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Quote from freaKofMaya >>

This game is fking ******** and todays meta is fking ******** , i almoust have all the standard cards and decks and i feel sorry that i spent one cent on this shitty game, everyone waits till kripp , disguised or someone from pro league makes a "meta" "pro" deck and then everyone copies it , that fking beautiful. USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION , that what this game is about . I fking also hate the fucking russians all the time that fucking taunt you with emotes while playing that type of FUCKING META SHITTY ******** FUCKTARD STUPID SHIT ON A STICK DECK. Fuck this game and fuck this communty and all the shit with it , its not only the fucking blizzard that gone full ****** full of shit and bullshit promises. The whole gaming fucking industry is gone TO FUCKTARD FUCK HELL FILLED WITH 8 YEAR OLDS STEALING THEIR MOTHERS CREDIT CARD AND ADDICTED TO FUCKING GAMBLING IN WAY OF OPENING FUCKING LOOT BOXES AND PACKS BASED ON FUCKING LUCK , OH WELL AT LEAST THEY GOT THE COOL ANIMATIONS. The only good game on the horizon i see that really good and took time to make and not milk EVERY FUCKING YEAR OR MONTHS OR SO WITH FUCKING DLC AND SHIT every fucking second is Mortal kombat 11 , yes they have dlc I WILL WOULD DEF PAY AND PROLLY I WILL SPEND MONEY ON IT BECAUSE ITS A QUALITY FUCKING GAME. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGATHER GAMING INDUSTRY. BUFU - BUY US , FUCK YOU.

 LMAO! 

Quote from Kaladin >>

how the hell does every paladin have both copies of Kings in the first 10 cards.

 Its called "The Mulligan Phase"  LOL

Out of 6 targets, my arena opponent's Mad Bomber managed to kill my Jungle Panther, effectively cripling me for that game.

this has now been around 15 games in a row my opponents have outdrawn me, even though i have every drawing card in my deck.

Quote from freaKofMaya >>

This game is fking ******** and todays meta is fking ******** , i almoust have all the standard cards and decks and i feel sorry that i spent one cent on this shitty game, everyone waits till kripp , disguised or someone from pro league makes a "meta" "pro" deck and then everyone copies it , that fking beautiful. USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION , that what this game is about . I fking also hate the fucking russians all the time that fucking taunt you with emotes while playing that type of FUCKING META SHITTY ******** FUCKTARD STUPID SHIT ON A STICK DECK. Fuck this game and fuck this communty and all the shit with it , its not only the fucking blizzard that gone full ****** full of shit and bullshit promises. The whole gaming fucking industry is gone TO FUCKTARD FUCK HELL FILLED WITH 8 YEAR OLDS STEALING THEIR MOTHERS CREDIT CARD AND ADDICTED TO FUCKING GAMBLING IN WAY OF OPENING FUCKING LOOT BOXES AND PACKS BASED ON FUCKING LUCK , OH WELL AT LEAST THEY GOT THE COOL ANIMATIONS. The only good game on the horizon i see that really good and took time to make and not milk EVERY FUCKING YEAR OR MONTHS OR SO WITH FUCKING DLC AND SHIT every fucking second is Mortal kombat 11 , yes they have dlc I WILL WOULD DEF PAY AND PROLLY I WILL SPEND MONEY ON IT BECAUSE ITS A QUALITY FUCKING GAME. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGATHER GAMING INDUSTRY. BUFU - BUY US , FUCK YOU.

 Kripp is low key bad for the culture his decks are all just extra regular and obvious. I agree with this except in wild you can make rank 5 with overpowered cancer decks with really random but independently valuable legendaries. That being said big priest needs to get nerfed (not barnes tho, Resurrection and eternal servitude)

Quote from uiasdnmb >>

BLIZZARD THERE'S CLEARLY A LIMIT AND YOU NEED TO STOP

[picture of Underbelly Anguler CREATED by Underbelly Angler]

