Hearthpwn

Consistently drawing both Forest's Aid in your first 3 draws. 32 fucking mana, most of my deck costs 2.

DELETED

I´m in "I-do-my-quests-and-fck-the-rest"-mode. 3 days after expansion launch. 10 minutes per day.

Two words: 1.Bomb  2.Warrior

Maybe I will be back after nerfs, maybe not.

FUUUUUUCK YOU BLIZZARD (and Kripp^^)

26 cards in the deck,3 bombs. You got 12 hp,you draw all of three bombs in your next turn.

Yesterday i have 24hp and 5 bombs in my deck and 23 cards. I draw all 5 of them. 

Thank you blizzard,for everything. If i dont quit today,i know i wont buy any packs with money ever again. :)

This game is so fucked up. These piece of little suckers in Blizzard actually get paid for their shitty decisions. 
Got rid of DK's and Genn/Baku, sure let's bring aggro Druid/Shaman and fucking bomb warrior with xxx removals and 4/5 mech that deals 10 dmg to a minion.

Just lost a game where the guy was on turn 4 of fatigue with no cards in hand and used his  dr boom hero power to get mechathun which he rushed into my 12/4 the next turn to win the game with 4 life left. This game sometimes....

best hs expansion since goblins vs gnomes and saltboys trying to ruin everybodys experience by roping every turn vs warrior. this aint get you up in the ladder

All tempo rogue players should kill themselves to make world a favor

Highroll every game with lackeys, with draws, with random off-class spells. It feels like you're not supposed to win sometimes once you get matched against that cancer deck. Even baboon can hit legend with it, and i've encountered a lot of them and im very glad i didnt pay money to get such experience. Poor p2p players (those, that didn't join this cancer fiesta)

And i forgot to mention that they're 99%  going second against me

It is no surprise EVERYONE  hates bomb warrior. 

As a fellow bomb warrior hater, how about everyone who hates bomb warrior drop a like. 

Each like represents one bomb warrior quiting the game.

Quote from MakeWarlockWinGamesAgain >>

It is no surprise EVERYONE  hates bomb warrior. 

As a fellow bomb warrior hater, how about everyone who hates bomb warrior drop a like. 

Each like represents one bomb warrior quiting the game.

 Sneaky way to get lots of likes on a post :o

Quote from Jimmare >>

26 cards in the deck,3 bombs. You got 12 hp,you draw all of three bombs in your next turn.

Yesterday i have 24hp and 5 bombs in my deck and 23 cards. I draw all 5 of them. 

Thank you blizzard,for everything. If i dont quit today,i know i wont buy any packs with money ever again. :)

 This seems to be happening a lot. I've experienced it twice today aswell and there's a lot on Trolden of it happening too...

Also, I can't start the game up anymore. Is there an update?

Quote from MakeWarlockWinGamesAgain >>

It is no surprise EVERYONE  hates bomb warrior. 

As a fellow bomb warrior hater, how about everyone who hates bomb warrior drop a like. 

Each like represents one bomb warrior quiting the game.

 IF YOU WANT TO GRAB LIKES, NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO LIKE THIS: GOT IT?

If you play bomb warrior please don't BM people. You are not good. You are using deck someone else made it and most of the time it's autopilot win because of the bombs, not your skill.

4 bomb warriors in a row all had Town Crier on 1, Elekk on 2/3, Goblin or Wrench on 3/4, Dyn-o-matics on 5. It's bad enough I have to put enough pressure to kill them before the bombs in my deck kill me. It's even worse when they literally have the nuts every fucking game.

Side-note: I just missed lethal in a game against a certain individual who shall remain nameless because he posts here a lot, right after I posted this gripe, because I was tilted and miscounted damage lol. The good news is, losing a game because I'm a dumb ass cheered me up. GG, and thanks for NOT playing bomb warrior.

I made fucking token druid to counter bomb warrior. Who know which deck i havent seen last 5 games? Sure, warrior :) also first match versus rogue who made “counter token” deck with vanish etc shit. Why iam still playing lol rigged ranking everything turn 1 game knows winner 

>spend a crapton of spare dust to create a tier 1 deck

>consistently do better with a off-meta tier 4 deck that I already had all the resources for

H a r u m p h.

Why hasn’t backstab been hall of famed ffs blizzard. Also what are the odds of drawing 3 bombs in a row with 17 cards in my deck? Fun game amirite... and why do people say they got high legend rank with shit decks when they were already high legend rank from the previous expansion? 

I like the ladder meta.  I like the ladder meta when I face it on ladder.

I do not like the ladder meta when I face it on casual.

Yay, for some reason my rankup gatekeeper always seems to have perfect answers. Three times in a row now...