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Hey guys!! Glad to find a pretty thread where I can safely say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK".

I mean, I started playing Wild a week ago and, you know.. after climbing in ONE DAY from rank 25 to rank 10, and then in another 2 days from 10 to 5 with a very fun-to-play Even Warlock.. I'm now facing a SHIT-TON FUCKME-STORM of Big priests (res priest? how the fuck are they named WTVR).

I just want to get Legend ONCE in my life, then i'd shut the fuck up about everything. But hey, Big Priest *exists* so FML.

Pls send help.

 

HOW DO I BEAT THEM T.T

 The short answer is: You can't expect to beat res priest with Warlock. Not enough transform capability and trying tech in cards that pollute their res pool weakens your deck against other archetypes

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Little update regarding Big Priests, they're not a problem anymore (for now) for me.. I left Even Warlock for fun-only games out of the ladder and replaced it with a DARKEST HOUR LOCK. I must say it's not quite my playstyle.. I actually hate this deck, but for some reason, tweaking on my own a Nozdormu instead of the Hecklebots it kinda works against Big Priests.. They have no time to think about what to do against that army of big thicc dick minions.. Although, it's pretty rare to find every single piece of the combo for thr big turn 5 show.. Let's say darkest hour lock is a big priest.. but honest (and a little bit less performant against other decks).

That's not a problem tho, I'm finding priests ONLY since 3 days :) (got Rank 4 2*)

Pray for me guys!! I could be Legend for the first time!!! SO EXCITEDDDD!!!!

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Hey guys!! Glad to find a pretty thread where I can safely say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK".

I mean, I started playing Wild a week ago and, you know.. after climbing in ONE DAY from rank 25 to rank 10, and then in another 2 days from 10 to 5 with a very fun-to-play Even Warlock.. I'm now facing a SHIT-TON FUCKME-STORM of Big priests (res priest? how the fuck are they named WTVR).

I just want to get Legend ONCE in my life, then i'd shut the fuck up about everything. But hey, Big Priest *exists* so FML.

Pls send help.

 

HOW DO I BEAT THEM T.T

 The short answer is: You can't expect to beat res priest with Warlock. Not enough transform capability and trying tech in cards that pollute their res pool weakens your deck against other archetypes

 forgot to quote the message..

Little update regarding Big Priests, they're not a problem anymore (for now) for me.. I left Even Warlock for fun-only games out of the ladder and replaced it with a DARKEST HOUR LOCK. I must say it's not quite my playstyle.. I actually hate this deck, but for some reason, tweaking on my own a Nozdormu instead of the Hecklebots it kinda works against Big Priests.. They have no time to think about what to do against that army of big thicc dick minions.. Although, it's pretty rare to find every single piece of the combo for thr big turn 5 show.. Let's say darkest hour lock is a big priest.. but honest (and a little bit less performant against other decks).

That's not a problem tho, I'm finding priests ONLY since 3 days :) (got Rank 4 2*)

Pray for me guys!! I could be Legend for the first time!!! SO EXCITEDDDD!!!!

 Gl bro. I would go full aggro tard for a legend push. But never did it myself so I might be wrong. But I know that they don't like something that can kill them by turn 5. (Hello mech hunter and pirate warrior)

I hate Zilleax,  the Lifesteal mechanic, anti aggro Decks and ppl. that are complaining about aggro decks. In that Order.

Why monkey is not nerfed yet? Playing 30 min a game against boring crap with mechs is not fun.

Fuck this game, fuck the warrior and the huntard bullshet, fuck sap and fuck the carpet, and ofc fuck the fucking Malfurion son of a betch. Fuck it all, fucking addictive game i hope it dies miserably...

Love trashy mech hunter players winning the board and game  due to broken Venomizer + Missile Launcher after being behind whole game. 

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Hey guys!! Glad to find a pretty thread where I can safely say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK".

I mean, I started playing Wild a week ago and, you know.. after climbing in ONE DAY from rank 25 to rank 10, and then in another 2 days from 10 to 5 with a very fun-to-play Even Warlock.. I'm now facing a SHIT-TON FUCKME-STORM of Big priests (res priest? how the fuck are they named WTVR).

I just want to get Legend ONCE in my life, then i'd shut the fuck up about everything. But hey, Big Priest *exists* so FML.

Pls send help.

 

HOW DO I BEAT THEM T.T

 The short answer is: You can't expect to beat res priest with Warlock. Not enough transform capability and trying tech in cards that pollute their res pool weakens your deck against other archetypes

 forgot to quote the message..

