only HS player that really dislikes the Dungeon Run style PvE content. I miss the old adventures, they were way more interesting.

On the plus side, I pulled an Archivist in my 3 free packs. Not my first choice but I'LL TAKE IT!

All Rogue players can jump off a cliff, such scum bag players.

Quote from Uraros >>

everyones complaining about rogues and their bullshit. but why is no one talking about how fucking bullshit conjurers mage is? oh yes let me just get out a fucking 12 mana on turn 3 and get BOTH of my fucking conjurers in my hand so i can kill you by turn 6. oh whats that? I didnt get any control cards in my hand to deal with it? guess im the bad player. fucking get out of casual with that shitty deck. 

 I'm really surprised no one brought up vehemently conjurer's calling as a card to be addressed ASAP. It seems totally unbalanced to me. All twinspell cards are all around overcosted for their effect except this one. Really really frustrating to play against it.

Im not really salty, but those magnetic mechanics somehow suck...just because you cant clear a single mech minion you face as super Ziliax or or a 1/1 mech that gets poisenous....

I dont even want to talk about that poison deal 1 dmg to all combo...

I dont know what changed, i mean Ziliax was around last expansion too and i found him ok to Play and ok to deal with. This expansion ist one of my most hated cards.

Quote from TheDarkeyy >>

This is arena. What the actual fuck?

 

 This is Hearthstone, anything can be possible. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

Also, Arena is a subset of Constructed, therefore all Constructed decks are also Arena Decks. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

Algebra is awesome!!!!

just got highrolled as fuck in the solo adventure.  opponent doubled coined bling tron on 3, gave himself silver sword, and steamrolled until i was forced to concede on turn 6. 

Can someone explain if I am really stupid or this is a bug? I am playing against a Hunter and he has a secret on the board. I have a small minion and a big minion. I attack his face with the small minion to see if it's Freezing Trap. It doesn't trigger, so I feel confident, and attack one of his minions with my big minion, assuming nothing bad will happen. Nope, freezing trap then activates and I lose my big minion.

The card says "when an enemy minion attacks..."... so why didn't my small minion get returned when I attacked with it?

This cost me the game, and pisses me off. 

Trying to complete "Play 20 priest cards" in casual and im matched against same dude playing mech hunter twice.
Casual btw.

nomi priest needs to be sent to tier 5.  how are you supposed to deal with three  waves of 42/42 on turn 10.  every time.  im struggling with the best control deck in the game right now.

and of course with 14 cards left in the deck, i take a chance on milling a bad card and its fucking dr boom.

makes perfect sense.  i absolutlely deserve this for being a bad person.

edit i deserve to kill myself

i dserve to kil lmyserfl

i desrve to klill mysefl

i desrve to kill mkyeslf

i desrve to kill mysef

i am bad an di hate myself and i dserver to kill meyslfe

Quote from CoKrokToPrd >>

Im not really salty, but those magnetic mechanics somehow suck...just because you cant clear a single mech minion you face as super Ziliax or or a 1/1 mech that gets poisenous....

I dont even want to talk about that poison deal 1 dmg to all combo...

I dont know what changed, i mean Ziliax was around last expansion too and i found him ok to Play and ok to deal with. This expansion ist one of my most hated cards.

 

 

 Magnetic is fucking stupid. Period. I dont even think you get a chance to interact with magnetic plays (like snipe, potion of polymorph, mirror image, etc) It's an addition of buffs in minion based decks without the drawback of possibly not having something to buff wargear>paladins 4 cost buff...cant counterspell or spellbinder it.

Quote from GibreelFury >>

Quote from Uraros >>

everyones complaining about rogues and their bullshit. but why is no one talking about how fucking bullshit conjurers mage is? oh yes let me just get out a fucking 12 mana on turn 3 and get BOTH of my fucking conjurers in my hand so i can kill you by turn 6. oh whats that? I didnt get any control cards in my hand to deal with it? guess im the bad player. fucking get out of casual with that shitty deck. 

 I'm really surprised no one brought up vehemently conjurer's calling as a card to be addressed ASAP. It seems totally unbalanced to me. All twinspell cards are all around overcosted for their effect except this one. Really really frustrating to play against it.

 #betterthanevolve #andactivatesdeathrattles I messed around with it on stupid crap like welp...its seriously retarded.

Quote from kaiserkarl >>

Bomb warrior feels jade. I hate jades.

4 mana deals 16 damage. Dr Boom? up to 31. Sure, but not enough. Let's play Knight and discover more random bombs because why not.

The random draw is probably coded the same way they coded Nat the darkfisher. 95% to draw it just after it was put in your deck.

Every.fucking.expansion, an autopilot deck. But hey! Who am I to complain? None of your business.

 I did the math earlier in this thread..I believe you will take a MINIMUM of 86 dmg from bomb warrior and thats if you ooze weapon on play and blastmaster boombots do minimum dmg. Only a fucking idiot would allow this dumbfuck shit to be printed. Just on a Math/Statistic level, it's beyond unfair. It's just fucking stupid. Adding a just as fucking dumb card like archivist doesnt make it any better. Blizzard needs to fire more people.

didn't i say i love BS rng in this game? ....6 times getting hit in face from knife juggler while 6 targets on board....

Zoo player just laughs his ass off....thanks Blizz....