Hearthpwn

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Reached legend and played my luna's pocket galaxy mage  in casual. Opponents: mech hunters, lackey rogues, bomb warrior.
What's the difference between ranked and casual my good people? B)

 Saurons influence and spies reaches far and wide my good king 

Quote from ArngrimUndying >>

Do you ever feel like the game is taunting you by denying you needed cards one game only to give them to you the next game's mulligan?

Had 4 separate games yesterday where I would have won had I drawn the right tech card(s) in my deck but I didn't and lost (i.e. running two Earth Shocks but can't draw either them in 15 cards to stop the mech Paladin). Then the very next game, oh look BOTH Earth Shocks in the mulligan when what I need this game against Zoolock is a Hagatha's Scheme that's also not to be found but which then appears in game 3's mulligan...and so on and so on.

 100%

I hate Hearthstone with a passion, but I can't stop playing. What the fuck is wrong with me? I haven't had fun with the game for two years.

Playing Carpet Zoo. Druid is a good matchup, Warrior is a bad matchup. So far today I've faced 1 Druid and 14 Warriors. In a meta where Druid is supposed to be the dominating deck.

Everyone plays the same rogue and warrior decks. Of course they `well played` me when they win with their overpowered retarded copy pasta decks that my grandmother can play to legend. the few times I play my own rogue decks. I only get more warriors with 3 weapon removal cards...uncreative tryhards at legend 11000

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Midrange Hunters and Paladins. Token Druid. Silence and Rez Priest. Tempo Rogue. Control Warrior.

Nice new meta. Only decks that feel new are Big Shaman and Conjurer Mage and I can't play them because I either opened the legendaries I never wanted or I lack the dust for shitty epics that will see play in a single deck. 

so you know whats fun

losing because of your deck choice.

i will forever be rank 5 because although i play like top 200 legend, my deck choice makes me rank 5.

nice design blizzard.

Quote from Kaladin >>

so you know whats fun

losing because of your deck choice.

i will forever be rank 5 because although i play like top 200 legend, my deck choice makes me rank 5.

nice design blizzard.

 I would be a pro if my teammates weren't shit. - Every low rank Lol and Dota 2 player.

Is the only solution to annoying idiots who can't play faster to just rope them back? I don't know why I keep facing these half brained people, but it is annoying as hell. Hearthstone aint rocket science!

Vancleef hof when?

Like how the actual fuck am I meant to deal with a turn 3 10/10 if I'm not warrior

Quote from Mbayoo >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

so you know whats fun

losing because of your deck choice.

i will forever be rank 5 because although i play like top 200 legend, my deck choice makes me rank 5.

nice design blizzard.

 I would be a pro if my teammates weren't shit. - Every low rank Lol and Dota 2 player.

 Logical and rational discussion thread is that way --->

this here's the irrational bullshit venting thread

Was at rank 1 using bomb hunter doing quite well. Then my last 9 fu*!ing games I’ve faced 6 stupid ass lackey rogues.

what is the best deck that will make lackey rogue cry? 

Control warrior

Slow people should consider watching water boiling instead of playing hearthstone - god it makes me mad when I face off against a brainless player. 

Quote from Mbayoo >>

Quote from Kaladin >>

s

o you know whats fun

 

losing because

of your deck choice.

i will forever be rank 5 because although

 

i play like top 200 legend

, my deck choice makes me rank 5.

nice design blizzard.

 

 I would be a pro if my teammates weren't shit. - Every low rank Lol and Dota 2 player.

 I'm shamelessly entertained right now.

Quote from user-100328162 >>

Vancleef hof when?

Like how the actual fuck am I meant to deal with a turn 3 10/10 if I'm not warrior

 polymorph, hex, taunt it down, execute, poisonous, deadly shot, word:death, aka all the shit you have to do to lameass giants

Yesterday I got up to rank 6 with token druid (the highest rank I've ever reached), then suddenly ran into an endless string of zoolocks with perfect draws. Today I switched to control warrior, easily got back up to rank 6, then saw nothing but dragon mages. It's like the game is actively trying to fuck with me.

It's such a nice cozy feeling to come back home after a long day at work, and then lose 3 times in a row to token druid.

This is the meaning of my life, to lose to druid in this game. 

I want the druid to die. Please, please god kill it. I hate it as much as i can hate something, fucking brainless shet deck.

Fucking prick malfurion and his fucking cunt treants...