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FUCK this RETARDED paper-stone-scissors game !!!
How does Summoner Mage always follow the same sequence? Oh, you mean the same way Control Warlock always followed the same sequence, holding on to their cards to save up for the mountain giant? Oh, OK, that's how.
How does Summoner Mage always manage to take a huge shit onto the board leaving gigantic pig shits of minions that get duplicated? Oh, you mean because they hoard cards and saved up for the mountain giant? Oh, OK.
I say we change the name of the archetype "Summoner Mage" to "Anal Retentive Diarrhea Mage." It holds onto the shit like a retentive anus then has an explosive shit all over the board that's sometimes a challenge to clean up.
HILARIOUS and accurate! They really got some idiots printing cards.
Fun > Meta
The same people crying about warrior thought deathstalker rexxar was okay.
Think about that.
Those who are given more in life, must not cling to it, but risk it all at every moment!
Just got off a 30 minute game against CW, and my dear god this ^. I'd rather lose five games against Rogue than one against CW, and not just because those five would take less total time. Archivist seems like a fun card in theory, but the reality is it lets these pieces of shit just run decks with about 25 removal cards + Boom, and then play choose-your-own-wincon while also ignoring fatigue. I have a job and a kid, and only get about an hour or two to play a day, and I'm considering insta-conceding when Garrosh shows up so that 50% of my leisure time isn't just "Brawl... Warpath... Devastator... Brawl..."
18 cards left, got two bombs in deck. Draws both i a row…. seems legit. WTF are the odds of that
Dont you want a balloon, Georgie?
this game is like tinder, you'll never find a perfect matchup
Man, Control Warrior is obnoxious. It might be the most boring deck in HS history.
Who the hell plays Vanish in their tempo rogue deck???Just lost a ridiculous game when i had the perfect Nomi for lethal and the guy just plays Vanish with it not having a text under like "created by ...".Vary disappointed about losing a perfect game like this to something this stupid.
1st hour of new expansion - new decks appear: boom warrior, tempo rogue, and mech hunter.
2nd hour of new expansion - every sad little fuck without a brain makes one of those 3 decks.
3rd hour of new expansion - I remember why I stopped spending money on this shit years ago.
Warrior. I will just say that, Warrior. Let it sink, give it a thought.
Also while i'm at it, fuck you Rexxar. Fuck you fucking piece of worthless shit.
When singleplayer is even more broken than ranked. Absolute fucking bullshit. Steamroll 7/8 and get no chance last boss.
I tried to play arena, you know, the supposedly skilled part of hearthstone.
After a salt filled evening, I have compiled a stereotype for every class.
Priest: My class is so shit, so I’ll steal your cards to make mine better. Literally cannot be beaten in a control matchup.
Paladin: Silver Sword or bust.
Druid: What druids.
Warlock: Because a 6/6 that deals 3 to everything seems fine.
Rogue: I will never miss the curve. Got a taunt? I’ll somehow discover a removal.
Mage: My entire class is carried by Flamestrike.
Warrior: They’ll probably kill themself before they kill you with how many weapons they draft.
Shaman: My entire class is carried by Walking Fountain.
Hunter: My entire class is carried by Call of the Wild. Oh, and Unleash the Beast is pretty good.
Love how you insta-win by drafting 3 Eccentric Scribes.
"deal 65 damage to enemy hero" quest
should be easy lemme just load up a homebrew deck in casual
1 hour and 4 games later
16 damage dealt.
fuck you netdecks.
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Res/Big Priest is just too much fun to handle...
Un-FUCKING-believable ... How many of you fucking monkeys are there?!
I don't care if Ress/Big Pirest is OP or what ever - so be it ... But facing it AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND OOOOPS - ONCE MORE... ZzZZzZZzZz
Is it? That's hilarious. With all the guides and add on software people use, it's as netdecked as Ranked is.
Damn how fucking lame are those hunter netdecks... once more a hunter meta feells so fucking frustrating... 5 damage to you face every fucking turn while still flooding the board.. either mech or beast hunters.. I dont know if I hate more hunters or colntrol/bomb warriors and their stupid 40min matches.. rogue dont annoys me much tho...
But I guess standard hearthstone is impossible to be different.. every expansion is like this, 2 or 3 bronken ass stupid decks making the meta boring as fuck.. when you actually try to have fun and experiment creating different decks you only loose against these fucks...
Could it be different or standard will always be like this?
A lot of the stupidness is really because of keyword "Rush". Both hunter and warrior decks would be a LOT less oppressive without rush.
Fun > Meta
Great point, mate. The thing is that the decks must always be super pro active, tier 1 decks always have great tempo or tempo swing answers.. So decks that are slow cant stand a chance. And i think that it cant be any different unless theres a revolutionary change in the gameplay