Hearthpwn

Face Mage, Kingsbane Rogue and Mecha'thun Warlock, so fun.

7/7 taunt on turn 4, fair and balanced in a class with the best early game, middle game, and endgame.

Alright first things first. There is no doubt im one of the unluckiest players hearthstone. And what i mean by that is im not just like any other player after losing two or three games in a row for stupid rng, thats normal hearthstone after that you can go on with your life and win couple of games and lose one or two and so on. My luck is god tier bad luck. I mean SERIOUSLY.

I was playing some gimmick otk reno priest and reached rank 6 with 4 stars. I guess i can be lucky sometimes, huh. I was on three game streak which means im one game away from rank 5. So i decided to take this little bit more seriously now that im so close to the ''safe ground''. So i lost the game of course, no worries now i just have to win three more games (in theory). Here is what i mean by the ''one of the unluckiest player''. I figured i should use something better deck to rank up, big priest is a go. I face quest mage, IN RANK 6? three times in a row the same mage. i even waited on the last game for 2 or 3 minutes before queuing again. 

At this point im pretty annoyed already. But you know its life so just switch deck and go on with your life right. Now i try face hunter, even palading and pirate kingsbane rogue. Each game against Taunt priests, which all had barnes on four and a way to bring back the taunt on 5. Nice right, just fucking great. So i go back to my loved otk priest. And you know whats better than wild ladder from rank 10 and up. Nothing. We have Big priests, Mill rogues, Even paladins, Even shamans, Odd mages, Tempo mages, This stupid ass ladder is evenly odd... And back in rank 10 i face all the other gimmick decks with stupid luck every game. From this morning to this very moment i have lost like 20 games and won 3.

Heres one more opinion of mine. All of you who complain here about bad luck in one game. Unless your luck is worse than mine please shut your mouth and carry on with your life.

i am forced to netdeck casual. 

i hate hearthstone.

Just faced an aggro pirate paladin (?!) with perfect draws and Divine Favour! He pushes me down to 1 hp. I have 5 minions on board and he top deck a Knife Juggler and summon a Silver Hand Recruit - OF COURSE it hits face. Lovely game. 

dude had JUST played bloodlust.  surely im safe.

nah, topdecks second one, turn fucking 7.

guess im just a bad player, right bee?  luck had nothign to do with it, right bee????

Played 7 Dirty Rats against Mecha'thun Warlock and didn't pull the damn thing, this is the side of Hearthstone that I hate the most.

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Just wanted to say that every person who can't answer the greetings at the beginning of the game (or immediately mutes the other) was most probably risen in a fucking cave with a bunch of fucking animals and does not deserve to interact with human beings. 

Or maybe they're just tired of facing the same cancerous decks over and over again that insta-win if they draw the right cards early and you're playing the same class they just insta-lost to.

 The fuck are you talking about? I don't care what they are tired or not. It's rather simple - you behave like a normal human being or you behave like a fucking redneck animal. 

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Just wanted to say that every person who can't answer the greetings at the beginning of the game (or immediately mutes the other) was most probably risen in a fucking cave with a bunch of fucking animals and does not deserve to interact with human beings. 

Or maybe they're just tired of facing the same cancerous decks over and over again that insta-win if they draw the right cards early and you're playing the same class they just insta-lost to.

 The fuck are you talking about? I don't care what they are tired or not. It's rather simple - you behave like a normal human being or you behave like a fucking redneck animal. 

 Auto-Squelch. Fuck your emotes. 

Just lost final boss game to a Big Priest, the idiot entombed sylvanas and I gave him a doomsayer, but his resurrects were still good, fuck everyone who plays this idiot deck

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Quote from Koci >>

Just wanted to say that every person who can't answer the greetings at the beginning of the game (or immediately mutes the other) was most probably risen in a fucking cave with a bunch of fucking animals and does not deserve to interact with human beings. 

Or maybe they're just tired of facing the same cancerous decks over and over again that insta-win if they draw the right cards early and you're playing the same class they just insta-lost to.

 The fuck are you talking about? I don't care what they are tired or not. It's rather simple - you behave like a normal human being or you behave like a fucking redneck animal. 

 Auto-Squelch. Fuck your emotes. 

 Exactly this, I will not respond to any greetings from a polarizing opponent because it's 99% not sincere, I do always emote well played at the end out of common decency, doesn't matter if I lost or won

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Imagine being such a tragic cowardly snowflake that you have to play Odd Pally and Big Sleep Mage in Casual. "Waaaaah, but I can't bully meme decks in Ranked, I'll have to face other meta decks there, waaaaah!"

 I truly dont understand seeing odd pal in casual so much. It's as brainless as pirate warrior. You're just wasting people time with a boring ass deck, you arent "practicing" anything. I made highlander odd pal decks just for the lol and they were still cancer. The consistency of hero power > consistency of deck.

Retarded emotes make me squelch then rope by watching a show after i make a play for rest of game. Yesterday some retarded shaman emoted "that was a mistake" thinking he had a good counter play..squelch...rope...sit there and think about yourself. I'm still amazed when i see people's avatar highlight repeatedly. Anyone not completely retarded would have to know they have been muted loooong loooong ago. Average person maybe lets you get out 3 max. I'm one and done.

Climbing Wild was super fun. Now after rank 5 its only the same couple of decks over and over...fuck that shit.

Barnes Priest

Kingsbane Rogue

Mech Hunter

Even Lock

Even Shaman

i wish i could afford to not play around the nuts in all games on all turns.  what a fuckign joy that mus tbe.

cute isn't it.  how i played 9 games of midrange hunter and never ONCE had 1-drop into razormaw into companion into flanking, yet every hunter i play against has that exact fucking opening.

Reno warlock on 20 rank, man, just kill yourself.

combo needs to die. 

You guys don't will believe this LMAO

A Huntard added me in the end of match (I was playing a decent odd warrior dragon)

To insult me "thanks for wasting 40 minutes of my life, idiot"

HAHAHAAHAH LMAO

A FUCKING HUNTARD WITH REXXAR ON TURN 6 AND THE FULL OF CANCER DECK ADDED ME TO INSULT ME

FOR WASTING HIS TIME

HAHAHAHAWA

OMFG I guess it's enough for today.