Hearthpwn

I really need someone to remind me why i still play this game...

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Quote from KingCarnage >>

"Use their brain" LMAO

When there are too many options available to clear your entire board. lol.

 If you really compare the skill level between aggro and control as the same you really have no clue. There is a reason it's so easy to climb with those crap decks.

Looks like I hit a nerve. Sure, just go face and tell yourself whatever you want.

Wait blizz gave OTK decks more fckin burst with the legendary they gave out...Like how can they be so fckin ...AAARrghh...Mind-blast priest and others are just enjoying ,while just amazingly i found the quit button on my HS menu...at least maybe standard will be saved or something after expansion launch...

Why the fuck RNG so much affects the outcome of a game ? Retarded Bitchxxar rolled each turn lifesteal and rush beasts. The worst experience is against RNG hero cards for sure(Hagatha, Rexxar, Gul’dan), even losing to FLJ feels not that bad. Fucking stop with RNG trash.

The best arena decks aren’t at 11-0, they’re at 2-2  or 3-2, piloted by idiots who got carried by raw card power.

Also stop giving me elemental synergy cards in Mage arena and then only offering like 3 decent elementals. Bonus points for picks where it’s elemental synergy or hot garbage.

Went 1-3 as a Paladin in arena.

The turn after I played Silver Sword the three times I played it (on 8 twice and on 11 another game), my opponent had weapon removal in hand not once, not twice, but ALL THREE TIMES. Once the 5 mana ooze, once a Gluttonous Ooze, and once Harrison Jones.

Like don't get me wrong if you face a paladin you're of course gonna save your weapon removal but I SO RARELY am even OFFERED weapon removal and three people in a row not only had one in their deck but had it in the top third of their deck as well.

i have to accept that im a trash player and no one wants me around, i dont deserve to enjoy hearthstone and this is just my life.  i am trash.  i am trash and worthless.  this is absolutely my fault for not playing aroudn the topdeck because i am trash.

Quote from BoomShroom >>

The best arena decks aren’t at 11-0, they’re at 2-2  or 3-2, piloted by idiots who got carried by raw card power.

Also stop giving me elemental synergy cards in Mage arena and then only offering like 3 decent elementals. Bonus points for picks where it’s elemental synergy or hot garbage.

 Don't even mention it. How many times I just want to add them after the game and ask them how the fuc* are they able to lose 2 games on 2,3 wins with some crazy deck and 2-3 great legendaries. 

casual in 2019.

Whizbang gave me Gonk druid, opponent hunter drops DK on 6, grafts arfus, gets death grip, steals Gonk. grafts blowbat with poison, dire frenzy on it, wipes my board, i repopulate, masters call blowbat again. fml

Yeah, I haven't played much in the last 4 days so I really don't have any reasons to complain but... yeah fuck OTK decks, see you in hell

Every time I play Hearthstone I always get angry at myself for losing and just getting more depressed. Does losing ever do this to you or am i just crazy? Like, I hate myself some more

Quote from NeverEverGonnaPay >>

Quote from KingCarnage >>

"Use their brain" LMAO

When there are too many options available to clear your entire board. lol.

 If you really compare the skill level between aggro and control as the same you really have no clue. There is a reason it's so easy to climb with those crap decks.

 

Looks like I hit a nerve. Sure, just go face and tell yourself whatever you want.

 Probably doesn't have to do with the fact that you can play 3 times the game in the same time. But sure, lets pretend Odd Warrior is a skillful deck. 

idiotic druids ruining my lunchbreak. Even if you take long turns and go over all your cards, it's not that complicated, my braindead 15-year old cat can play it.

Me *Builds a creative new combo deck with Archmage Vargoth that barely anyone will have seen before and pulls it off perfectly first game*

Huntard opponent *That's nice I am just going to Dire Frenzy this Stonetusk Boar and then get loads of them with Master's Call even though I have more beasts than just those in my deck but will hit every single one both times and have both Hunting Mastiff's exactly when I need them*

Me *###£%^"%%^&&*££##$%$~#*

fun is banned forever. 

instead of packs, i would like to pay $80 to enable a true casual mode.

Quote from Bluelights >>

Quote from NeverEverGonnaPay >>

Quote from KingCarnage >>

"Use their brain" LMAO

When there are too many options available to clear your entire board. lol.

 If you really compare the skill level between aggro and control as the same you really have no clue. There is a reason it's so easy to climb with those crap decks.

 

Looks like I hit a nerve. Sure, just go face and tell yourself whatever you want.

 Probably doesn't have to do with the fact that you can play 3 times the game in the same time. But sure, lets pretend Odd Warrior is a skillful deck. 

 Sure, it's a lot easier on that part too. And again YES, any control deck requires a lot more thought than crap that just goes face. Cause it just goes face..

Love hearing aggro troglodytes defend the "skill level" of aggro

This is stupid, pick one deck - meet counter deck, pick some kind of value deck - meet only combo decks, pick aggro to beat combo - meet only odd warriors, switch back to value - meet counter decks. And yeah, absolutely perfect answers from my opponents every turn. Lost all my games for today.

Quote from Kaladin >>

fun is banned forever. 

instead of packs, i would like to pay $80 to enable a true casual mode.

 Often i may see your point...but for christs sake this is a murloc druid...how much more casual do you want to get.