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Something is wrong with this fucking ladder. I take tess rogue - and I encounter only lackeys rogues, token druids and/or murloc shamans. Ok, fine, lets switch to those murloc/token/lackey - OH HERE WE ARE, PRIESTS AND WARRIORS, OH BOY, NO ROGUES OR MURLOCS OR TOKENS (well, not clearly, still 1 or 2 of them out of 7-8). Its coming for 2 or 3 days in row now, I dont think its coincidence, its a fucking counter system already. Where can I pay to finally reach legend, like any streamers out there?

This is getting beyond a joke.  Rogue needs a nerf.

I am not allowed, I AM SIMPLY NOT ALLOWED TO WIN, SHIT!!! FUCKING SHIT THIS GAME WILL KILL ME!!!

FUCKING DRUID WITH THE FUCKING TREES AND FUCK RETARDED REXXAR AND TO FUCKING HELL WITH THE DR BOOM PRICK AND HIS GODDAMNED FUCKING BOMBS!! ALSO, FUCK THAT ASSHOLE VALEERA, LET ME HAVE SOME FUN FFS!!! 

Do i have to assume that whenever i face the motherfucking druid i'm gonna get my arse handed to me on a silver platter? DO I HAVE TO ASSUME MALFURION IS GONNA FUCK ME OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN AD INFINITUM???

Fucking cunt roar and fucking soul of the pricks... Fuck the forest, really. 

The druid is a moron and a snob bastard on a high horse, grumpy grandpa. Out of all heroes he is the most hateful son of a bitch. Change my mind. 

I shit on malfurion's mouth. Fuck you. And Lunara is an asshole cunt. 

Slow people should just quit Hearthstone or Blizzard should reduce turn time to 1min or 30sec. Maybe even make a fast mode for people like me that don't need 1min and 45sec to make a decision. I would love to face netdecks and cancer decks all day if they would play at a faster pace than a turtle. 
Seriously considering running Nozdormu just to counter these slow plebs. 

God i hate the druid and druid players with all my heart... Im gonna make bad voodoo to anyone who plays druid vs me.

Malfurion, fucking clown... 

Man I have like a 90% wr with token druid in rank 4 & up but everytime I win I just stop for a few minutes feeling completely disgusted like this shit shouldnt be this easy beating control warriors, tempo rogues and basically whoever. Im mad, fuck this game lol.

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Man I have like a 90% wr with token druid in rank 4 & up but everytime I win I just stop for a few minutes feeling completely disgusted like this shit shouldnt be this easy beating control warriors, tempo rogues and basically whoever. Im mad, fuck this game lol.

 The worst part is that i could take this deck and auto pilot. But i refuse, no matter what i wont play the fucking token druid, and besides it's boring to me. 

I prefer to vomit my salt and get my ass handed to me, i hope they fucking kill the druid once and for all, i hate it deeply. Fucking malfurion, fuck this addictive game, fuck it... 

This expansion was fun for a while because there are some pretty cool new cards. However, a VAST majority of these games are decided by a simple RNG coin toss. Whether it's who has the better opening hand, like Token Druid or Zoo Warlock getting the absolute nuts and slaughtering you by turn 5 before you can develop anything on the board, Khadgar Mage getting a board full of giants on turn 5 because you don't draw answers in time, etc...or Waggle Pick Rogues...

**Simple math for the HS Development team: Waggle Pick on turn 4, Leeroy + Waggle Pick bounce turn 5, 3 mana Leeroy + Shadowstep + 3 mana Leeroy on turn 6...that's 26 damage from 3 cards...add a Prep-Eviscerate anywhere in there for a full 30 damage in 3 turns using only 5 cards, all possible by turn 6. Fun fact: There's only 1 class in the entire game that can directly heal that much HP back in 5 turns and it's not even Priest, it's Druid. You can run all the weapon removal or all the taunts you want, but sometimes the game just decides to put it all in the bottom of the deck. If no answer, you lose. Period.**

