Hearthpwn

Im the only one who feels the meta to balanced? Everything beats me, but i beat nothing :D 

Bomb warrior is so fucking dumb to play against. Zero respect for anyone playing this deck. Literally all they do is drop a dozen bombs in your deck while stacking armor and clearing board. You can't draw to find the tools you need. You can't fight for board control to win in a conventional fashion and you can't burn because their armor gain is obnoxious. Blizz just needs to send Dr. Boom to the hall of fame already. Get rid of hero cards once and for all.

logged in just a couple minutes ago. played 3 games and then thought "damn, this is boring"

maybe i'm the only one tho...

I have a Hybrid (Big/Thief) Priest deck that seems to counter true Big Priests. I made it with the cards I had, and though this may seem like pepper so far, I had a salty match with it just now.

Rank 10 in Wild. Queue up with the hopes of defeating another full Big Priest with his own stuff that I'm missing. Garrosh appears. Pirates? No. Odd Quest and a crap ton of Taunt minions? No. Fully standard Bomb Warrior? Yes. To my credit, I made it to my last two cards with 9 health. I'm thinking, "I think at least one of these is a Bomb, but not both." I was wrong, and not in a good way. They say Priest is not in a good spot in Standard, and I think I just saw why.

Do people know there's a new expansion ???? My games on Wild tonight: Jade Druid, Pirate Warrior, Odd Paladin, Cubelock, Even Shaman and Big Priest.

yOu NeEd SkIl tO pLaY cOnTrOl WaRiOr. All you do is spamming your infinite removals and wasting my time with 45 min long games.

Yeah, so.. FUCK

Was playing tempo rogue against bomb warrior. 3 turns I was 2 damage short of lethal. 2 DAMAGE, firstly he hecklebots and destroys my Leeroy that way. In deck I had one eviscerate, 2 deckhands, SI:7, Raiding Party (which could draw deckhand)  and Hench-Clan Burglar (possible 2dmg spell in my deck). But nope! I draw a dread corsair, preparation, preparation. And then the stupid warrior rolls that sweet 7 armor. 3 fucking dead cards in a row, against a warrior that's just hanging there, and of course in the end emoting "NICE!" when I don't draw lethal after he rolls the armor.

Are you guys getting bomb warrior games in ladder? because all i'm getting in casual is braindead thief rogue players and braindead murlock shaman players

the first card they need to nerf is that 2 mana fucker that refills your hand

This isn't my salt but I figured i'd leave this here for the poor soul who added me after he lost.

For context, It was standard casual and I was playing Freeze mage, he was playing Khadgar Dragon Mage.  I answered most of his boards and set up a pyroblast lethal.  I played no discover or RNG effect cards of any kind, so his accusations were interesting.  He of course blocked me after the last message.

My favorite thing about the salt thread is seeing people whine because their shitty 4k dust aggro deck that doesn't have cards that cost more than six loses to control lol

*Opponent drops a 16/16 Edwin*

"Well played." *continues to run cursor over card*

You know...I can stomach all the Aggro, Big Priest, and Kingsbane players in the world..but the only player that makes me want to impale my laptop with my fist is the cocky emoting players that think when you take just a little time to think your turn out or they make one good play the entire game that they think that's game over right there and then. I'm just glad this time I had Hex and BM him by doing nothing the whole turn and until right when the rope ends I Just Hex his Edwin and he threatens me afterwards lol.

I gotta say, nothing scars the soul like copying Lucentbarks in Standard.  Win or lose, that's so uninteractive it hurts.  Even moreso than a deck full of Weasels.

Quote from Darksun200 >>

*Opponent drops a 16/16 Edwin*

"Well played." *continues to run cursor over card*

You know...I can stomach all the Aggro, Big Priest, and Kingsbane players in the world..but the only player that makes me want to impale my laptop with my fist is the cocky emoting players that think when you take just a little time to think your turn out or they make one good play the entire game that they think that's game over right there and then. I'm just glad this time I had Hex and BM him by doing nothing the whole turn and until right when the rope ends I Just Hex his Edwin and he threatens me afterwards lol.