Little update regarding Big Priests, they're not a problem anymore (for now) for me.. I left Even Warlock for fun-only games out of the ladder and replaced it with a DARKEST HOUR LOCK. I must say it's not quite my playstyle.. I actually hate this deck, but for some reason, tweaking on my own a Nozdormu instead of the Hecklebots it kinda works against Big Priests.. They have no time to think about what to do against that army of big thicc dick minions.. Although, it's pretty rare to find every single piece of the combo for thr big turn 5 show.. Let's say darkest hour lock is a big priest.. but honest (and a little bit less performant against other decks).

That's not a problem tho, I'm finding priests ONLY since 3 days :) (got Rank 4 2*)

Pray for me guys!! I could be Legend for the first time!!! SO EXCITEDDDD!!!!

 Gl bro. I would go full aggro tard for a legend push. But never did it myself so I might be wrong. But I know that they don't like something that can kill them by turn 5. (Hello mech hunter and pirate warrior)

 Thanks! :) I won't ever going full aggro tho.. I REALLY don't enjoy playing such decks.. I'd rather play another game instead! ^^

Urghhh big priest :(

Great meta so far. There is one playable deck for each class. 

Every game is versus Token Druid or Zoo. 

Zzzzzzzzz....

I really dislike it when I'm playing Reno Renouncelock and Reno Jackson could really save me, but isn't drawn. What truly adds to the salt though, is when he tries to be in my opening hand in my next match, and isn't even needed to win in that one.

Stuck at Rank 2 with my Lucent Bark Deck every fcking time I‘m about to go rank 1 I face a fcking Rogue Deck with the coin adventage & god like mulligan always drawing his fcking sap at the right time it’s fucking tilting me , if I fcking face another rogue with his turn 2 Evil Miscreant i‘m gonna lose it 

sorry for the F words I just get the same feeling I had whenever I faced odd Paladin or Pirate Warrior  in the past , every game against a Rogue is so boring & repetitive 

Do you ever feel like the game is taunting you by denying you needed cards one game only to give them to you the next game's mulligan?

Had 4 separate games yesterday where I would have won had I drawn the right tech card(s) in my deck but I didn't and lost (i.e. running two Earth Shocks but can't draw either them in 15 cards to stop the mech Paladin). Then the very next game, oh look BOTH Earth Shocks in the mulligan when what I need this game against Zoolock is a Hagatha's Scheme that's also not to be found but which then appears in game 3's mulligan...and so on and so on.

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Do you ever feel like the game is taunting you by denying you needed cards one game only to give them to you the next game's mulligan?

Had 4 separate games yesterday where I would have won had I drawn the right tech card(s) in my deck but I didn't and lost (i.e. running two Earth Shocks but can't draw either them in 15 cards to stop the mech Paladin). Then the very next game, oh look BOTH Earth Shocks in the mulligan when what I need this game against Zoolock is a Hagatha's Scheme that's also not to be found but which then appears in game 3's mulligan...and so on and so on.

 Happens to me a lot when I play Reno decks in Wild, it seems, but it's always the Reno Jackson against aggro and then it tries to be in my mulligan against something like Big Priest, which Reno never saves me against. I need lucky Kazakus polymorphs in that matchup, but do I get them? Usually not even Kazakus.

Who the actual fuck plays 2x eater of secrets in any deck, much less a trash tier deck like jade shaman???  Who the fuck techs for secrets??

I must literally be the only person on wild ladder running any kind of secrets at all.  Not because secrets are good or fun, but because I have a daily quest for a trash tier class and I have no choice if I want to finish it.  I can only conclude that the opponent is terminally stupid or has a hard on for fucking over people trying to do their dailies/meming

Speaking of which, I've been at it for 2 hours now.  Fuck that guy and fuck blizzard for doing a shit job balancing the classes

Man this tilted me, Top deck power of creation into charge for lethal... I had lethal next turn aaaaaaaa https://hsreplay.net/replay/GTdbQBtj6XeiffnMuJrif4

i have only played against druid in 5 games.

i hate druid. 

Reached legend and played my luna's pocket galaxy mage  in casual. Opponents: mech hunters, lackey rogues, bomb warrior.
What's the difference between ranked and casual my good people? B)

Intentionaly froze the board instead of flame strike in case cunt has leeroy in hand so it's 1in4 chance to bounce him with final hit of wagglepick and ofcourse canceroid has the rng favor and bounces leeroy

This is just bullshit , every f game i play is against token druid or control warrior - the first one kills you in early game , the second one - in late game .

Druid has always been, currently is, and will always be the absolute most cancer in this game. Change my mind. 

I fucking hate druid with all my heart.

Edit: oh yea and of course the fucking Rogue and their bullshet bounce shenanigans crap. Forgot about that cunt for a second.