i am trash and need to be immediately removed from life.
.
i wish i could just be normal and enjoy netdecking aggro in casual like everyone else. why do i have to want to deck build and put myself through this torture of playing my own decks in casual. i must hate myself.
Hey guys!! Glad to find a pretty thread where I can safely say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK".
I mean, I started playing Wild a week ago and, you know.. after climbing in ONE DAY from rank 25 to rank 10, and then in another 2 days from 10 to 5 with a very fun-to-play Even Warlock.. I'm now facing a SHIT-TON FUCKME-STORM of Big priests (res priest? how the fuck are they named WTVR).
I just want to get Legend ONCE in my life, then i'd shut the fuck up about everything. But hey, Big Priest *exists* so FML.
Hey guys!! Glad to find a pretty thread where I can safely say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK".
I mean, I started playing Wild a week ago and, you know.. after climbing in ONE DAY from rank 25 to rank 10, and then in another 2 days from 10 to 5 with a very fun-to-play Even Warlock.. I'm now facing a SHIT-TON FUCKME-STORM of Big priests (res priest? how the fuck are they named WTVR).
I just want to get Legend ONCE in my life, then i'd shut the fuck up about everything. But hey, Big Priest *exists* so FML.
Pls send help.
HOW DO I BEAT THEM T.T
The short answer is: You can't expect to beat res priest with Warlock. Not enough transform capability and trying tech in cards that pollute their res pool weakens your deck against other archetypes
Hey guys!! Glad to find a pretty thread where I can safely say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK".
I mean, I started playing Wild a week ago and, you know.. after climbing in ONE DAY from rank 25 to rank 10, and then in another 2 days from 10 to 5 with a very fun-to-play Even Warlock.. I'm now facing a SHIT-TON FUCKME-STORM of Big priests (res priest? how the fuck are they named WTVR).
I just want to get Legend ONCE in my life, then i'd shut the fuck up about everything. But hey, Big Priest *exists* so FML.
Pls send help.
HOW DO I BEAT THEM T.T
Mech Hunter, War pirate. But I gotta say I'm staying far from wild right now, even if I like to play there, the thought of big priest makes me uneasy. Cause I don't want to play mindless aggro and I don't want to see Barnes.
But damn seeing only rogues and warriors in standard makes me sad. I mean come on, we got a lot of new cards, can we not just stick to two decks? I'm trying mage,priest,shaman, clunky ones but I see only bombs (not really fun to play against, dunno playing it) and the damned tempo rogue which I have but bored me after two days... And I'm playing at rank 17. But even there I see only BMers that plays the top decks, cause you know the golden rare, such value :p
If you're a hearthstone player and you cry about unbalanced games. Why the FUCK do you play Hearthstone? The most unbalanced pay to win game ever created? This game is supposed to be "fun" - Blizzard. And if you don't enjoy it would you pleeeaaaasseeeee just take a look at your life instead? Im speaking to you Kaladin.
Two games, two lackeys summoning 4-power 2-drops. At least the second one was "only" a 4/3, unlike the Milihouse the game before. Misplayed because I didn't want to cede all tempo, not anticipating RNG dropping in 5 minions on T4, with a board big enough that a nova couldn't handle it; probably should have lost all tempo to, erm, still lose to a huge board when mine is then empty.
I hate darkest hour, when I play warlocks they ALWAYS have the combo turn 4, and I'm ALWAYS facing down turn 4 malganis - 2 voidlords - 2 doomguards. I made the deck, I didn't even get the combo once in 23 games.
fourth Never posted hear before but tonight really pissed me off, its doing that thing where your opponent gets perfect draw, you draw terribly and they get random luck in game, my theory on this is the game engine is shit and it caches all the time and the matchmaking is broken, not in a comspiracy theory way just don’t think it works as intended, anyway i digress.
Created a priest deck to mess with other priest resurrections, started well, got the cards to disrupt it and played them, they then played two of the stone cards 2 turns in a row, the first being perfect, getting there 3 biggest minions back the second not perfect but still none of the shitty minions i gave them, they then plays the new priest legendary which 2 turns in a row gives them their biggest cards back , so i lose.
I then switch to this random element shaman i made, not perfect but got about 5 wins out of 7 yesterday so not terrible, the 4 matches today. First dragon paladin, who played the two give dragons +3+3 cards on turn 5 and 7 which turned out to be extra lucky because watching the cards he buffed of which there were about 8 were all but 1 dragons, thought hey maybe he is only playing dragons but no every card he topped decked after was a non dragon card, ok he got lucky
Next game, my most hated deck in the game, mill rogue, you can’t win if you play anything but low level aggro but i gave it ago. Of course i drew only big cards all my card draw and every card that got destroyed due to over draw was the useful ones, he also played an mc tech at some point and of course got the best minion
Third game reno lock, prince 2 drop on 2, kazakus on 4, emperor on 6, basically had the exact card you would want each turn, it was basically the draw you would pick if you could just decide what card to play each turn. Oh and that stupid taunt that destroys your deck on 7, lost again.
Fourth and final match and this point I was very annoyed, bomb warrior. Seemed to be going ok but obviously his turn 4 was the weapn and then he immediately played 2 of the mechs that put bombs in your deck immediately after. I’m still doing ok, been a fair game, then when i get him down to 9 helathhe plays two of the Mechs in a row which deal 5 random damage which of course are perfect but still have a big minion left with 5 health so i can get them down to 2, has 6 mana, plays omega assembly, which he drew after going down to 3 cards which immediately gave him the deal 5 damage to a non mech card which he used to kill my minion and then went on to win the game as it also gave him magentic minions, this is afte drawing no cads and wastimg the other omega assembly on turn 1with 16 cards left
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you won with zoolock in casual. good for you.
i am trash and need to be immediately removed from life.
