Hearthpwn

OPEN LETTER TO BLIZZARD: 

Dear Blizzard!

Suck my ass.

Just wanna play a Recurring Villain Paladin deck and finish a Paladin quest in standard casual but can't have fun or complete the quest because there is nothing but Bomb Warrior and Toggwaggle Rogues like aren't these tier 1 meta decks right now? ffs go to ranked! 

So I go over to Wild casual hoping people will be playing fun decks there but of course how I can I be so naive I played against nothing but Ressurect Priests and a standard Toggwaggle Rogue again! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel I'm part of the like what, 4% of people that play this game and play casual mostly just to play fun decks. The rest of the people are budget net deckers that are too afraid to play their OP deck in a format where it really matters and be rewarded even more for it.

almost like its not a game. I'm pretty competitive in real life games and i used to play some fighting games at a tournament level but this game is way to busted to care about lol. Every time I see someone use the word "skill" speaking about decks in this game I cringe a little. You have to be pretty talentless to talk up HS "skill" lmao.

Nice, lost 2 times in a row to the same zoo warlock. I did not drew my Duskbreaker and Reno with throwing away all the cards in my hand before the start. Both times I died on turn 7. Fucking trash, 2 games starting second and did not get any answers. Then the next game againt slow mage and I got both of my cards at the start. What a coincidence.

wins are determined by luck, change my mind.

I was on my way to getting my 3rd straight win with Big Warrior when I got disconnected. FML

Fuck blizzard and their terrible testing team. 

The game is back to a horrible state consisting of only 3 classes being played because all of their decks are some of the most broken decks ever in the game.

30% of my matches are bomb warrior, 30% tempo rogue and 20% token druid.  That leaves 20% for the other "6 classes".

Well done blizzard you really outdid yourselves this time you fucking morons.

fuck casual

fuck ladder

fuck this entire goddamned game.

no one is allowed to actually enjoy it.

I sure am glad they brought Cabalist Tome back to the Arena. 

I missed the feeling of losing to random card generating spells that generate more random spells that generate more spells.

I can never get enough of that. Love the game experience.

Fuck Paladin Secret, Fuck Murloc Shaman, Fuck Zoolock, Fuck Token Druid.

I hate aggro. I hate brainless decks. SPECIALLY in the fucking casual.

Let me have fun fucking maggots.

Go play those fucking craps in the fucking ladder.

How do I port my decks into Arena? Fought a Druid with the Token opener of Wispering Woods into Savage roar + Power of the Wild OTK.

Bomb war, is fun to play with, mirror matches are fair, but I tried to play 2 other decks(Kangor Pally, Mech hunter), and....I know I am not very good at piloting them but still, is not fun to play against them idk how fair is to elek double clockwork and attack with wrench cuz that is 30 damage, and ofc they can shuffle even more, and some that I encountered played very defensive, kept the bombs for the end game, and when I had 8 to 10 cards left in to my deck, they were shuffling 5 to 7 bombs and sometimes I just draw 4 in a row ,which you know is not very good considering the health total is 30. Yea blizz we got the idea but you can fix this, oh and I don't even want to talk about dr boom + warpath is not like that deals 15 damage on average...

Still can't get in, do not really want to start a thread though.

Anyone know how to fix this or anyone else experiencing the same thing?

It is amazing how every warrior has the same curve. 

1/3 minion
Whatever t2
3/3 or 3/4
T4 weapon. 

This Shaman with a really dumb deck emotes at every single fucking play I make like I play ANY minion then it's followed by "THAT'S INCREDIBLE!" then I play a hex remove his minion "THAT'S INCREDIBLE!" then everytime I clear his board with AOE it's then he replies with "BY THE NIGHT!" then when I play Witch's Brew to heal up it's yet again "BY THE NIGHT!" 

I just ended up muting him but I know he's doing it cuz he's hovering over his hero like a spazzed child. 

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Bomb war, is fun to play with, mirror matches are fair, but I tried to play 2 other decks(Kangor Pally, Mech hunter), and....I know I am not very good at piloting them but still, is not fun to play against them idk how fair is to elek double clockwork and attack with wrench cuz that is 30 damage, and ofc they can shuffle even more, and some that I encountered played very defensive, kept the bombs for the end game, and when I had 8 to 10 cards left in to my deck, they were shuffling 5 to 7 bombs and sometimes I just draw 4 in a row ,which you know is not very good considering the health total is 30. Yea blizz we got the idea but you can fix this, oh and I don't even want to talk about dr boom + warpath is not like that deals 15 damage on average...

 i showed the math in an earlier post but the minimum you could take from bombs+ boombots was 36 I believe. That was really lowballing all the boombots and weapon removal after every wrench. So basically a tard warrior never has to actually hit you with a minion. I just played vs that trash with my mechacthun deck. Drew my entire deck and definitely played well. Had like 4 hp once deck empties but he had blastmaster on board so i lost. I got hit with 7-8 bombs. It was a super trash and greedy list too. Upgrades and greenskin. He actually played a fucking Leeroy which is pretty much for the posterboy card for braindead trash players.

I honestly feel you'd have to be retarded to say its "fun" to play.

Some real fucking salt right here:

I logged in to Hearthstone after lunch to check out if there was someone online to the Challenge a Friend quest with me. Usually I do that quest with one specific friend of mine, but he wasn't online. Suddenly another guy on my list pops up (he added me after I let him get to rank 5) and I think to myself, "Hey, this guy played some cool deck back then, why not give him some gold and see what other cool decks he has". So I message him and we start the match. I was playing immortal Paladin with Immortal Prelate - Safeguard - Da Undatakah and my "friend" came up with nothing better than standard Bomb Warrior. As I drew 3 bombs in a row and died, he said, "See, you're just a weak player haha" And although I realized it was a joke, the fact that the guy netdecked against me in a friendly match drove me mad, so I deleted the fucker from my list. No way I'm going to do the 80 gold quest with anyone other than my true Hearthstone friend again.

Decided to try out the new arena, jesus christ it sucks. My first run was just okay, didn't have a great deck, didn't get great results. Fine, on to the next. In my second run I get an amazing priest deck with three northshire clerics, kabal talon priests, two auchenai soul priests, a circle of healing and prophet velen. Went 5-3 because in all of the games I lost I not only drew terribly but my opponents somehow had even better decks than I did. Great... Next run, I get an average midrange warlock deck. a lot of zoo cards but also a few good late game cards. I went 1-3, and my last game my opponent is a mage and it was absolutely ridiculous. (remember that this was at 1-2 by the way) Next to other really good cards he had fireball and flamestrike on curve (just like every other mage I've faced so far, I thought that card was supposed to show up far less often than most other cards?) and to top it off, he discovered Kazakus from a messenger raven, and it fucking activates... And to make it even more insane, he not only gets the perfect potion (board clear + 5/5 for 5 mana), but also had duplicate, and the next kazakus gives him that same fucking potion. Then I died from a pyroblast to the face. Blizzard, if you want me gone from arena, just tell me instead of torturing me with this bullshit.

How is it possible for ALL mages to have Mountain Giant + Kadghar + the spell that summons 4 12-drops by turn six EVERY FUCKING GAME!?

Losing 6 games in a row, because auf shitty draws, every 50/50 against me and terrible matchups.

There are these situations, when you think: he has to discover this spell and this random spell has to hit this random targets or he loses. AND EXACTLY  THIS SHIT HAPPENS! and not once...

FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK MY DECK, FUCK THE OPPONENT, FUCK MY LUCK

have a nice fucking day