Hearthpwn

lol seriously after so much time and new year expansion nothing actually changed, just the same cancerous attitude player base. congrats

Hate warrior, hate warrior, hate warrior. Please, developers, nerf this boring crap to the ground.

1. Think of interesting deck/combo.

2. Queue in.

3. Loose hard.

4. Adjust deck to meta.

5. Repeat

6. Deck becomes meta-like unenjoyable garbage.

7. Still loose.

8. Raqequit.

Again, not Mega Salty, but Reno players are lame. It’s one thing to top deck it to save your butt. It’s another thing entirely, to hold it and take a beating on purpose to play it near death, whilst they diddle themselves to ecstasy.

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Daily nerf Dyn-o-matic post.

 Play a mech on turn 4 / 5 ?

 Wish there were mechs that are worth playing on turn 4/5. 

Dyn-o-matic

 Class card. -_- Don't be obnoxious.

Ok so Darkest Hour Warlock is officially the new cancer, faced 16 today (six-fucking-teen, unbelievable) and they equally make me want to quit Wild as Shitsbane and Big Priest

I swear hearthstone players are so trash they take the entire turn timer to make a move 1 million other ppl have done b4. If only the turn timer could be set to perminant nozdormu speed, that is how long your turns should take. If you see the fuse go down more than once in a game, actually even just once, just delete the app because your deck is clearly too confusing for you and youre probably garbage

Forreal thete needs to be a 1/1 3 drop that has a battle cry of "for the rest of the game players have 15 second turns" im so fuck ik ng tired of wsiting 20 mins for a mill rogue to figure out how to play his garbage hand

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Forreal thete needs to be a 1/1 3 drop that has a battle cry of "for the rest of the game players have 15 second turns" im so fuck ik ng tired of wsiting 20 mins for a mill rogue to figure out how to play his garbage hand

 When I see my opponent is Rogue, I just wait to see what he's playing. If I see a Coldlight Oracle I just concede and save myself some time to actually find a fun opponent

Send them to me. I'll show them how its done. LUL

i love when warrior players spend last two mana on additional warpath even tho they already cleared everything on the board instead of using boom hero power that summons 3x 1-1 mechs. And they still win regardless

This game is fking retarded and todays meta is fking retarded , i almoust have all the standard cards and decks and i feel sorry that i spent one cent on this shitty game, everyone waits till kripp , disguised or someone from pro league makes a "meta" "pro" deck and then everyone copies it , that fking beautiful. USE YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION , that what this game is about . I fking also hate the fucking russians all the time that fucking taunt you with emotes while playing that type of FUCKING META SHITTY RETARDED FUCKTARD STUPID SHIT ON A STICK DECK. Fuck this game and fuck this communty and all the shit with it , its not only the fucking blizzard that gone full retard full of shit and bullshit promises. The whole gaming fucking industry is gone TO FUCKTARD FUCK HELL FILLED WITH 8 YEAR OLDS STEALING THEIR MOTHERS CREDIT CARD AND ADDICTED TO FUCKING GAMBLING IN WAY OF OPENING FUCKING LOOT BOXES AND PACKS BASED ON FUCKING LUCK , OH WELL AT LEAST THEY GOT THE COOL ANIMATIONS. The only good game on the horizon i see that really good and took time to make and not milk EVERY FUCKING YEAR OR MONTHS OR SO WITH FUCKING DLC AND SHIT every fucking second is Mortal kombat 11 , yes they have dlc I WILL WOULD DEF PAY AND PROLLY I WILL SPEND MONEY ON IT BECAUSE ITS A QUALITY FUCKING GAME. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGATHER GAMING INDUSTRY. BUFU - BUY US , FUCK YOU.

I am literally the unluckiest player ever this season. Last season my w/r was in the 70's, this season it's about 5%. Every game, if you can think of a low roll, I will 100% of the time get that low roll. If you can think of a high roll, my opponent is guaranteed to get that high roll. I've had numerous people now watch my games because they say I just suck and rng has nothing to do with it. At the end, they all say "wow you actually are incredibly unlucky". One of my games my opponent top decked the EXACT card that was needed to counter my board, if he had of missed any of those 12 cards, or drawn them in a different order, game would have been mine. Last game mage drew Frost Nova into Frost Nova into Blizzard into Blizzard into 4 7/8's with taunt summoned randomly.

The worst part of it all, is whenever I get a friend request it's always to ask how it felt for them to have their way with me, asking if I needed any cream for my rear-end. The even worser part is blizzard doesn't care about even threats sent from one player to another.

This is supposed to be a kids game, but I be the actual number of children (other than those acting like children) is probably less than 1%. 

I used to love HS for all of it's crazy interactions, but when every last flip in hundreds of games is the worst result for you, and the community acts like garbage, the game loses every ounce of fun, and I wish I could quit the game and get back every last penny I sunk into this game.

Inb4 someone replies with I just suck at the game and to stop blaming rng :D

Can mage get some early game defence please? The stats are woeful.

back to back topdeck blessing of kings.

meanwhile, i dont ever draw what i need.

how the hell does every paladin have both copies of Kings in the first 10 cards.

how to never draw your combo:

be me.  combo is ALWAYS at the bottom 5.

HOW THE FUCK

dragons roar -> double emeriss