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Reno warlock on 20 rank, man, just kill yourself.

 huh I switch between wild and standard so its possible i could be rank 20 at some point. What would be wrong with playing renolock?

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Played 7 Dirty Rats against Mecha'thun Warlock and didn't pull the damn thing, this is the side of Hearthstone that I hate the most.

Hey, I have a question to you. When did you play the Dirty Rats - before or after Emperor Thaurissan? I'm asking, because in my games as Steal Priest I witnessed how the wild Mecha'thun warlocks ran 2xGalvanizers in addition to Thauri. I'm guessing they do this, in order to bluff their opponents and bait out the rats? I'm saying this, because if you have played most of the rats prior to Thauri, there could have been a big chance the opponent didn't have Mecha'thun in the first place.

If this isn't the case, then sorry for your bad luck. I also hate losing like this. Gratz for reaching legend btw.

4 before Emperor Thaurissan (Brann Bronzebeard + 2 Dirty Rats, 3 after (opponent had nothing in his deck at that point), I was just really unlucky. I got Legend a few hours later, but a few of the games at rank 1 were so frustrating because I literally lost to bad luck.

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Quote from Arivaali >>

Reno warlock on 20 rank, man, just kill yourself.

 huh I switch between wild and standard so its possible i could be rank 20 at some point. What would be wrong with playing renolock?

Well, it is the only place I can have some fun, but I do not have any fun playing against this deck. 2 main reasons: Reno and Gul’dan.

Who knew that Gul’dan is strong, especially with wild demons... 

I would really like to know what goes on in the insane mind of who developed  Deathstalker Rexxar, probably the local asylums didn't want him so Blizzard decided to give him a chance and gave him a job.

How absolutely pathetic would you feel if you had to play hunter, odd pally or odd Mage to climb the ladder? It must suck to get to the end of the season and not be able to be proud of your rank because you played a deck a fucking mindless bot can grind to legend. You sad, pathetic fucks I feel sorry for you.

i dont deserve to be happy.  i wish i was dead.

Just lost to Frost Lich Jaina for the thousand time. Got so angry that I dusted my copy of her. Bye bye. Rotation can't come fast enough.

Seriously, that has to be the most overpowered card in the game.

Hey blizzard, could I maybe play at least one game of Hearthstone on mobile without it being extremely fucking laggy or just completely crashing? That would be lovely

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Played 7 Dirty Rats against Mecha'thun Warlock and didn't pull the damn thing, this is the side of Hearthstone that I hate the most.

Hey, I have a question to you. When did you play the Dirty Rats - before or after Emperor Thaurissan? I'm asking, because in my games as Steal Priest I witnessed how the wild Mecha'thun warlocks ran 2xGalvanizers in addition to Thauri. I'm guessing they do this, in order to bluff their opponents and bait out the rats? I'm saying this, because if you have played most of the rats prior to Thauri, there could have been a big chance the opponent didn't have Mecha'thun in the first place.

If this isn't the case, then sorry for your bad luck. I also hate losing like this. Gratz for reaching legend btw.

4 before Emperor Thaurissan (Brann Bronzebeard + 2 Dirty Rats, 3 after (opponent had nothing in his deck at that point), I was just really unlucky. I got Legend a few hours later, but a few of the games at rank 1 were so frustrating because I literally lost to bad luck.

 3 extra rats? Would love to see that replay.

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Hey blizzard, could I maybe play at least one game of Hearthstone on mobile without it being extremely fucking laggy or just completely crashing? That would be lovely

 I know you’re in a salt thread, and have every right to complain. But this isn’t a general issue, so maybe try and update your phone? I’m playing exclusively on phone, and I don’t ever have issues.

fuck off playing meta hunter in casual. just trying to do my shitty quests FUCK OFF!!!!

can yall just fuckin stop

i dont want to face bots again.

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Hey blizzard, could I maybe play at least one game of Hearthstone on mobile without it being extremely fucking laggy or just completely crashing? That would be lovely

 I know you’re in a salt thread, and have every right to complain. But this isn’t a general issue, so maybe try and update your phone? I’m playing exclusively on phone, and I don’t ever have issues.

 It is a general issue, a thread was made about it with at least 10 people claiming lag the last time I checked. I reinstalled it, updated it, phone is on the newest iOS,  everything. It only started being this way after the recent update to Hearthstone,I hope the maintenance today will fix it. 

 I'm really interested in hearing more about redneck animals. Are they beavers who drink Pabst?

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I spent the last 18 days trying to climb the ladder with Shaman. I enjoy a challenge. I wanted to 'break the meta.' 

I did peak at rank 2, but the onslaught of hunters, priests and mages has left me demoralized and defeated. The meta broke me.

Last night I finally cracked and created the awful Beast Hunter deck that everyone plays.

I tried, I really did.

Take pity on my poor soul.

I can fuck this shitty rngstone. Lost 3 games in a row!!! First agaisnt priest with 4 screams, nothing new k. Second, lol against tesspionage rogue who choosed most shitty cards from halucination and profited from them whole game into topdeck tess and last fucking game against MECHATHUN who im supposed to counter with my warlock. Well not when treacher is last 10 cards, g fucking g stupid randomstone fiesta cant wait for another championship with prize money lol 

Crafting cards just to netdeck...ewww gross. lol. Real men who play hunter either have a cauldron or master oakheart in their deck. Builds character!

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Played 7 Dirty Rats against Mecha'thun Warlock and didn't pull the damn thing, this is the side of Hearthstone that I hate the most.

Hey, I have a question to you. When did you play the Dirty Rats - before or after Emperor Thaurissan? I'm asking, because in my games as Steal Priest I witnessed how the wild Mecha'thun warlocks ran 2xGalvanizers in addition to Thauri. I'm guessing they do this, in order to bluff their opponents and bait out the rats? I'm saying this, because if you have played most of the rats prior to Thauri, there could have been a big chance the opponent didn't have Mecha'thun in the first place.

If this isn't the case, then sorry for your bad luck. I also hate losing like this. Gratz for reaching legend btw.

4 before Emperor Thaurissan (Brann Bronzebeard + 2 Dirty Rats, 3 after (opponent had nothing in his deck at that point), I was just really unlucky. I got Legend a few hours later, but a few of the games at rank 1 were so frustrating because I literally lost to bad luck.

 3 extra rats? Would love to see that replay.

 probably from Baleful Banker/Zola the Gorgon

Yes, Zola the Gorgon with Brann Bronzebeard and later on Baleful Banker on one more.

Disgusting Wall Priest playing in normal. Why, jfc? If you want to netdeck go to fucking ladder.