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Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

Oh and all you fuckers who, even when you've clearly won, still decide to fuck about and play half the cards in your hand, fuck you.

 Trolling because you refuse to concede?

3 rogues, then 3 huntards and then an aggro mage. Fuck this game, 0 fun to play.

I finally got a golden priest hero though. Now I’m free.

fuck off all the losers playing wall priest fucking pathetic scum, just delete yourself.

Not speaking to anyone here, but I just went through a 20 game stretch from Rank 5 to 2 going 16-4.  So, I should be in the pepper thread, right?

No!

I played a number of the usual suspects, but I also got a Burgle Rogue and 3 seemingly-identical copies of Rush Warrior, and something occurred to me.  You always hear about how it's so awful to play a good deck because of lack of originality, but I realized people playing "fun" decks are still copying decks.  Yeah, I watch Kibler too, I know where that Shaman deck came from.  Yes, I watch Thijs too, I know where your Druid deck came from.

Hypocritical shit stains.  16-4 . . . eat it.

Exactly, if you're gonna waste my time by not conceding then you deserve it

Quote from jjs46dg >>

Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

Oh and all you fuckers who, even when you've clearly won, still decide to fuck about and play half the cards in your hand, fuck you.

 Trolling because you refuse to concede?

 Oh no, I'm not talking about matches where there's enough face damage on the board. Those I concede. 

I'm talking about the people who have the cards in hand to win, but play pointless cards first just to prolong the turn before playing the card that wins. I just can't see the point. 

Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

Quote from jjs46dg >>

Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

Oh and all you fuckers who, even when you've clearly won, still decide to fuck about and play half the cards in your hand, fuck you.

 Trolling because you refuse to concede?

 Oh no, I'm not talking about matches where there's enough face damage on the board. Those I concede. 

I'm talking about the people who have the cards in hand to win, but play pointless cards first just to prolong the turn before playing the card that wins. I just can't see the point. 

 There is no point other than them signalling that them and their lives are sad as fuck.

It's the same subset of players who have a little sulk by roping after you make a play, same subset of players who think emoting before lethal is the thing to do, same subset of players grinding the same decks you see ad naseum - like hunter, odd Mage, and wall priest...

Same subset of players who THINK posting  "git good" on a forum like this DOESNT make them look pathetic as fuck, same guys who take top tier decks into casual, same guys who take advantage of bugs and exploits before they get fixed or nerfed.

Lets face it these sad, spotty virgins would remain hidden otherwise - at least when they stroke their emotes or draw out lethal you can know that they might have got lucky this particular game, but that they don't have the brains to play something original, their rank is meaningless just a function of the deck they use that pretty much plays itself ...and that their lives suck.

Quote from Shadowrisen >>

Not speaking to anyone here, but I just went through a 20 game stretch from Rank 5 to 2 going 16-4.  So, I should be in the pepper thread, right?

No!

I played a number of the usual suspects, but I also got a Burgle Rogue and 3 seemingly-identical copies of Rush Warrior, and something occurred to me.  You always hear about how it's so awful to play a good deck because of lack of originality, but I realized people playing "fun" decks are still copying decks.  Yeah, I watch Kibler too, I know where that Shaman deck came from.  Yes, I watch Thijs too, I know where your Druid deck came from.

Hypocritical shit stains.  16-4 . . . eat it.

 Yea but again, there's nothing wrong with seeing a deck and think "damn that deck looks sweet. I want to try it." It's not exactly as the same as "I don't care what I'm playing as long as it's mindless and tier 1." 

What are guys doing having discussions here? You're going to make some people cry.

I have three quests: Play Rogue cards, play Odd cards, play Even cards. Ok, I build a shitty ass rogue deck filled with Razorpetal generation and card draw and jump into casual. I start the game with a hello and EVERY TURN I damage myself or my minions if I can.

Does anyone play along? Fucking nope. Odd Paladin, even paladin, odd mage, midrange hunter. It's just SMORC SMORC SMOrc. No returning emotes. No playing along with me OBVIOUSLY just trying to finish my quests. "OH ME PLAY ON CURVE. MY OPPONENT SHIV HIS OWN FACE. I SUMMON HUFFER. I GO FACE."

Quote from Aaelar >>

I have three quests: Play Rogue cards, play Odd cards, play Even cards. Ok, I build a shitty ass rogue deck filled with Razorpetal generation and card draw and jump into casual. I start the game with a hello and EVERY TURN I damage myself or my minions if I can.

Does anyone play along? Fucking nope. Odd Paladin, even paladin, odd mage, midrange hunter. It's just SMORC SMORC SMOrc. No returning emotes. No playing along with me OBVIOUSLY just trying to finish my quests. "OH ME PLAY ON CURVE. MY OPPONENT SHIV HIS OWN FACE. I SUMMON HUFFER. I GO FACE."

 This happens to me sooooo much lol. I did have one opponent who understood and let me play out my very obvious quest only deck before he killed me XD

Most opponents usually don't play along but that just makes it extra sweet when you encounter a fellow quest completer with an obvious ''Play X amount of X-cost cards'' deck.

i like this brawl because you have choices

do i play mage, warlock, or hunter?  or do i lose the game before it's even started?

If developers will not give good priest or neutral dragons, my deck will look like a fucking joke after rotation - 2 Twilight drakes and 2 Crowd roasters in Lady in White deck. Fucking stop printing garbage.

I'm on 12 health, Hunter has 3 cards in his hand. Obviously it would be Tundra Rhino, a 6/5 Crackling Razormaw that gives the rhino +3 attack and a Lynx. Of fucking course it would be.

Quote from DontDirtyMyRat >>

I'm on 12 health, Hunter has 3 cards in his hand. Obviously it would be Tundra Rhino, a 6/5 Crackling Razormaw that gives the rhino +3 attack and a Lynx. Of fucking course it would be.

 Sadly this is the norm these days. Spoon feed perfect cards. Takes the thought out of it. 

Anyone else than me that feels like you get matched against decks that are good against the deck you choose to play on certain days? Decks that I have never faced playing one deck, I play against EVERY FUCKING GAME after I switch decks...

all the motherfucking time.  I think they have the same shit fucking pity meter except is an ass fucking luck meter. pay to play motherfuckers pay to play. when the asshole meter is on, i can guess my mulligans. I say 'i bet if i throw those 2 cards out, I will draw both my 7 mana cards and get totally fucked against this agro deck.' sure enough, 7 , 7 and next draw is 9 fucking stupid odd wyvern asshole.  

sorry this was a response to SwedishOxxx's on point message about the shit show this game is. can't fucking use a message board what do you fucking want from me.

one more fucking edit. 3 years playing this and for sure there is a algorithm for the matchups. no fucking way it is random. fuck i play against 5 stupid turd hunters in a row, switch one fucking card and suddenly it's dumb shit togglefuckingoggle. get the fuck out of here. blizzard fuck you. 

I am 100% F2P  but I would pay real money for a version of this game that had actual random RNG.