 This made me snort laugh 

Quote from uiasdnmb >>

BLIZZARD THERE'S CLEARLY A LIMIT AND YOU NEED TO STOP

 that card could use a good nerfing

Quote from LaFlame3500 >>

Quote from uiasdnmb >>

BLIZZARD THERE'S CLEARLY A LIMIT AND YOU NEED TO STOP

 that card could use a good nerfing

 Definition of value. When I first read the card I thought wow more ways to get extra warleaders and toxfins. Didnt even consider creating itself. Really, any card that can generate a legendary just for playing other cards is ridic. When I see three Scargils on the board there is problem both in the game and the players mind to waste them all at the same time.

going on about 20 games in a row my opponents have outdrawn me to win.

i dont know how much longer i can play this game.

because i didnt tech in weapon removal in my 'just for fun' casual deck, that means i deserve to lose.

god damnit.  i am so trash.  i hate myself more than anything else.  hopefully i wont wake up.

Mass Resurrection has got to be one of the most busted cards that has ever come out. Resurrect priest completely takes away the fun of hearthstone. They play these huge creatures and then have 20 different fuckin ways to get them all back. Even if you have a bunch of board clears eventually you run out and then get combod for 24+ damage because one creature was left alive. Fuck off hearthstone.

Dr. Boom carries Warriors so hard they can actually afford to play greedy trash like Seaforium Bomber and Augmented Elekk. Nobody fucking ordered a bomb, Blizz.

Quote from Kaladin >>

because i didnt tech in weapon removal in my 'just for fun' casual deck, that means i deserve to lose.

god damnit.  i am so trash.  i hate myself more than anything else.  hopefully i wont wake up.

 Kaladin my dude, i love reading your posts in this thread, i'm addicted to read them daily. Still, i hope you dont mean what you say. 

Come in this thread, vomit all your salt and move on :) 

casual is harder than ladder, change my view

edit: in casual, perfect curve with hunter is too slow.

Quote from freaKofMaya >>

This game is fking ******** and todays meta is fking ******** , i almoust have all the standard cards and decks and i feel sorry that i spent one cent on this shitty game, everyone waits till kripp , disguised or someone from pro league makes a "meta" "pro" deck and then everyone copies it , that fking beautiful. USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION , that what this game is about . I fking also hate the fucking russians all the time that fucking taunt you with emotes while playing that type of FUCKING META SHITTY ******** FUCKTARD STUPID SHIT ON A STICK DECK. Fuck this game and fuck this communty and all the shit with it , its not only the fucking blizzard that gone full ****** full of shit and bullshit promises. The whole gaming fucking industry is gone TO FUCKTARD FUCK HELL FILLED WITH 8 YEAR OLDS STEALING THEIR MOTHERS CREDIT CARD AND ADDICTED TO FUCKING GAMBLING IN WAY OF OPENING FUCKING LOOT BOXES AND PACKS BASED ON FUCKING LUCK , OH WELL AT LEAST THEY GOT THE COOL ANIMATIONS. The only good game on the horizon i see that really good and took time to make and not milk EVERY FUCKING YEAR OR MONTHS OR SO WITH FUCKING DLC AND SHIT every fucking second is Mortal kombat 11 , yes they have dlc I WILL WOULD DEF PAY AND PROLLY I WILL SPEND MONEY ON IT BECAUSE ITS A QUALITY FUCKING GAME. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGATHER GAMING INDUSTRY. BUFU - BUY US , FUCK YOU.

 Haha, Mortal Kombat is shite and always has been. 

Big priest and darkest hour warlock are the most absurd decks in wild. RIP wild :(

everyone else: builds the greediest fucknig deck possible, draws perfectly, feels like a goddamned genius, deck guide and legend in a matter of hours, 60% winrate, god tier player for making a "new archetype"

me: builds a reasonable tempo deck with a normal curve and good win con, draws terribly and loses to greedy decks, 30 to 40 game loss streaks, single digit winrate in casual

i'm not even exaggerating. 

Supercollider is the most cancerous weapon ever added to this game. Change my mind.

Quote from DiscretElite >>

Supercollider is the most cancerous weapon ever added to this game. Change my mind.

 Kingsbane (pre-nerf)

Oh my god how could I have forgotten about Kingsbane