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If Jimmy Saville  and Michael Jackson were around to play Hearthstone I'm sure they'd choose hunter. 

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If Jimmy Saville  and Michael Jackson were around to play Hearthstone I'm sure they'd choose hunter. 

 I've always thought they'd be Priests.

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Quote from BrodeAndNetdeckersSuck >>

If Jimmy Saville  and Michael Jackson were around to play Hearthstone I'm sure they'd choose hunter. 

 I've always thought they'd be Priests.

 Not sure if intended, but good double meaning.

One of those two were proven innocent in a court of law.

I should start playing big priest. Looks like a fun deck.

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I should start playing big priest. Looks like a fun deck.

 LMAO

Have "Pride" in your choices.

From rank 11 four stars to rank 15 zero stars. Kyssing intensifies

Dreampetal florist discounted Floop instead of maly for 7 times in a row ending up in a pretty big loss streak :) damn i fucking love this trash game huh

nvm

i so hate myself. 

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Congrats to Blizzard for removing all thought and strategy from this game. Build a net deck, play the cards as drawn, empty your hand, top deck the game winner. Repeat.

I either draw perfect cards on curve and play a mindless game, or I watch my opponent draw perfect cards on curve and I sit and watch a mindless game. RNG effects always hit perfectly. Discover cards always pick the best cards possible. Animal Companion should be renamed "summon Huffer". That is of course unless the +1 attack from Leokk will win the game. 

Bottom line is I miss strategy. I remember when I used to have to think before playing a card. When perfect draws were rare and top deck winners were the exception not the rule. I get that it is a business and they have to dumb it down to attract and keep new players. I just wish they wouldn't manipulate every single aspect of the game. 

first game. Mechatun druid. Why is this moronic card in the game? Turn 6, draws 15+ cards using Floop's Glorious Gloop. Its the most boring deck in the game, no skill required, just fast fingers. Every turn, every game is the same.

Game two. Turn 3 a 10/10 edwin. He was very skilled at drawing the right cards.

I guess the game does not want me to play today

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Thank you!

 This so much, I'm resisting so much to trash talk some user here, stop coming here and criticize other users whines. You just look like a stupid moron.

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first game. Mechatun druid. Why is this moronic card in the game? Turn 6, draws 15+ cards using Floop's Glorious Gloop. Its the most boring deck in the game, no skill required, just fast fingers. Every turn, every game is the same.

Game two. Turn 3 a 10/10 edwin. He was very skilled at drawing the right cards.

I guess the game does not want me to play today

 And again. What a fucking retarded deck. Remove, cylce, gain armor play mechatun. Imbecile card

Nothing new in the expansion so far. Boring garbage. Another reason to play PvE only. Well, at least I will have more time to play WoW.

I'm not angry.  I'm just deflated.  I hate how all it takes to completely ruin me is one bad comment.  I try to come up with something unique and creative.  "Too slow/worse than the current combo" and I'm spiraling downward out of control.  Sometimes I really regret trying to be different. 

I haven't really been playing on ladder much this month, so I decide to just go for rank 5. I get to rank 6 + 5 stars playing Odd Warrior and it never fails. Mechathun Priest > Mechathun Warlock > Mechathun Druid. Back to back to back. What are the odds? 1 in a million? Is this that "variance"?

Game 1 as mill rogue: didn’t draw coldlights until the 20th card. Lost due to face beats.

game 2: lost to a fucking pirate warrior bot. Like why do you even play the game if you’re just gonna bot. You’re not even playing the game, and it’s not a show of how good of a brewer you are because you’re using a cookie cutter deck. Do you really need proof that you’re not worthless that badly?

game 3: against secret pally. Game DCed and came back to the game 3 turns later.

I just lost a game i so should have won. I was odd mage against deathrattle priest. i missed lethal not once but TWICE by 1 damage and the next turn both times they played Amara. Then they won by out valuing my frostlich WITH THEIR OWN FROSTLICH JAINA THEY GOT FROM CHRYSTALINE ORACLE. All in all an incredibly unlucky game.

If you read this packleader... I don't like you very much