 I do this when people are wasting my time but not because one minion on the board. That's just being an idiot. There's absolutely nothing wellplayed about edwin or giants. They can fuck off.

That moment when you're DESTROYING a summon mage, despite a lucky Zilliax draw on turn 5, Blizzard on Turn 6, and you get him down to 3 health by turn 7 with an owl in hand, ready for his dumb fucking Mountain Giant Conjurer's Calling play... but he RNG rolls 2 taunts and wins the game. That's the current state of the Hearthstone meta. Blizzard could have saved everyone a whole lot of time by just removing the gameplay entirely and making the "Play" button just generate a 50/50 win or lose, because that's all this shit is now.

2 games this morning

Play no board burn from hand rouge of such scumbag levels I hope I never meet it again (was probably a malygos deck but did not even need him if it was)

Mage with a perfect opener and early game removals, card draw and perfect rng on drawn cards. 

Yep thanks.

Quote from FireBurn >>

yOu NeEd SkIl tO pLaY cOnTrOl WaRiOr. All you do is spamming your infinite removals and wasting my time with 45 min long games.

 lol yea right. gotta love the players that think it needs skill to beat aggro with a control deck. ppl are just like that

Raiding Party please blizzard nerf this card into oblivion

Quote from Kovachut >>

On day 1 of the new expansion I opened around 83 packs and my last legendary was in the 65th one. Since then I've played a lot of arena and I also bought myself some packs, but, unfortunately for me, the pity timer was reached. Maybe I didn't open 40 packs exactly, but I'm sure they were more than 34. I've made a list of the legies, which I want to obtain and which I don't:

• No - Vereesa Windrunner, Nozari, Commander Rhyssa, Scargil, Jepetto Joybuzz. 33% to get one of those
• Meh - Oblivitron, Tak Nozwhisker, Blastmaster Boom, Chef Nomi.
• Yes - Kalecgos, Madame Lazul, Heistbaron Togwaggle, Fel Lord Betrug, Archivist Elysiana, Barista Lynchen.

And today I got Commander Rhyssa. So all of this waiting just for this crap?! What the fucking fuck?! Why do I always receive the legendaries from the classes, which I don't play at all (Pala and Druid), instead of the desired ones. I don't fucking care how viable secret (mech) paladin or token druid are in standard. I don't give a flying damn about their win-rate. Why would it matter to me, if I'm not going to play them at all? And if for some reason I decide to play the popular Secret Mech Paldin deck:

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Minion (17) 1x Commander Rhyssa 1x Countess Ashmore 1x Harrison Jones 1x Tirion Fordring 1x Zilliax 2x Aldor Peacekeeper 2x Annoy-o-Module 2x Bellringer Sentry 2x Mechanical Whelp 2x Sunreaver Spy 2x Wargear	Ability (11) 1x Kangor's Endless Army 1x Hidden Wisdom 2x Redemption 1x Autodefense Matrix 2x Blessing of Kings 2x Consecration 2x Never Surrender!	Weapon (2) 2x Mysterious Blade
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I have to invest 4800 dust for Kangor, Harrison and Tirion and who knows how much I have to spend on Secret Pala in wild. This is why I crafted Whizbang the Wonderful in the first place - to give me access to decks, which I don't have, but I might try sometimes.

I honestly don't know what I should do right now. Should I continue opening packs and hope, that I will get more satisfying results or should I save my gold for the next set?

You'll lose a drawing engine, but you can replace Harrison Jones with Acidic Swamp Ooze and save 1600 dust.

Tirion Fordring is a solid and super safe craft: the only possible scenario in which he won't see play is if Paladin will be total garbage.

Kangor's Endless Army is more of a gamble tho: it's a very specific card.

In my opinion you should just wait another week or two and play Whizbang.