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4 cost weapon that does 8 face dmg per swing

3 cost 3/3 that does 5 face dmg to face

7 cost 7/7 that does 19-37 dmg to enemies

5 cost 5/5 that does 5 dmg to face

7 options in deck equal 32(weapon: lol didnt realize you can die literally just from weapon) + 16 + 19(19-37:lets low roll it for giggles)+ 20 = 87 dmg lmfao. This is ONLY 7/30 cards. Even if you remove bodies. 81- 16(weapon destroyed after one swing) -6 - 19(imagine no dmg hits face:super unlikely) - 10 = 36 (still enough to kill a 30 hp opponent)

Absolute bullshit. This is the best case scenario where you are NEVER hit in face and remove weapon immediately AND you still take AT LEAST 36 dmg. Oh fuck off trash game designers.

QED

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I was little late with packs opening... But today I openend 140 packs and I get 5 legendary. Only FIVE it's f****** joke. Blizzard f*** you I will never buy any thing from you.

 Hmm, don't know if this can be of any consolation to you, but here it goes:

I opened a little more than half your packs... as such, I still miss a lot of epics, let alone legendaries. In fact, got about one fourth of RoS playable epics. In such a situation, you'd think that when you get to see that purple glow, there'd be a quite high chance of the card being new, not a duplicate, right?

Well, last pack opened gave me the friggin' 5th copy of Batterhead, blissfully ignoring those three fourths of epic slots still empty.

 

 that's a sleeper good priest/pal card

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I was little late with packs opening... But today I openend 140 packs and I get 5 legendary. Only FIVE it's f****** joke. Blizzard f*** you I will never buy any thing from you.

 Hmm, don't know if this can be of any consolation to you, but here it goes:

I opened a little more than half your packs... as such, I still miss a lot of epics, let alone legendaries. In fact, got about one fourth of RoS playable epics. In such a situation, you'd think that when you get to see that purple glow, there'd be a quite high chance of the card being new, not a duplicate, right?

Well, last pack opened gave me the friggin' 5th copy of Batterhead, blissfully ignoring those three fourths of epic slots still empty.

 

 that's a sleeper good priest/pal card

 Mate, I do agree it's a decent card... but 5 (five) copies of it? While still missing a ton of other cards of the same rarity!?

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I was little late with packs opening... But today I openend 140 packs and I get 5 legendary. Only FIVE it's f****** joke. Blizzard f*** you I will never buy any thing from you.

 Hmm, don't know if this can be of any consolation to you, but here it goes:

I opened a little more than half your packs... as such, I still miss a lot of epics, let alone legendaries. In fact, got about one fourth of RoS playable epics. In such a situation, you'd think that when you get to see that purple glow, there'd be a quite high chance of the card being new, not a duplicate, right?

Well, last pack opened gave me the friggin' 5th copy of Batterhead, blissfully ignoring those three fourths of epic slots still empty.

 

 that's a sleeper good priest/pal card

 Mate, I do agree it's a decent card... but 5 (five) copies of it? While still missing a ton of other cards of the same rarity!?

 4 copies of Magic Carpet here, which followed 4 copies of fucking Surrender to Madness from Rastakhan Day 1. I guess it's some sort of shitty tradition...

1 demon overlord 1 sabetour...dont think i got any other epic in like 22-25 packs whomp whomp

People keep saying some specific card is a mistake, but I know what's the actually mistake in the game?

Khadgar and Power of Creation WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.

Remember when N'zoth that summons tons of broken minions out there? Then last rotation Bloodreaver Gul'dan carries N'zoth effect in standard format?

NOW ITS THIS FUCKING MORON KHADGAR THAT BRINGS N'ZOTH EFFECT BACK INTO THE STANDARD GAME MODE, ALL THIS SUMMONING MANY MINIONS ON TURN 10 IS THE MOST ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT IN ALL WAY, ITS LIKE A FUCKING INCURABLE DISEASE OF HEARTHSTONE.

ANOTHER STANDARD ROTATION THAT WOULD BE POTENTIALLY BE GREAT BUT IT'S RUINED BY THIS.
GOOD FUCKING JOB BLIZZARD! I HOPE YOUR GAME WILL BE DEAD FOR ANOTHER MONTHS.

You forgot the conjuring spell. The double rag combo is silly af as well. And then there is still atromancer thats an easy combo.

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You forgot the conjuring spell. The double rag combo is silly af as well. And then there is still atromancer thats an easy combo.

 Well yeah, I know that too. But I should have mentioned that too anyway... Annoying as fuck as you said.

I have every deck in standard atm, 22k dust and started saving for next expansion with 500g already stashed.

And I FUCKING WHOLEHEARTEDLY HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME MORE THAN I HAVE HATED ANYTHING IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

netdecking in casual is totally fine.

i dont deseerve to enjoy this game.  i am being punished.  everyone else should be allowed to have fun at my expense because i am worthless.

Absolutely sick to fucking death of my opponents consistently topdecking perfect answers. Just played 4 battles and each time I stabilised the board while my opponent was down to one or two cards in hand per turn and oh look what a fucking surprise each time it was exactly what they needed for either lethal or to refill their hand or to turn the board back in their favour.

Roping every turn, making the play last second and playing the biggest cancer deck currently in the game: bomb warrior. Some people are the worst....

Also I have played at least 15 battles with Khadgar in my decks but I have yet to actually fucking see him, let alone get the chance to play him. What the fuck?

Twice I've even double-checked to see if he is actually in there. He is. Just always in the last cards in my deck.

technically won a mechacthunlock match vs a scrub lackey rogue. He got rafaam and splinter-ed a hireek. I decide not to kill him just so he could play a board of 10/10 hirreeks. The degenerate just hits face and plays blastmaster boom. The level of retardation is absolutely amazing. I think the other class cards made me forget it was a failed aggro rogue. I should have just killed the scrub.

I like to imagine that Big Priest players jump around like fucking apes, screaming and shitting their pants when they see Barnes in their opening hand

so looks like the price of legend is "craft kadghar"

for the low price of 1600 dust, you too can buy your way into legend.

People keep mentioning that HS has a great community. Well I just want to point out that out of my ranked games today I faced only bomb warriors. Nothing else. Bomb warriors. I think the community is brain dead if this shit happens.

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I like to imagine that Big Priest players jump around like fucking apes, screaming and shitting their pants when they see Barnes in their opening hand

 If I played Big Priest, I wouldn't wear pants. It's not exactly a foreplay deck.

ARENA IS SO STUPID MAN IS INSANE !!

I had a warlock deck with 3 hellfire, 2 fellfire, 2 doom, 1 7 mana that doas 3 dmg AOE and RAFAAM.

Guess what: I went 2 3 !!!!

Whyyyyy ? Just Whyyyyy ?

Opponents had crazy luck !!!!!

Lost to rouges that just went face. (One of them had 2 saps and 1 spellbreaker to go through my taunts)

And lost to proest who stole my rafaam and of course got better legendary like tirion while I got streight crap.

This is so so so stupid.

That deck should have easily made it to 12 wins.

It's all just like like flipping a coin but worse because you actually have to wait more to see the result.

It's sooooo stupid.