I watched a 40 minute game where a Control Warrior COMPLETELY outplayed a Big Shaman the entire game. The Shaman made obvious misplays almost every turn. The Warrior made ZERO. However, the Shaman just kept getting Lucky Witch's Brews from Hagatha plus a disgusting 2 extra Walking Fountains and 2 extra Shudderwocks from Elysiana. In the end, despite the fact that the Warrior straight up outplayed the Shaman in every conceivable way, answering everything the Shaman threw out with precision and skill, trading flawlessly, maintaining board control for the entire 40 minutes of the game, staying at 30+ health while the Shaman was on the brink of death most of the game, the Shaman got a lucky RNG roll on his 5th or 6th copy of Big Bad Voodoo (from Hagatha) on an extra copy of Shudderwock (from Elysiana), rolled Deathwing, put Windfury (from Hagatha) on it, and the Warrior just ran out of answers.

Just to put that game into a good analogy that describes the level of competitiveness, it would be like watching Lebron James play against a child in a completely unfair "ranked" game, Lebron outscoring the child 200 to 0, then at the end of the game the child gets a chance to be awarded 201 points and the win for taking one shot backward, over his head, across the court and having it go into the basket. That's not "sport." That's a joke.

It's not even possible to escape the shit show of turn 5 victories or 40 minute slug fests on ladder and play "fun" decks in casual anymore because it's has become the practice ground for people who want to "learn" Tier 1 net decks without losing their precious rank points. With top ladder finishers getting Tournament invites with insane prize pools, Twitch streamers making ridiculous sums of money, and Hearthstone being a competitive e-sport, laddering has become a profession. However, Hearthstone's ladder doesn't even have the same rules as the actual tournament, yet the results of the ladder determine who competes in the tournaments. What in the actual fuck?

Anyway, the point of this whole rant is I have always thoroughly enjoyed Hearthstone and have always wanted badly for this game to actually be what it pretends to be -- a competitive game that involves using your brain to actually outplay your opponent and win, but with more interactive gameplay and cooler animations than other CCGs. I don't know if anyone else feels the same way or took the time to read all that, but anyway...I wanted to vent.  

Mann the casino got me good today. Played 7 games with control warrior, ran into 6 mech hunters. Then i siwtch to token druid, i get 3 zoolocks in a row. So i switch back to control warrior, what do you think; mech hunter  again. Luckily most mech hunters at rank 5 play so poorely i still maintain a 75% winrate against them.

Fuck warriors.

if blizzard refuses to do anything about casual, they 100% must start rewarding gold for playing the innkeeper. 

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It's so freaking annoying when people with lethal have to BM their entire hand at you. Acting like they don't have lethal, wasting more minutes of your life by making themselves feel a little bit better for winning with that one stolen direct damage spell. Go pat yourself on the back pal you deserve it asshole. And fuck token druids still. When is blizzard fixing that broken ass twinspell treant bullshit, or even better just remove it from the game.

Oh "win 3 games with X class I don't really play" quest today? Sure lets just jump into Casual and oh wait! What do I run into: Tempo Rogue, Tempo Rogue, Tempo Rogue, Silence Priest (BIG SHOUT-OUT TO YOU SIR/MADAM FOR NOT BEING A CUNT), Mech Paladin, Token Druid, Tempo Rogue, and you guessed it Tempo Rogue. Always fun to go 0-8 to start (and fucking well end) the HS day.

Casually triying to win with a priest deck, Secret palaidin , token druid farmers russians everywhere.  I should have quitted...

Next time I'm mulliganing away priest win quests

Is there even a point of not insta conceeding to control warrior? They just keep a full hand of answers at all times, anything you put on board gets destroyed while he armors up to 30+

0-6 in the brawl and have wasted half my lunch. 

garbage brawl. 

I know Hunter isn't the strongest class out there right now, but I fucking hate Spider Bomb.  Ridiculous removal cards like this should not be printed.