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Can someone pm me what cards I have to tech to rarely be matched with Control or Bomb Warrior? So tired of playing against Warrior already. 

4th whelp ive had to deal with in this game

but i guess i deserve to be permanently banned because i cant beat mech hunter in casual

so want to fuckign kil msyefl rightg now

""""""RANDOM 2-DROPS""""""""""""

random my fucking ass

its borderline cheating how lucky everyone else is against me.  you think im exaggerating because its the salt thread but just add me and see how lucky everyone is.

Wtf are these silent disconnects now? The game doesn't even take the trouble to reconnect you to the match anymore?

I was standing like an idiot for two solid minutes waiting for my opponent to make a move when I realized something was wrong and guess what? I logged off and on again and, when I reconnected, he fucking had lethal out of nowhere (I had control of the board and he was hugely behind) and I lost the game. I am so angry.

How many of these annoying bugs does it take for Blizzard to release a patch? There are even in-game interactions that don't work properly but yeah, they prefer to gather some more information.

Ffs do something: it's been a month since RoS launch. Does it have to be really unplayable for you to step in?

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Blizzard: Give this man 3 Abyssal Enforcers

Been there done that, been on a rogue kick. TRUTH about token druid, they get bodied, played it ect.  Reason being, Token druid BARELY gets by against being raced. Most optimized list of rogue beats it period, you would think it doesnt. but even without FAN you still win, yes rogue is godlike, I know this is the salt thread but fuck it, this thread actually has some of the best convo even though dudes be quoting shit, and these other guys trippin.  Oh and im salty ect. Mods so ass lol.

Elysiana has to be nerfed . Btw how is this possible that warriors always have 2 brawls in hand ?!

There is still a demonic project ( but only for Warlock) + Unseen Saboteur for spells .

"Hello, i play a netdeck in casual because basically i am a man child, i love sucking dick and my life is basically a lifeless empty husk and a sad shadow of a real life, but i think i am actually good because i beat you in casual with my netdeck."

-everyone in casual mode. 

Remember strategy? Those were the days!

What the fuck is taking so long with the rogue nerfs? I am so sick of this asshat lackey deck. It feels hopeless to play against it. 

khadgar giant conjurers 4 grave horrors

fuck you

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Quote from BKrisz >>

khadgar giant conjurers 4 grave horrors

fuck you

 

"I can't believe my shitty aggro deck with no cards above six cost can't handle someone's turn 8-10 play"

 1.Khadgar conjuring on a giant definitely doesnt have to be a turn 8-10. That's a 5 mana play on a giant already on the board.

2.Lol that youre acting as if conjuring isnt broken

3.Why did you assume he's playing an aggro deck(only because most aggro decks are what I call spam deck, i wont challenge "shitty" lol)

4.It's been stated numerous times this is not a thread to be an asshole in.

5.Fuck off.

6.Have a good day though.

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Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Blizzard: Give this man 3 Abyssal Enforcers

 More people should post in meme format. Love it!

play the strongest deck or loose turn 5, nice

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play the strongest deck or loose turn 5, nice

 Can't beat manipulated RNG

this game is a waste of time and effort. The algorithms for match making and card draw are flawed and designed so that we feel the need to 'invest'. Horse shit. I play deck X. Deck X has a 2 card combo. Never draw the 2 cards together in time to have a chance to win. Opponent has mirror. Opponent MORE FUCKING TIMES THAN NOT has 2 card combo.

Seeing nothing but fucking hunters. Switch decks. Seeing nothing but deck FUCKING x that has an amazing win % against what I chose to play. Where were all the hunters I was just playing?

Play arena...not presented with high drops. 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop, 3 drop. 1 drop trash, 1 drop trash LEGENDARY CARD TRASH, 3 drop, 3 drop. fucking instant regret.

go back to standard. load deck x. opponent, warrior turn 7 dr. boom. no chance to win. next game. oh, paladin. probably can have at least a fun fucking game. oops no your bomb drop is 2nd card from bottom. don't worry opponent will have bomb that is exactly on curve.

have total dominance quest. get to 4 wins. suddenly 5th win almost impossible to get. draws are even shittier than ever. mulligan away a card only to draw it 1st turn. 2 of the same 6 drop turns 2 and 3. do a random thing does a random thing to the thing that you least want random thing to happen to. 

now reading this sad fucking 700 page post i see plenty of comments outlining exactly what I experience. what are the chances?

you know what I think. I think the name of the game is money, not fun. how can we get the stupid masses to pay money and make them feel if they spend just a little more then it might be a little better. fuck that. for anyone reading this, don't waste your money. think twice before you make that purchase. ask yourself why is this developer doing what they do...because they want you to have fun or because they want to steal your hard earned money. yeah, ppl got to get paid but 49.99 for digital cards? what is the development budget for this game? FIX THE THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN.  

how is there balance when it is rock scissors paper? why because I can't possibly win 1.5 games out of 3 because of match ups? that makes balance? a good game gives you a chance to win every game no? 

I wish there was a way to demote myself to Rank 25 in wild. All I see in casual are Big Priests and Jades. Let me play my C'Thun Rogue in peace! *sigh*

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