.
i wish i could just be normal and enjoy netdecking aggro in casual like everyone else. why do i have to want to deck build and put myself through this torture of playing my own decks in casual. i must hate myself.
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Hey guys!! Glad to find a pretty thread where I can safely say "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK".
I mean, I started playing Wild a week ago and, you know.. after climbing in ONE DAY from rank 25 to rank 10, and then in another 2 days from 10 to 5 with a very fun-to-play Even Warlock.. I'm now facing a SHIT-TON FUCKME-STORM of Big priests (res priest? how the fuck are they named WTVR).
I just want to get Legend ONCE in my life, then i'd shut the fuck up about everything. But hey, Big Priest *exists* so FML.
Pls send help.
HOW DO I BEAT THEM T.T
having an answer to FUCKING EVERYTHING
guess who
not you, uh? :(
i want to die
The short answer is: You can't expect to beat res priest with Warlock. Not enough transform capability and trying tech in cards that pollute their res pool weakens your deck against other archetypes
Mech Hunter, War pirate. But I gotta say I'm staying far from wild right now, even if I like to play there, the thought of big priest makes me uneasy. Cause I don't want to play mindless aggro and I don't want to see Barnes.
But damn seeing only rogues and warriors in standard makes me sad. I mean come on, we got a lot of new cards, can we not just stick to two decks? I'm trying mage,priest,shaman, clunky ones but I see only bombs (not really fun to play against, dunno playing it) and the damned tempo rogue which I have but bored me after two days... And I'm playing at rank 17. But even there I see only BMers that plays the top decks, cause you know the golden rare, such value :p
Shut the fuck up.
If you like the game, don't come in this thread.
Even I have faced murlocs from standard in wild casual.
Nothing I can do much against those infinite murlocs in hand.
If I play control, I would get fucking bored to death.
I like elementals and totems.
Two games, two lackeys summoning 4-power 2-drops. At least the second one was "only" a 4/3, unlike the Milihouse the game before. Misplayed because I didn't want to cede all tempo, not anticipating RNG dropping in 5 minions on T4, with a board big enough that a nova couldn't handle it; probably should have lost all tempo to, erm, still lose to a huge board when mine is then empty.
looks like another day of "im not allowed to play what i want in casual"
gg aggro netdecks, you are better than me.
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FUCK THESE RETARDED TOKEN DRUIDS GET CANCER WILL YA
I hate darkest hour, when I play warlocks they ALWAYS have the combo turn 4, and I'm ALWAYS facing down turn 4 malganis - 2 voidlords - 2 doomguards. I made the deck, I didn't even get the combo once in 23 games.
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Mage with Khadgar and 4 8/8 on turn 5. Sure. Piss the fuck off
Again fuckers counter queuing in casual lol
Magic carpet. Great design. Let's vomit our hand all over it at turn four and watch our opponent trying to wipe it with air. So dumb.
fourth Never posted hear before but tonight really pissed me off, its doing that thing where your opponent gets perfect draw, you draw terribly and they get random luck in game, my theory on this is the game engine is shit and it caches all the time and the matchmaking is broken, not in a comspiracy theory way just don’t think it works as intended, anyway i digress.
Created a priest deck to mess with other priest resurrections, started well, got the cards to disrupt it and played them, they then played two of the stone cards 2 turns in a row, the first being perfect, getting there 3 biggest minions back the second not perfect but still none of the shitty minions i gave them, they then plays the new priest legendary which 2 turns in a row gives them their biggest cards back , so i lose.
I then switch to this random element shaman i made, not perfect but got about 5 wins out of 7 yesterday so not terrible, the 4 matches today. First dragon paladin, who played the two give dragons +3+3 cards on turn 5 and 7 which turned out to be extra lucky because watching the cards he buffed of which there were about 8 were all but 1 dragons, thought hey maybe he is only playing dragons but no every card he topped decked after was a non dragon card, ok he got lucky
Next game, my most hated deck in the game, mill rogue, you can’t win if you play anything but low level aggro but i gave it ago. Of course i drew only big cards all my card draw and every card that got destroyed due to over draw was the useful ones, he also played an mc tech at some point and of course got the best minion
Third game reno lock, prince 2 drop on 2, kazakus on 4, emperor on 6, basically had the exact card you would want each turn, it was basically the draw you would pick if you could just decide what card to play each turn. Oh and that stupid taunt that destroys your deck on 7, lost again.
Fourth and final match and this point I was very annoyed, bomb warrior. Seemed to be going ok but obviously his turn 4 was the weapn and then he immediately played 2 of the mechs that put bombs in your deck immediately after. I’m still doing ok, been a fair game, then when i get him down to 9 helathhe plays two of the Mechs in a row which deal 5 random damage which of course are perfect but still have a big minion left with 5 health so i can get them down to 2, has 6 mana, plays omega assembly, which he drew after going down to 3 cards which immediately gave him the deal 5 damage to a non mech card which he used to kill my minion and then went on to win the game as it also gave him magentic minions, this is afte drawing no cads and wastimg the other omega assembly on turn 1with 16 cards left
Anybody order a bomb?!!!!
Fun > Meta
some people would like you to believe that a non competitive mode where this is every game is totally fine.
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Played token druid against tempo rogue.
He discovered Starfall , Warpath and Consecration
Thank you blizzard for wonderful game and even bigger thanks to retards who keep preordering every expansion for this scheisse
Giving Twinspell to The Forest’s Aid was a fucking mistake.